Alex Kitson
@alexkitson.bsky.social
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Alex Kitson
@alexkitson.bsky.social
· Oct 29
My stand-up show ‘This is Water’ is now available to download. It was one of the best reviewed shows at the Edinburgh Fringe this year and you can get it through the link in my bio for a 50p minimum payment. Worth a punt surely
So what if he’s bi???!!
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
So what if he’s bi???!!
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Joke about Lions. I pull a funny face after I act out me in a Pizza Hut so much to enjoy here 🦁
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Joke about Lions. I pull a funny face after I act out me in a Pizza Hut so much to enjoy here 🦁
Those must be big shoes to fill
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Those must be big shoes to fill
Jokes I don’t do anymore pt. 1
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Jokes I don’t do anymore pt. 1
They, ironically, need someone with deep pockets to stick their hand up
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 AM
They, ironically, need someone with deep pockets to stick their hand up
We’re not THAT good - other countries are probably way better
February 6, 2026 at 10:15 AM
We’re not THAT good - other countries are probably way better
Countryside vs City
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Countryside vs City
I hope Starmer knew about Mandelson because if he did - appointing another lying, treasonous mate of Epstein to be friends with Trump so the UK could get lower tariffs than the EU is one the funniest things any politician has ever done
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I hope Starmer knew about Mandelson because if he did - appointing another lying, treasonous mate of Epstein to be friends with Trump so the UK could get lower tariffs than the EU is one the funniest things any politician has ever done
If I'd just been named in the Epstein files/was responsible for Grok I probably wouldn't be demanding more children be allowed go on my noncey website but maybe that's just me
February 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
If I'd just been named in the Epstein files/was responsible for Grok I probably wouldn't be demanding more children be allowed go on my noncey website but maybe that's just me
The NHS/government down so bad atm it's genuinely suss they're not specifying 'patients with cancer'
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The NHS/government down so bad atm it's genuinely suss they're not specifying 'patients with cancer'
Joke about Lions. I pull a funny face after I act out me in a Pizza Hut so much to enjoy here 🦁
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Joke about Lions. I pull a funny face after I act out me in a Pizza Hut so much to enjoy here 🦁
No one has ever done comedy about James Bond before !!! I’m the first!! Do not research that!!
January 25, 2026 at 6:49 PM
No one has ever done comedy about James Bond before !!! I’m the first!! Do not research that!!
I’m doing the first WIP of my new show in Camden on Tuesday if you’re about. Tickets in bio!
January 23, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I’m doing the first WIP of my new show in Camden on Tuesday if you’re about. Tickets in bio!
Millennials having kids on purpose
January 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Millennials having kids on purpose
Who else eats gulag chicken?
January 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Who else eats gulag chicken?
KNEW it sounded familiar
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
KNEW it sounded familiar
I hate the internet so much man
January 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I hate the internet so much man
Writing jokes is so hard guys you don’t understand
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Writing jokes is so hard guys you don’t understand
Reposted by Alex Kitson
What’s the worst secret Santa present you’ve ever had?
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What’s the worst secret Santa present you’ve ever had?
What’s the worst secret Santa present you’ve ever had?
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What’s the worst secret Santa present you’ve ever had?
Racial profiling but for white guys who wear cords
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Racial profiling but for white guys who wear cords
Might go with someone else sorry boss
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Might go with someone else sorry boss
Did anyone else think Mandela actually ran Fruit of the Loom or just me
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Did anyone else think Mandela actually ran Fruit of the Loom or just me
I don’t think you are
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I don’t think you are
