Eli
@calmfulspider.bsky.social
Mid 20s software engineer
Hiking, reading, magic the gathering, board games, dumb political posts. I got it all.
Hiking, reading, magic the gathering, board games, dumb political posts. I got it all.
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I love photos like this. There’s nothing going on, really, someone just saw her and said “Oh she's SO PRETTY. I have to take a picture.” From my collection, 1959.
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I love photos like this. There’s nothing going on, really, someone just saw her and said “Oh she's SO PRETTY. I have to take a picture.” From my collection, 1959.
Thinking about if I should start dying my hair again just to hide the grays
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Thinking about if I should start dying my hair again just to hide the grays
Walmart having Halloween candy only 25% off should be a fucking sin
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Walmart having Halloween candy only 25% off should be a fucking sin
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we should close off a whole bunch of streets from dusk to midnight on 10/31, save for emergency vehicles
once again posting The Chart
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
we should close off a whole bunch of streets from dusk to midnight on 10/31, save for emergency vehicles
True, corporate goth is wearing the same outfit you wore out to go to goth night 2 days ago to work except different shirts and no jewelry.
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
True, corporate goth is wearing the same outfit you wore out to go to goth night 2 days ago to work except different shirts and no jewelry.
When work is kind of slow but you have to pretend to work
October 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When work is kind of slow but you have to pretend to work
If you like both IPAs and APIs, we should be friends.
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If you like both IPAs and APIs, we should be friends.
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The CEOs and oligarchs paying for Trump’s ballroom and construction projects are not doing it out of the kindness of their hearts.
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The CEOs and oligarchs paying for Trump’s ballroom and construction projects are not doing it out of the kindness of their hearts.
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y’all I’m going to be real, the workers at the biggest music venues in DC are trying to unionize
we need IMP the parent company to recognize voluntarily
that won’t happen without noise
please, bluesky, do what u do best
@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social
we need IMP the parent company to recognize voluntarily
that won’t happen without noise
please, bluesky, do what u do best
@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
y’all I’m going to be real, the workers at the biggest music venues in DC are trying to unionize
we need IMP the parent company to recognize voluntarily
that won’t happen without noise
please, bluesky, do what u do best
@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social
we need IMP the parent company to recognize voluntarily
that won’t happen without noise
please, bluesky, do what u do best
@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social
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Come watch my friend's twitch stream where I'm joining in on a multi-player
www.twitch.tv/xaqyzone?sr=a
www.twitch.tv/xaqyzone?sr=a
XaqyzOne - Twitch
It's All Hammers and Watches, Come Say Hi
www.twitch.tv
October 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Come watch my friend's twitch stream where I'm joining in on a multi-player
www.twitch.tv/xaqyzone?sr=a
www.twitch.tv/xaqyzone?sr=a
My phone sent me "last year today" and I realized how different the vibes were so recently.
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My phone sent me "last year today" and I realized how different the vibes were so recently.
If a clothing store has no fitting rooms open, they should just close and not be open.
September 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If a clothing store has no fitting rooms open, they should just close and not be open.
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i had a dream about Metroid but all of Samus’s powerups were in the form of poodle skirts
September 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i had a dream about Metroid but all of Samus’s powerups were in the form of poodle skirts
One of my coworkers has something at his desk that will occasionally start beeping. It's driving me insane.
September 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
One of my coworkers has something at his desk that will occasionally start beeping. It's driving me insane.
The temptation to dye my hair red again vs the knowledge that I won't pass as well with dyed hair
September 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The temptation to dye my hair red again vs the knowledge that I won't pass as well with dyed hair
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I’m gonna have to say “old money,” Richard
September 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m gonna have to say “old money,” Richard
Someone brought cake into work that I swear they had to have used the same recipe I use for the caramel frosting. But no one put a note so I can't ask.
August 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Someone brought cake into work that I swear they had to have used the same recipe I use for the caramel frosting. But no one put a note so I can't ask.
Anyone want to play gartic phone? My friend is streaming it: www.twitch.tv/kouriryusei
KouriRyusei - Twitch
How do I doodle!?
www.twitch.tv
August 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Anyone want to play gartic phone? My friend is streaming it: www.twitch.tv/kouriryusei
I still wish more places did coffee ice cubes for iced drinks. I only know of two.
August 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I still wish more places did coffee ice cubes for iced drinks. I only know of two.
Im glad the batista warned me that their large iced lattes come with 4 shots of espresso. Most other places the large and the medium have the same amount they just do more milk.
August 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Im glad the batista warned me that their large iced lattes come with 4 shots of espresso. Most other places the large and the medium have the same amount they just do more milk.
I always want to make bluesky my primary social media, but for some reason I struggle to think of what to post here.
August 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I always want to make bluesky my primary social media, but for some reason I struggle to think of what to post here.
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no one knows more about crime in DC than people who have never been there
August 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
no one knows more about crime in DC than people who have never been there