Eli
@calmfulspider.bsky.social
Mid 20s software engineer
Hiking, reading, magic the gathering, board games, dumb political posts. I got it all.
Hiking, reading, magic the gathering, board games, dumb political posts. I got it all.
After mentioned I'm FTM, someone suggested to me this "gender affirming salon" when it's just a salon charging nearly double anywhere in town. Like thanks but I'll go to a barber. My hair is pretty easy...number 2 fade keep the too long. Takes a good barber maybe 20 min.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
After mentioned I'm FTM, someone suggested to me this "gender affirming salon" when it's just a salon charging nearly double anywhere in town. Like thanks but I'll go to a barber. My hair is pretty easy...number 2 fade keep the too long. Takes a good barber maybe 20 min.
Fuck this comes off so cringe. It feels like a joke someone would say about pronouns.
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Fuck this comes off so cringe. It feels like a joke someone would say about pronouns.
Why is he kind of hot?
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Why is he kind of hot?
Reposted by Eli
Sometimes I'm in a trashy mood to try on items in the store over my current clothing- but usually I'm not and I will just leave.
The only benefit to in person shopping vs online is trying it on.
The only benefit to in person shopping vs online is trying it on.
September 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sometimes I'm in a trashy mood to try on items in the store over my current clothing- but usually I'm not and I will just leave.
The only benefit to in person shopping vs online is trying it on.
The only benefit to in person shopping vs online is trying it on.
Please! I don't want a bigger house bc it's more space to clean/take care of. However, finding 1500ish sqft houses is kind of hard.
September 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Please! I don't want a bigger house bc it's more space to clean/take care of. However, finding 1500ish sqft houses is kind of hard.
It's ridiculous. There's so many lots that are big enough they could put 2-3 houses on. Instead of doing that, they tear the small old houses from the 40-50s and put a mcmansion on it.
September 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's ridiculous. There's so many lots that are big enough they could put 2-3 houses on. Instead of doing that, they tear the small old houses from the 40-50s and put a mcmansion on it.