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Eli
@calmfulspider.bsky.social
110 followers 260 following 320 posts
Mid 20s software engineer
Hiking, reading, magic the gathering, board games, dumb political posts. I got it all.
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Creature.
A cat sitting on a pokemon blanket in a desk chair
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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15th book finished of 2025:

#booksky #nonfiction #books
Book: weapons of math destruction by Cathy O'Neil
August 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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More dumb memes made from the origins of my friend XaqyzOne's Twitch.
Guy holding a floppy disk "you have a floppy disk??" A distorted SSS: "Well, I have a flaccid disc!"
June 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Gargoyle Gussy!

Meme is a reference to dumb shit that happened during my friend's twitch stream: www.twitch.tv/xaqyzone
gargolye gussy in pink text with a gargoyle woman and the demons from heritic on her.
June 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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The babbbby
Very fluffy cat on lap
June 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Book 14 finished of 2025:

#booksky

Read this one as an ebook.
Picture of the cover of Equal Rites A novel of discworld by Terry Pratchett
May 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Book 13 finished of 2025:
Photo of cover of book: Because Everything is Terrible by Paul Guest
May 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Book 12 finished of 2025:

#booksky
The cover of pulp by Chadles Bukowski. A novel.
May 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Book 11 finished of 2025:

#booksky
Photo of the cover of Unwinding Anxiety by Judson Brewer
May 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Book 10 of 2025: Acceptance by Jeff Vandermeer

Finished on 05/10/2025 but forgot to post
#booksky
Picture of the cover of acceptance by Jeff vandermeer.
May 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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This is what pure evil looks like
A cat sitting on a table.
April 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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#cycling why don't more places have this??
Stairs with a specialized ramp for bicycles.
April 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Book 9 of 2025: spinning by Tillie Walden (I stand by graphic novels counting as books btw.) #booksky
Photo of the book spinning by Tillie Walden. Book has girls doing ballet OK the cover.
April 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Book 8 of 2025: Authority by Jeff Vendermeer. Finished on 04/17/2025 but forgot to post #booksky
Photo of the cover of authority by Jeff Vandermeer. The cover is yellow and has a bunny with a cracked cell phone on it.
April 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Guess what plants I'm growing here? #gardening #patiogarden #chaosgarden
Picture of two buckets with pants crossing in them
April 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Blackberry whiskey cocktail I made yesterday cheers! #cocktail #drinks
A picture of a short glass with a pinkish colored drink and ice cubes in it. A cocktail!
April 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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He wishes he had thumbs #catsofbsky
A very fluffy cat on top of a container of cat litter trying to open a door knob with his paw.
April 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Book 7 read of 2025:
Cover of hard cover book: gentle chaos poems, tales, and magic Tyler Gaca aka Ghosthoney
April 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Book 6 read of 2025: #booksky
Cover of paperback book: Neil Gaiman American Gods
April 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Book 5 read of 2025: ( I actually finished Friday but forgot to post)
Picture of book cover: Taste In Music Eating On Tour with Indie Musicians by Alex Bleeker and Luke Pyenson
March 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Get cats bitch
A long-haired tabby cat sitting onside in the sun on a porch. His eyes partly closed looking cute af.
March 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Screenshot of board game keep for the board game "Wine Cellar (2025)"
March 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Chair cat
A brown/gray long-haired domestic cat sitting on the arm of a desk chair.
March 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Another meme #boardgames
Crying guy wearing a shirt saying "introverted by willing to discuss Board Games"
March 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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#crochet #crochetmeme
FYI, I normally use patterns.
standard distribution meme. Both low and high end "I never use crochet patterns." Middle: "I can't crochet without a pattern".
March 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM