my wife has kicked me out because she doesn’t approve of my new job - but excited to announce i’m going to be reviewing OF women (and men if they pay enough!) for the Daily Mail starting next month!!! Very excited :)
January 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
my wife has kicked me out because she doesn’t approve of my new job - but excited to announce i’m going to be reviewing OF women (and men if they pay enough!) for the Daily Mail starting next month!!! Very excited :)
Haven’t skeeted in a while, you can’t go up to women in the street nowadays
January 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Haven’t skeeted in a while, you can’t go up to women in the street nowadays
I couldnt even play professional football they said my shooting was too powerful and if a keeper tried to save it i would end up on a manslaughter charge i said i dont care let me play bro but they aint let me
December 23, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I couldnt even play professional football they said my shooting was too powerful and if a keeper tried to save it i would end up on a manslaughter charge i said i dont care let me play bro but they aint let me
I cooked them right first time when i was like 7. Now im spending christmas alone because she doesn’t like cookies and i added fent::::///////
Holy moly. I got the chewy chocolate chip cookies right finally. At this altitude, I had to adjust the recipe a lot to perfect it.
December 23, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I cooked them right first time when i was like 7. Now im spending christmas alone because she doesn’t like cookies and i added fent::::///////
This 100% ends in divorce bro she hates them that’s why she’s lying to u 😭😭😭
My wife has a pair of joggers she loves and somehow got it in her head that the company doesn’t make them anymore (they do). So for Xmas, I got her another pair, and knowing that in a few days I get to give her a gift she’ll love *and* will prove that she was wrong about something is INTOXICATING.
December 23, 2024 at 9:46 AM
This 100% ends in divorce bro she hates them that’s why she’s lying to u 😭😭😭
So sick of edging being used as a joke. For some of us it’s a serious hobby.
December 20, 2024 at 7:21 PM
So sick of edging being used as a joke. For some of us it’s a serious hobby.
Any relation to francis?
December 13, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Any relation to francis?
dead funny bro rofl
I've just been chatting to my neighbour, and congratulating her on getting a new job.
"How did you get it?"
"The same way the virgin Mary got Jesus."
"A miracle?"
"No, sex that I can't tell anyone about."
🐢💨
"How did you get it?"
"The same way the virgin Mary got Jesus."
"A miracle?"
"No, sex that I can't tell anyone about."
🐢💨
December 13, 2024 at 12:15 PM
dead funny bro rofl
Just found out how to get to the following tab. Neat.
December 13, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Just found out how to get to the following tab. Neat.
guys do NOT go to the football and then when ever your team scores jump up doing multiple 360 spins screaming “WAOW WAOW WAOW GOALL WAOOOOOOUUUUU” and then enter ur wolfkin fursona :// you will get called names :(
December 7, 2024 at 1:57 AM
guys do NOT go to the football and then when ever your team scores jump up doing multiple 360 spins screaming “WAOW WAOW WAOW GOALL WAOOOOOOUUUUU” and then enter ur wolfkin fursona :// you will get called names :(
If my wife laughed at my jokes there’d still be light in my eyes and love in my marriage, sadly she’s laughless, we’re loveless and there’s not much live left :( live laugh love guys :(
If my wife knew you guys laughed at my jokes, she would make me get off BlueSky, so let's keep that between us.
December 7, 2024 at 1:49 AM
If my wife laughed at my jokes there’d still be light in my eyes and love in my marriage, sadly she’s laughless, we’re loveless and there’s not much live left :( live laugh love guys :(
wow. Like minecraft. This is so realistic!!!!! I wish lava was real. AI is incredible🙏
Iceland 🇮🇸 They Call It The Land of Fire and Ice for a reason!
December 7, 2024 at 1:47 AM
wow. Like minecraft. This is so realistic!!!!! I wish lava was real. AI is incredible🙏
A certain Austrian man had an idea in the 1920s. He took 20 years to start and many wish he didn’t start. Really really makes you think, you will be so much more likely to complete your plan because you started immediately!❤️
December 7, 2024 at 1:45 AM
A certain Austrian man had an idea in the 1920s. He took 20 years to start and many wish he didn’t start. Really really makes you think, you will be so much more likely to complete your plan because you started immediately!❤️
Hey so “mentally challenged” isn’t okay! My wife is mentally challenged and if she understood this she’d be furious
December 7, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Hey so “mentally challenged” isn’t okay! My wife is mentally challenged and if she understood this she’d be furious
What’s your WOKEST opinion? This skeet was sponsored by Stake
December 7, 2024 at 1:40 AM
What’s your WOKEST opinion? This skeet was sponsored by Stake
discovering slang in the early 2000s:
Oh, so Wicked is amazing, actually?
December 1, 2024 at 1:12 AM
discovering slang in the early 2000s:
Does anyone like rugby union on here?
November 29, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Does anyone like rugby union on here?
Could be gay, could be an Arsenal fan, either way it’s vile isn’t it
November 29, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Could be gay, could be an Arsenal fan, either way it’s vile isn’t it
Not to be the friend whos not woke enough but they’ve put numbers in it
I'm a huge 2SLGTBQ+ ally, but I'm also a co-operator. That my friends is not a pride flag, but a co-operative flag. I'm happy it is being mistaken as such because our 2SLGTBQ+ friends need to know they are just accepted but that they are affirmed.
November 28, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Not to be the friend whos not woke enough but they’ve put numbers in it
Tough place to go the men’s team always play hard
November 28, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Tough place to go the men’s team always play hard
This isn’t true cause when i did this she said “oh my god is that a camera”
If you tell a woman you like her dress, it’s highly likely you’ll get at least one of these responses:
(If it has pockets)
“Thanks. It has pockets!” [shows you the pockets]
“It only cost a fiver! Bargain!”
“This old thing! It’s not nice. I look like a potato. I’m going to burn it.”
(If it has pockets)
“Thanks. It has pockets!” [shows you the pockets]
“It only cost a fiver! Bargain!”
“This old thing! It’s not nice. I look like a potato. I’m going to burn it.”
November 28, 2024 at 12:04 PM
This isn’t true cause when i did this she said “oh my god is that a camera”