William Love
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William Love
@callthebanners.bsky.social
Can administer Voight-Kampff test upon request.
There’s so much grass out there that is just *waiting* for someone to touch it.

The internet was a mistake.
Bluesky "leftist": "Frederick Douglass wasn't literate enough to read and understand the Constitution. I am very smart and woke."

Doing great folks, just great.
February 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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"Frederick Douglass wasn't literate enough to understand the Constitution" is one of the most unhinged takes I've ever seen someone post even on bluesky, the official home of posting unhinged takes
Bluesky "leftist": "Frederick Douglass wasn't literate enough to read and understand the Constitution. I am very smart and woke."

Doing great folks, just great.
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This is like watching the Spanish left kill one another on the eve of (and later during) the Civil War
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
This brings me so much joy
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Cue the fighting music
a woman in a purple and gold dress with a necklace and a crown on her head
ALT: a woman in a purple and gold dress with a necklace and a crown on her head
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Taking some batting practice over there like Babe Ruth
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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welp, this destroyed me first thing upon waking up
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
We’ve already got the check and balance, it’s just asleep at the switch
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
The things people will say out loud in front of god and everybody
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I like the explodey part, so always the arm.

My question is this: to fill that giant hole the show left, have you gone back to the Mojave or the Commonwealth?
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
*fumbles with gauss*
February 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
“Get furious in service of what you love” — now there’s words to live by
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Beep beep beep beep
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Things actually happened on this show.
Now if they dumped some deathclaws into Pluribus. . .

I really do want to the Commonwealth BOS to show up next season, especially given the post credits scene.
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Well hello old chum
February 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Ok yes I’ll get you your damn snow globes
February 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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This is sad, but good: Artists are refusing to normalize this idiocy, and instead of just commanding performances - which they can't do - the Trump people are closing it down and slinking away.
CNN is reporting the real reason Trump is closing the Kennedy Centre for two years is not for renovation: “the Kennedy Center does not have a 2026/2027 season. There would not have been any programming to announce."
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Lenin referred to this as “Joy Communism”, and implemented it during the Civil War.
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I agree, I thought that was perfect scripting. BTW, given your acting resume, maybe we need to start lobbying for Ben Stove Part Two, Enclave Boogaloo.
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
For a second in my heart I hoped it was our boy Boone.
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I hope you stayed for the post credit scene.

Aaaaaaand the NCR is back, baby.
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
What did we do to deserve this woman in public life
Yeah that’s not really the story though but nice try
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM