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Paul Downes Esq. (UK)
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Husband. Father of two. Grandad to three. Retired. No rat or invasive Yankee grey squirrel is safe from me & my Lee Enfield. I NEVER miss. One shot, one kill🎯 Everton ST holder. East Stand.
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The King has been met with 'groans and shouts' following the arrest of his brother Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on suspicion of misconduct in public office 👇
February 19, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”
February 19, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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Listen closely to every word of this
February 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
When they finally lock #Trump up, I hope they put him in a cell with a horse-hung scatophiliac.

Google it.
February 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 6:42 PM
US Congressman Ted Lieu just said it.
Trump is accused of raping children.
Trump is accused of threatening to KILL children.

WTAF, America? There are no words.
#Trump is your actual President. You gave him the job.
February 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Holy shit.

A lot of people have suggested this, but I don’t think Lieu would make the allegation unless he had seen some evidence.
February 18, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I see #Trump is struggling so much to find dead cats that he's using ones he's already thrown onto the stage. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Do not give away Diego Garcia, says Trump
The US president says
www.bbc.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Ted Lieu: “Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands and thousands of times. In those files, there are highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children … of Donald Trump threatening to kill children. So I encourage the press to go look at these allegations.”
February 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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You've appointed Tories to your top team. Why should people believe your party is any different?

Farage: "These were two people who were ministers, but frankly weren't ministers for very long".

Suella Braverman was a minister for over 4 years.

Robert Jenrick was a minister for almost 5 years.
February 17, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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If you have a Royal Family, you have deference.

If you have a Royal Family, you have a class system.

If you have a RF, you essentially say, "These people are better than everyone else by dint of birth & should maintain enormous influence, wealth and power."

Why would anyone want that at all?
February 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
FACT
February 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Someone, somewhere, with the specific set of skills.

Please. Just fekn do it.

The world will thank you even if you get caught.
February 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Pedolf Shitler. Seems accurate.
February 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Life comes at you fast 🤷🏻‍♂️
Former Reality Star Fired From New Show After Going On Racist Tirade About Bad Bunny's Halftime Show
www.comicsands.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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BBC Radio 4 just mentioned that 12% of Americans believe that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.🙀🙀🙀
February 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage.
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
(Photos AP)
February 15, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Wonderful Wigan.

Just sightseeing for a while. 👀
February 15, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Met a lad from Palestine. He’s been in Liverpool for over a week now. He knows nobody and has nothing. We’ve given him food/clothes he’s been to play footy with the DJK House crew. . If you can donate, please do so here: paypal.me/DJKHouse I’m gonna take him shopping for toiletries etc
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Jack Taylor was a proper ref.
Week in, week out, he rarely had a bad day at the office.

#PGMOL serve up weak-minded fools for every game in what is supposed to be the best league on the planet.

The likes of Chris Kavanagh aren't fit to clean Jack's boots.
February 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Hey there, #PGMOL.

Do you drug test your officials?

If not, maybe you should consider it judging by last night's fiasco at Villa Park.

cc @thefsa.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
One night without #VAR.

A goal that was clearly offside - allowed to stand.

A studs-up tackle that was a red card all day, every day and twice on a Sunday - only worth a yellow.

Handball a metre inside the penalty area - free kick a metre outside the penalty area.

The reason?

#ChrisKavanagh
February 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM