Calliope Crowheart
@calliopecrowheart.satan.social
Mother, Attention whore, Crush-haver, Epistemophile, AnarchoCommunist, Satanist
Somewhere around 89% of people raised by cishet parents identify as hetero, and over 95% of those raised by cishet couples identity as cis. It’s just unrealistic to not consider that there is some kind of social contagion going on in cishet homes that influences these kids.
August 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Somewhere around 89% of people raised by cishet parents identify as hetero, and over 95% of those raised by cishet couples identity as cis. It’s just unrealistic to not consider that there is some kind of social contagion going on in cishet homes that influences these kids.
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Therapist: Do you hold anyone else to the standards you're applying to yourself?
Me: No, but ...
Therapist: Uh-uh. Nope. Where's your little plushy Brain Raccoon? They're a lying liar who lies to you.
Me: ~holds up plushy Brain Raccoon~
Therapist: Tell it to fuck off and leave you alone.
Me: No, but ...
Therapist: Uh-uh. Nope. Where's your little plushy Brain Raccoon? They're a lying liar who lies to you.
Me: ~holds up plushy Brain Raccoon~
Therapist: Tell it to fuck off and leave you alone.
April 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Therapist: Do you hold anyone else to the standards you're applying to yourself?
Me: No, but ...
Therapist: Uh-uh. Nope. Where's your little plushy Brain Raccoon? They're a lying liar who lies to you.
Me: ~holds up plushy Brain Raccoon~
Therapist: Tell it to fuck off and leave you alone.
Me: No, but ...
Therapist: Uh-uh. Nope. Where's your little plushy Brain Raccoon? They're a lying liar who lies to you.
Me: ~holds up plushy Brain Raccoon~
Therapist: Tell it to fuck off and leave you alone.
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April 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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The lineart version of this lady death knight I drew is my favorite piece of art of mine. It was inspired by Kingdom Death.
🖤Kingdom Death
🖤Kingdom Death
April 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The lineart version of this lady death knight I drew is my favorite piece of art of mine. It was inspired by Kingdom Death.
🖤Kingdom Death
🖤Kingdom Death
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another feather in the cap for the animal uprising
April 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
another feather in the cap for the animal uprising
Snapchat is straight up tits tbh
I wish I started using it sooner
I wish I started using it sooner
April 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Snapchat is straight up tits tbh
I wish I started using it sooner
I wish I started using it sooner
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we're watching true crime and crying together
April 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
we're watching true crime and crying together
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i'm asleep right now. i've gone to sleep. i'm sleeping
April 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i'm asleep right now. i've gone to sleep. i'm sleeping
The Crashout Saga continues:
I am not a tattoo artist. I had never given a tattoo before today.
I am not a tattoo artist. I had never given a tattoo before today.
April 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Crashout Saga continues:
I am not a tattoo artist. I had never given a tattoo before today.
I am not a tattoo artist. I had never given a tattoo before today.
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I've got a joke about the ship of Theseus.
I'd also like to tell you a funny story about Triggers Broom.
Actually. They might be the same joke. I'm not sure.
I'd also like to tell you a funny story about Triggers Broom.
Actually. They might be the same joke. I'm not sure.
I've got a couple of jokes about the Augean stables but they're too filthy for any normal person to cope with.
I’ve got a joke about Hephaestus, but it’s forged.
April 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I've got a joke about the ship of Theseus.
I'd also like to tell you a funny story about Triggers Broom.
Actually. They might be the same joke. I'm not sure.
I'd also like to tell you a funny story about Triggers Broom.
Actually. They might be the same joke. I'm not sure.
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*dusts off this piece I wrote about precarious manhood theory and right wing media six years ago* www.mediamatters.org/tucker-carls...
April 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
*dusts off this piece I wrote about precarious manhood theory and right wing media six years ago* www.mediamatters.org/tucker-carls...
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Just remembered this adorable old video, this kid has such good comic timing I hope you’re thriving out their queen
April 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just remembered this adorable old video, this kid has such good comic timing I hope you’re thriving out their queen
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A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
My life might fall apart but I'm going to be fucking hot doing it, dammit
April 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My life might fall apart but I'm going to be fucking hot doing it, dammit
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April 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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This is Ellie. She saw her humans out kayaking and decided to rescue them. Only slightly overreacted. Still 14/10
April 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is Ellie. She saw her humans out kayaking and decided to rescue them. Only slightly overreacted. Still 14/10
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btw if u think im hot and/or super cool and funny now would be a great time to tell me especially if u wanna make out about it
April 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
btw if u think im hot and/or super cool and funny now would be a great time to tell me especially if u wanna make out about it
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me to the united states: this could be us but you playin’
A former French military base, Vauban is a thriving neighbourhood of 5,500 residents connected to Freiburg town centre by bus and light rail. Built in the late 1990s as a radical experiment in low-car living, it forgoes virtually all on-street parking in favour of active, green, and social spaces. 🧵
April 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
me to the united states: this could be us but you playin’