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Goth Auntie
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Gothic Charm School. Your Goth Auntie and future Vampire Witch Queen. She/Her.
Patreon: http://patreon.com/JillianVenters
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Wishlist! https://throne.com/gothauntie
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like:

Fancy teacups
Red pandas
Sushi
Vintage gothic romance paperbacks
Moonstones and labradorite
Peonies
Bright fuchsia eyeshadow
My Chemical Romance
Goth magazines and clothing catalogs from the 20s - early 00s
Top hats
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Coffee cups with silly sayings
Archaic words
Sweet pickles
Mismatching prints
Mimosa trees
Finding feathers in weird places
Mustard on meatloaf
Art with bones and flowers
Long-sleeved shirts
Marbled-cover composition books
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Listening to Hozier on repeat
Reading Franz Kafka
All potatoes
Detroit Tigers Baseball
Heated throw blanket
Waking up without an alarm
Dancing, all dancing, any dancing
Hand written letters
Anatomical hearts
My job
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Vague-posting: everyone think good thoughts for me for a good outcome to an upcoming meeting today. I think everything will go the way I want, but uncertainty annoys me.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No advice from your Goth Auntie today because of non-stop meetings. Drink some water, take your meds, and rest when can.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Unclench your jaw, have a snack, take your meds.
-Use your fancy things. Don’t save them for later.
-The Cursed Object is sulking on top of the fridge. Again.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I occasionally stream silly things, if you need a distraction tonight come watch me commit cosmic horror by rolling up living being in a ball and turning them into burning plasma!
twitch.tv/reverendmal
ReverendMal - Twitch
The Gothfather Abides...
twitch.tv
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
WHERE IS IT??! I NEED TO KNOW.
Never give up.
Somewhere in the world, there's a haunted manor house on the moors with a mysterious caretaker, indifferent cats, and secret libraries within libraries, waiting for you in the darkness.
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ATTENTION: IT IS SIX DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY. PREPARE YOUR TRIBUTES.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hey you! You know how I talk about the Madwoman in the Attic? Yes, she's a real person, and makes amazing clothes and accessories. The most recent thing she made is a pair of bloomers:
Also, she can make damn near anything you want in your size!
www.depop.com/products/spa...
Bloomers made of black cotton lawn with silver... | Depop
Bloomers made of black cotton lawn with silver pinstripes and trimmed with black satin ribbon, white lace, and bat chandelier ruffles. It has generous... - Sold by @sparrowlux
www.depop.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Big stretch! Drink some water, take your meds.
-Don’t monetize your hobbies. Just don’t.
-The Thing in the Walls said to ignore any tapping in the walls. That’s the opposite of reassuring.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!

I don’t want it that badly.

ebay.us/m/Gh8Rsb

www.alchemygothic.com/catalogue/bi...
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Authors, Beware! There's a firm called "ClaimsHero" doing aggressive social media outreach claiming to
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dear Etsy, eBay, Poshmark, and other vendors: some of us browse AliExpress and can tell when you’re selling something at a 2,000% markup. Just in case you were wondering.
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Stop clenching your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.
-Think kindly of your younger self. Be free, cringe is dead.
-The Lurking Horror apparently had a nightmare that I didn’t come home because I ran away. They have been reassured.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Have I been obsessively listening to the new album by Florence + the Machine since it released? Ohhhhhhhhh what do you think?
a woman in a red dress is standing in a field with the words therecanbedarkness.tumblr below her
ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing in a field with the words therecanbedarkness.tumblr below her
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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exhuming mary wollstonecraft shelley to take her to task for her failures of feminism
Newsflash, dipshit: the novel doesn't pass it either.
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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New Torch & Arrow listings include hair things! Always asked for them but I'm selective on what I restore/add to!
Bat clips: torchandarrow.etsy.com/listing/4399...
Neo-Victorian: torchandarrow.etsy.com/listing/4399...
Owl Gorget: torchandarrow.etsy.com/listing/4397...
Shop: torchandarrow.etsy.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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HEY MASSACHUSETTS! You know how Salem in October is INSANE so you don't go there then, yeah? Well now that it's November, Salem regains calm magnetism and it is THE PERFECT TIME TO STILL DISCUSS SPOOKY STUFF. Come talk to me about AMERICA'S MOST GOTHIC at SALEM PARACON on Sat 11/15!
salemparacon.org
SalemParacon
Salem Paracon Paranormal and Horror Convention
salemparacon.org
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Happy 265th birthday, Lestat de Lioncourt!

*IWTV
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Sit up straight, have a snack, take your meds.
-It’s okay to ask for help. You don’t have to take on everything by yourself.
-The Cursed Object is gathering all the blankets while singing, “nap time nap nap nap naaaaaap tiiiiiiiime”.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
IT IS ELEVEN DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY. PREPARE YOUR TRIBUTE. 😁
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.
-You aren’t dumb or unworthy. Sometimes your brain and emotions are lying.
-The Lurking Horror went splashing in puddles, but helped mop up the wet tracks it made.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Name & shame time: NEVER purchase anything from saint.terror NEVER. I placed an order in July; when I've asked for shipping updates, the replies are "I'm shipping things next week" or "Things will ship soon".
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is SO PRETTY. And they offer a range of colors for the burnout velvet AND custom sizing.

SO PRETTY.
yourptashka.com/store/noctur...
Dresses > Nocturnal Waltz Dress Buy from e-shop
Dresses. Nocturnal Waltz Dress.
yourptashka.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Stop hunching your shoulders, drink some water, take your meds.
-You aren’t something to be “fixed”.
-I had to yet again explain to the tiny cryptids that tarot cards are not for building card houses.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM