Calico Whirlwind
@calicowhirlwind.bsky.social
Weird programmer and asexual pervert. she/her, 32. pfp using picrew by @hunblooms on twitter (18+ NSFW account)
need to have a local group of trans women I can hang out with all the time, who have let each other know that im such a submissive slut that if you tell me to kneel, i do, and ill suck anything you put in my mouth
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
need to have a local group of trans women I can hang out with all the time, who have let each other know that im such a submissive slut that if you tell me to kneel, i do, and ill suck anything you put in my mouth
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i don't get how there are so many computer chip shortages when half the world is a fab
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
i don't get how there are so many computer chip shortages when half the world is a fab
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HYPER INCEST
we are achieving tags never seen before by mortals
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
HYPER INCEST
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average day running the dairy farm 😌🥛
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
average day running the dairy farm 😌🥛
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I just think cowprint bikinis are hot as fuck and extremely objectifying
December 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I just think cowprint bikinis are hot as fuck and extremely objectifying
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what a silly cute reindeer 🦌
December 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
what a silly cute reindeer 🦌
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i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here
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i need to get some bdsm in soon
im starting to worry that my lounging for it is causing me to want it more and more and what i want gets more and more extreme
extreme like not safe sane and consensual
and even the less extreme fantasies are getting to like bad relationship idea areas
im starting to worry that my lounging for it is causing me to want it more and more and what i want gets more and more extreme
extreme like not safe sane and consensual
and even the less extreme fantasies are getting to like bad relationship idea areas
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i need to get some bdsm in soon
im starting to worry that my lounging for it is causing me to want it more and more and what i want gets more and more extreme
extreme like not safe sane and consensual
and even the less extreme fantasies are getting to like bad relationship idea areas
im starting to worry that my lounging for it is causing me to want it more and more and what i want gets more and more extreme
extreme like not safe sane and consensual
and even the less extreme fantasies are getting to like bad relationship idea areas
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tags: surprise creampie
[YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE FAR SIDE FANZONE]
[YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE FAR SIDE FANZONE]
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
tags: surprise creampie
[YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE FAR SIDE FANZONE]
[YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE FAR SIDE FANZONE]
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Accidentally reinitializing your former sexbot friend's old menu subsystem and having to scroll through a full field of thumbnails showing all the hot, degrading she used to do for money to turn it off.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Accidentally reinitializing your former sexbot friend's old menu subsystem and having to scroll through a full field of thumbnails showing all the hot, degrading she used to do for money to turn it off.
🥵
🥵
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Y'all into deergirls right?!
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Y'all into deergirls right?!
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when you take your boydeer for a walk :]
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
when you take your boydeer for a walk :]
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a new app for trans gals to fund their bottom surgery:
you sell tickets to get to use it afterwards
you sell tickets to get to use it afterwards
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
a new app for trans gals to fund their bottom surgery:
you sell tickets to get to use it afterwards
you sell tickets to get to use it afterwards
surgeon who has a free-use post-op trans girl in their waiting room, to show off their work. check her out, take it for a spin, see how good their work is!
and if you cant pay for the surgery, they can always work something out. are you free thursdays? they can always use another demo model
and if you cant pay for the surgery, they can always work something out. are you free thursdays? they can always use another demo model
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
surgeon who has a free-use post-op trans girl in their waiting room, to show off their work. check her out, take it for a spin, see how good their work is!
and if you cant pay for the surgery, they can always work something out. are you free thursdays? they can always use another demo model
and if you cant pay for the surgery, they can always work something out. are you free thursdays? they can always use another demo model
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[pointing] those are the Big Drippers and that's the Little Dripper
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
[pointing] those are the Big Drippers and that's the Little Dripper
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damn girl are you superintendent chalmers cuz I'm about to give your ass an unforgettable munchin
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
damn girl are you superintendent chalmers cuz I'm about to give your ass an unforgettable munchin
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Sorry she's still loading in...
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sorry she's still loading in...
kinda want a relationship with another girl where the rule is that we can't touch each other unless its in a threesome with a man
cant kiss unless one of us is giving him a handjob
cant lick unless the other is blowing him
cant finger unless hes in one of us
cant penetrate unless he does
cant kiss unless one of us is giving him a handjob
cant lick unless the other is blowing him
cant finger unless hes in one of us
cant penetrate unless he does
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
kinda want a relationship with another girl where the rule is that we can't touch each other unless its in a threesome with a man
cant kiss unless one of us is giving him a handjob
cant lick unless the other is blowing him
cant finger unless hes in one of us
cant penetrate unless he does
cant kiss unless one of us is giving him a handjob
cant lick unless the other is blowing him
cant finger unless hes in one of us
cant penetrate unless he does
asking santa for a realitybender bf who rolls a die to determine my gender every morning
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
asking santa for a realitybender bf who rolls a die to determine my gender every morning
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domme voice, tilting your chin up to force eye contact: "No, don't call yourself stupid. You're not stupid unless you've been fucked that way. Understood?"
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
domme voice, tilting your chin up to force eye contact: "No, don't call yourself stupid. You're not stupid unless you've been fucked that way. Understood?"
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deer furries be like:
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
deer furries be like: