the sapphic shotacon
@kimberlily.bsky.social
im seven years old im eating apple sauce frick off
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My New Years Resolution is to make up a guy every week and I'm gonna try and having it be one ongoing thread.
#1: Guy who keeps offering to stick a firecracker in his urethra and light it if you give him $20 but you can tell he's just really looking for an excuse to put a firecracker in his dick.
#1: Guy who keeps offering to stick a firecracker in his urethra and light it if you give him $20 but you can tell he's just really looking for an excuse to put a firecracker in his dick.
honkai is gay
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 PM
honkai is gay
i do wish more friends were into touhou just cuz I wanna holler about it so much
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 AM
i do wish more friends were into touhou just cuz I wanna holler about it so much
im the cutest loli
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
im the cutest loli
they say there was a secret cord
that link would play and it let him warp
but you dont care for ocarinas do ya
that link would play and it let him warp
but you dont care for ocarinas do ya
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
they say there was a secret cord
that link would play and it let him warp
but you dont care for ocarinas do ya
that link would play and it let him warp
but you dont care for ocarinas do ya
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"By unanimous consent agreement, mandatory quorum required under Rule XXII waived."
"By unanimous consent agreement, vote 12/18/2025."
That's every senator helping this nominee along to get him to this vote.
Do not try to bullshit me and pretend like Dems are opposing this regime. They aren't.
"By unanimous consent agreement, vote 12/18/2025."
That's every senator helping this nominee along to get him to this vote.
Do not try to bullshit me and pretend like Dems are opposing this regime. They aren't.
www.congress.gov
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
"By unanimous consent agreement, mandatory quorum required under Rule XXII waived."
"By unanimous consent agreement, vote 12/18/2025."
That's every senator helping this nominee along to get him to this vote.
Do not try to bullshit me and pretend like Dems are opposing this regime. They aren't.
"By unanimous consent agreement, vote 12/18/2025."
That's every senator helping this nominee along to get him to this vote.
Do not try to bullshit me and pretend like Dems are opposing this regime. They aren't.
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My New Years Resolution is to make up a guy every week and I'm gonna try and having it be one ongoing thread.
#1: Guy who keeps offering to stick a firecracker in his urethra and light it if you give him $20 but you can tell he's just really looking for an excuse to put a firecracker in his dick.
#1: Guy who keeps offering to stick a firecracker in his urethra and light it if you give him $20 but you can tell he's just really looking for an excuse to put a firecracker in his dick.
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
My New Years Resolution is to make up a guy every week and I'm gonna try and having it be one ongoing thread.
#1: Guy who keeps offering to stick a firecracker in his urethra and light it if you give him $20 but you can tell he's just really looking for an excuse to put a firecracker in his dick.
#1: Guy who keeps offering to stick a firecracker in his urethra and light it if you give him $20 but you can tell he's just really looking for an excuse to put a firecracker in his dick.
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"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month
On the first day back following the kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro & first lady Cilia Flores, 6 Senate Democrats vote yea to confirm Keith Bass as an Assistant Secretary of Defense by a vote of 50-35.
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month
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ikoku nikki omegaverse au
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
ikoku nikki omegaverse au
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we need an anime about a girl moving in with her aunt and getting fucking railed
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
we need an anime about a girl moving in with her aunt and getting fucking railed
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you would also be helping two repressed queer/trans people find solidarity together and work towards building lives where we can better express our queerness, maybe even transition if either or both of us find that the path we'd like to take
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
you would also be helping two repressed queer/trans people find solidarity together and work towards building lives where we can better express our queerness, maybe even transition if either or both of us find that the path we'd like to take
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some day I hope we can repay any kindness you might give us
Ray has his art that he has not been able to work on due to his life's harsh circumstances
same with me and my writing that I had to put on hold to take care of my mother and family
we both also have dreams of streaming together
Ray has his art that he has not been able to work on due to his life's harsh circumstances
same with me and my writing that I had to put on hold to take care of my mother and family
we both also have dreams of streaming together
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
some day I hope we can repay any kindness you might give us
Ray has his art that he has not been able to work on due to his life's harsh circumstances
same with me and my writing that I had to put on hold to take care of my mother and family
we both also have dreams of streaming together
Ray has his art that he has not been able to work on due to his life's harsh circumstances
same with me and my writing that I had to put on hold to take care of my mother and family
we both also have dreams of streaming together
still think about the wachowskis taking inspiration from baudrillard and failing to actually implement those ideas correctly
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
still think about the wachowskis taking inspiration from baudrillard and failing to actually implement those ideas correctly
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if there's one thing I hate its asking for help
but long story short my partner is more or less being forced to move in February and we would both like to live together on my side of the country so we can work towards rebuilding our lives
anything helps
but long story short my partner is more or less being forced to move in February and we would both like to live together on my side of the country so we can work towards rebuilding our lives
anything helps
gofund.me/c8f517931
I've set up a gofundme for moving expenses! Anything helps
I've set up a gofundme for moving expenses! Anything helps
Donate to Help Ray Move in with His Partner, organized by Florian Stormloop
Hello, my name is Ray and im trying to raise money to move in with my partner in f… Florian Stormloop needs your support for Help Ray Move in with His Partner
gofund.me
January 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
if there's one thing I hate its asking for help
but long story short my partner is more or less being forced to move in February and we would both like to live together on my side of the country so we can work towards rebuilding our lives
anything helps
but long story short my partner is more or less being forced to move in February and we would both like to live together on my side of the country so we can work towards rebuilding our lives
anything helps
toku is even more impressive when you remember where the suit actor is able to look through the helmets
January 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
toku is even more impressive when you remember where the suit actor is able to look through the helmets
i was thinking recently about why i frequently define my characters in games as aromantic and I think a big part of it is that's the only way to express being ace in games
no game is going to reflect that the nuance of being romantic but ace so the only other option is to not romance anyone
no game is going to reflect that the nuance of being romantic but ace so the only other option is to not romance anyone
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
i was thinking recently about why i frequently define my characters in games as aromantic and I think a big part of it is that's the only way to express being ace in games
no game is going to reflect that the nuance of being romantic but ace so the only other option is to not romance anyone
no game is going to reflect that the nuance of being romantic but ace so the only other option is to not romance anyone
I watched a video about MP4 and I'm obviously not equipped based purely on that to judge whether or not I'd think it's a good or bad game but I can say that some of the parts of the whole are ideas I really dislike
and like it does seem like there are still a lot of things I'd really enjoy about it
and like it does seem like there are still a lot of things I'd really enjoy about it
January 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I watched a video about MP4 and I'm obviously not equipped based purely on that to judge whether or not I'd think it's a good or bad game but I can say that some of the parts of the whole are ideas I really dislike
and like it does seem like there are still a lot of things I'd really enjoy about it
and like it does seem like there are still a lot of things I'd really enjoy about it
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Online safety is for making queer kids feel isolated and suicidal, not about stopping CSAM.
Starmer's spokesman says the reports of Grok's activity is "disturbing" but doesn't say UK Government will take any action
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Online safety is for making queer kids feel isolated and suicidal, not about stopping CSAM.
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I can't believe it's been 6 years since I posted this and it made people so angry that they told me to eat medical waste
March 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I can't believe it's been 6 years since I posted this and it made people so angry that they told me to eat medical waste
finding out you can unlock the 100% bonus cutscene at the end of MP4 with the sylux amiibo fried my brain a little
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
finding out you can unlock the 100% bonus cutscene at the end of MP4 with the sylux amiibo fried my brain a little
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NOOOOO! The Polyhedron! That's where I work!
January 5, 2026 at 9:08 AM
NOOOOO! The Polyhedron! That's where I work!
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maduro was arrested for his association with moon bears and intergalactic wizard alliances
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 PM
maduro was arrested for his association with moon bears and intergalactic wizard alliances