cala
@calasarai.bsky.social
talking to myself on here. enjoying life. eating lots of chips and balancing that out with 10k steps a day.
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i forgot to tell yall SWV asked if there was any side chicks in the building and bout 20 women raised their hands last night……at a valentines special concert…..that had mostly couples.
February 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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I get the ick by the men in alo sets 😭
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I get the ick by the men in alo sets 😭
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Not KD saying the quiet part out loud skskskskskskskssk
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Not KD saying the quiet part out loud skskskskskskskssk
Yes! Dude at at&t told me this for a plan discount!
Also there is no minimum age requirement for AARP membership.
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Yes! Dude at at&t told me this for a plan discount!
It is so annoying to be to be fat rn. 😭😭 I thought yall wanted 2016 back?! being fat was just fine 😭😭😭😭
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
It is so annoying to be to be fat rn. 😭😭 I thought yall wanted 2016 back?! being fat was just fine 😭😭😭😭
my god yessssss
I’m so sick of GLP-1 being pushed down our throats. I can’t watch tv or get on any social media app without seeing an ad anymore.
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
my god yessssss
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Remembering J Dilla today on what would have been his 52nd birthday (born February 7, 1974) | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/JDillaHBD
February 7, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Remembering J Dilla today on what would have been his 52nd birthday (born February 7, 1974) | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/JDillaHBD
“a whole lotta” is my fave
I’m lacking!!! In honor of day 4 of black history month, what is your favorite form of black measurement?
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
“a whole lotta” is my fave
The housekeepers are here and it lines up perfectly with my girls grooming session.
If your animals aren’t clean, your house will never be clean!
If your animals aren’t clean, your house will never be clean!
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The housekeepers are here and it lines up perfectly with my girls grooming session.
If your animals aren’t clean, your house will never be clean!
If your animals aren’t clean, your house will never be clean!
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I can't stand 50, but he had a MF hit with Wanna Get To Know You.
February 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I can't stand 50, but he had a MF hit with Wanna Get To Know You.
Im tryna get my morning smoke on but its chill this morning!
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Im tryna get my morning smoke on but its chill this morning!
At this point, am I gonna wear it more than once? Will it hold up in the wash? What are the care instructions? What are the materials? IS IT CUTE AF?! Ima buy it!
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
At this point, am I gonna wear it more than once? Will it hold up in the wash? What are the care instructions? What are the materials? IS IT CUTE AF?! Ima buy it!
Pretty much.
One thing about me I like what I like. I have SHEIN, I have Saint Laurent.
I have fashion nova, I have Versace.
I have goodwill, I have Gucci.
I have $50 wigs, I have $300 wigs.
I have costume jewelry. I have real jewelry.
I never gave a fuck ima buy what I like.
I have fashion nova, I have Versace.
I have goodwill, I have Gucci.
I have $50 wigs, I have $300 wigs.
I have costume jewelry. I have real jewelry.
I never gave a fuck ima buy what I like.
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Pretty much.
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Honest question what the fuck did they think was the point of a pseudo-anonymous currency?
"We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick."
Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein
The crypto community is reeling from the discovery that Epstein was a huge backer of early Bitcoin efforts.
trib.al
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Honest question what the fuck did they think was the point of a pseudo-anonymous currency?
The kitten and the puppy ( I know she big!) are never far from each other
February 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The kitten and the puppy ( I know she big!) are never far from each other
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“Swag” and “I’ve Tried Everything But Therapy” are NOT Pop albums lmao
February 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
“Swag” and “I’ve Tried Everything But Therapy” are NOT Pop albums lmao
IN.SANE.
Teyana’s body is insane
February 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
IN.SANE.
I like this album. Sounds like the old gaga
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I like this album. Sounds like the old gaga
Talking about Jesus and hes maga 😂
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Talking about Jesus and hes maga 😂
“The feeling in the room was amazing” 😭😭
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
“The feeling in the room was amazing” 😭😭
He sang the whole song with his eyes closed
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
He sang the whole song with his eyes closed
Why he aint got no clothes on
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Why he aint got no clothes on