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CalamityJane 🇨🇦🇺🇦
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Mama ❤️ Ally 🏳️‍🌈 AuADHD 🧩 Atheist 🌎Canadian 🇨🇦 NAFO 🐕 Owned by Pugs 🐶
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What if, in every human generation, we've passed on a little of our knowledge to the next? Meaning - right now - humanity is the smartest it's ever been.

Isn't that a sad fucking indictment on our intelligence?
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🇨🇦 CANADA ADDS SURPRISE 67,000 JOBS; #UNEMPLOYMENT RATE DROPS TO 6.9% 🇨🇦

Canada's #labour market caught economists off guard. They expected a loss of 2,500 #jobs; instead, the #economy added 67,000, the second straight month of surprise gains.

#CdnEcon #CdnPoli
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Good grief. This administration is so soft on crime.
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What if, in every human generation, we've passed on a little of our knowledge to the next? Meaning - right now - humanity is the smartest it's ever been.

Isn't that a sad fucking indictment on our intelligence?
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Have the thinnest hair imaginable. Blonde. Started a corticosteroid pill two months ago and now I have a peach fuzzy face and still no hair on my head. GOOD TIMES. 😂
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Midafternoon breakfast and local beer. Because why not. Fresh biscuits, egg omelets in my muffin tin with spicy longhaneesa sausage, red onions, king boletes and marble cheese.
October 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Not sure having your brand associated with destroying the White House is the best look
October 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Reserved my copy thru ORL (library). We all need to read in her memory. You will certainly see why they made Prince Andrew relinquish his title, etc.
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Women brought us civilization.

Men brought us land, by any and all means necessary.

We are not the same.
October 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is perfect. 😂🤷‍♀️🇨🇦
Current Events Chirped By A Canadian. Oct. 20, 2025. #canada #news #comedy
YouTube video by Henry Sir
youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Literally
October 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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BREAKING: The MeidasTouch Network has officially been named the #1 publisher in the country and The MeidasTouch Podcast the #1 podcast overall according to new industry data released by Podscribe, the leading independent audio and video analytics firm.
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Made some Zuppa Toscana last night from memory. Forgot the bacon but I had some cooked diced bacon left from the Al Fredo I was making so win win! Cold and rainy out there today.
October 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Fiction is important because it’s just not safe to rawdog reality anymore
October 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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"You're so gullible"

No, I'm autistic and don't understand what you mean🧍‍♀️
October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM