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CalamityJane 🇨🇦🇺🇦
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Mama ❤️ Ally 🏳️‍🌈 AuADHD 🧩 Atheist 🌎Canadian 🇨🇦 NAFO 🐕 Owned by Pugs 🐶
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Oh shit this is so fucking true.
girl fieri @realgirl_fieri Being a man with a wife and kids is an asset at work because we view a wife and kids as a trophy or an accomplishment. Being a woman at work with a family is a liability because we view a husband and kids as competing obligations. MY VOICE MY CHOICE
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Misogymnastics Imi•so•gym • nas•tics/ noun The mental backflips men perform to avoid accountability.
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I posted this on FB, an I need to give you a little gram of reference. I’m a middle aged Mom who’s worked in tech support for 20 years.

The fist person to respond to this post was a guy. And this has been our exchange thus far. 1/
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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I see the Rockies in my dreams. Spent a week out west this summer. Next summer? I have all of July off. You can’t keep me away from #revelstoke
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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If my metabolism and my nervous system would just trade speeds, about 81% of my problems would disappear.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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You can't stop people from being who they are. You can't force them to treat you how you want, love you how you deserve, or grow at your pace. But you can choose how you respond. You can set boundaries, protect your peace, and decide not to mirror behaviour that goes against who you want to be. -Vex King
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Midafternoon breakfast and local beer. Because why not. Fresh biscuits, egg omelets in my muffin tin with spicy longhaneesa sausage, red onions, king boletes and marble cheese.
Fresh biscuits, egg omelets in my muffin tin with spicy longhaneesa sausage, red onions, king boletes and marble cheese on a black stovetop in stainless steel trays and tins.
October 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Made some Zuppa Toscana last night from memory. Forgot the bacon but I had some cooked diced bacon left from the Al Fredo I was making so win win! Cold and rainy out there today.
A green and white checked double handed ceramic soup bowl laden with a creamy broth and yellow potatoes, chorizo, red onions and kale.
October 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Truth. #adhd #autism
Alan Jack @alanjack Replying to @fochti I still don't know why part of autistic/adhd diagnosis isn't putting you in a room with someone already diagnosed and seeing how quickly you bond.
October 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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#puglife
NIGHT of the LIVING NAIL CLIPPERS is the comic title and shows a movie theatre screen with evil looking nail clippers and a scared audience of pugs staring at the camera.
October 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Ukraine will win. 🇺🇦 #slavaukraini #heroiamslava
An altered version of Edvard Munch’s The Scream with explosions and the Kerch Bridge to Crimea in the background with Putin’s screaming face in the foreground.
October 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I did a google search on Quantico and the type of buildings that would hold all those military staffers Hegseth wants to fire…and then this came up.
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September 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Dollarama in Canada. I forgot how fidgety jewellery was. This is an actual fidget ring for like 3-4$. Best thing EVER. #actuallyautistic
September 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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The backfire effect is a psychological phenomenon where individuals strengthen their existing beliefs when confronted with evidence that contradicts those beliefs, rather than changing their views. This effect often occurs because people feel threatened by information that challenges their identity or values, leading them to reject the new evidence. Ef effectiviology.com • octet.design
September 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I don't know what mom needs to hear this but you didn't cause your child's autism. othat one thritty mama
September 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Potato and Olive, every damn day. One only barks outside. The other? Only barks inside out the window. Sigh.
Pug sitting on a blue chair by a window looking out with the caption “Patiently waiting for someone to walk by so I can protect this house from literally nothing.”
September 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Stochastic terrorism refers to violence that is incited by indirect and vague public rhetoric aimed at a group or individual, often allowing the speaker to deny responsibility for any resulting actions. This form of terrorism relies on media to spread its message, leading to unpredictable acts of violence by individuals influenced by the rhetoric. W Wikipedia
September 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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My heart just fucking broke. I’m done. Melissa Hortman
Melissa Hortman and her golden retriever
September 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Poster at a bus stop done in the style of Taylor Swift’s Era’s Tour but instead it’s various colourful squares of Danielle Smith, Alberta’s premier with the title: Danielle Smith The Errors Tour
September 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Margaret E Atwood @ @MargaretAtwood X.com Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.) John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where "welcomed rape" is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid's Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.
September 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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What in the actual fuck, Loblaws?!
3 sirloin strip grilling steaks for $73.62.
August 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Neil Strauss @neilstrauss The reason facts don't change most people's opinions is because most people don't use facts to form their opinions. They use their opinions to form their "facts."
August 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Super Mario to Toadstool meme: Mario: TOURISTS IN CANADA GOOSE Toadstool: CANADIANS DON T TOUCH THAT YOUWILLDIE
August 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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My kids are the best human beings I have ever met and I love them so much. Also, we’re about to invade The Nest at Falcon Lake for poutine for like the next week.

You have been warned! ❤️☀️🌊
Sepia toned photo of a young boy with his arm over his sisters shoulder, staring out at Falcon Lake from a rocky vantage point.
August 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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What magic is this?!
Air quality map of North America with Winnipeg at the centre with a score of 1 and no huge blobs of smoke anywhere on the continent.
August 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM