Chris
@cajarvis31.bsky.social
32 | 🏳️🌈 #LGBwiththeT 🏳️⚧️| 🚇 tube driving instructor | 🐶 two pooches | former polyglot 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇫🇷 | 👨🏫 retired teacher | 🌙 night owl | he/him
I’m clearing out my wardrobe. How many pairs of trousers is acceptable?
Bearing in mind that I wear a uniform for work, which don’t count towards the total…
I have 17 pairs*.
I hear recycling calling…
*including 5 pairs of shorts.
Bearing in mind that I wear a uniform for work, which don’t count towards the total…
I have 17 pairs*.
I hear recycling calling…
*including 5 pairs of shorts.
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I’m clearing out my wardrobe. How many pairs of trousers is acceptable?
Bearing in mind that I wear a uniform for work, which don’t count towards the total…
I have 17 pairs*.
I hear recycling calling…
*including 5 pairs of shorts.
Bearing in mind that I wear a uniform for work, which don’t count towards the total…
I have 17 pairs*.
I hear recycling calling…
*including 5 pairs of shorts.
Screams into the general abyss of house buying.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Screams into the general abyss of house buying.
Today is World AIDS Day, and in excellent timing for a change, the govt. has announced its intention to allow people in England to order HIV Home Testing from the NHS App. It will be rolled out in two local authority areas, with the potential to expand nationwide.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
New trial allows HIV testing kits delivered to your door with results on phone
A groundbreaking £5 million trial, to be unveiled in the government's HIV Action Plan published on Monday, will see home testing kits ordered at the touch of a button
www.mirror.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Today is World AIDS Day, and in excellent timing for a change, the govt. has announced its intention to allow people in England to order HIV Home Testing from the NHS App. It will be rolled out in two local authority areas, with the potential to expand nationwide.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
We are, somehow, 31 days from 2026…
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
We are, somehow, 31 days from 2026…
Time for some annual leave? Yes. I think so, too.
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Time for some annual leave? Yes. I think so, too.
Went for one last appointment at the vets with Eddie before we hopefully move (if my buyer’s solicitors do what they’re paid for)…
I gave the practice manager a hug for being just wonderful over the past 6 and a half years.
… Eddie had to get involved in the hug too. He jumped up for a hug. 🥰
I gave the practice manager a hug for being just wonderful over the past 6 and a half years.
… Eddie had to get involved in the hug too. He jumped up for a hug. 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Went for one last appointment at the vets with Eddie before we hopefully move (if my buyer’s solicitors do what they’re paid for)…
I gave the practice manager a hug for being just wonderful over the past 6 and a half years.
… Eddie had to get involved in the hug too. He jumped up for a hug. 🥰
I gave the practice manager a hug for being just wonderful over the past 6 and a half years.
… Eddie had to get involved in the hug too. He jumped up for a hug. 🥰
So… Student Loans Company fucked up and have overcharged me for my PGCE loan, and haven’t provided me with the 2025 Annual Statement… and can’t see why 🙃
Fortunately that overcharge goes into my Bachelors loan, not back to me ofc 🙃
Fortunately that overcharge goes into my Bachelors loan, not back to me ofc 🙃
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So… Student Loans Company fucked up and have overcharged me for my PGCE loan, and haven’t provided me with the 2025 Annual Statement… and can’t see why 🙃
Fortunately that overcharge goes into my Bachelors loan, not back to me ofc 🙃
Fortunately that overcharge goes into my Bachelors loan, not back to me ofc 🙃
Shaved and got myself looking half-decent for a coffee date with my ex-work husband 😇
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Shaved and got myself looking half-decent for a coffee date with my ex-work husband 😇
Oop! One of these things is not like the others…
Coming out overnight to play 👀
Coming out overnight to play 👀
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oop! One of these things is not like the others…
Coming out overnight to play 👀
Coming out overnight to play 👀
Sunday roast? Sunday roast.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sunday roast? Sunday roast.
I don’t care how cold it is, I’m getting a damned McFlurry on my way to work because I’m working nights after a stressful week of still not moving house so I think I deserve a fucking treat.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I don’t care how cold it is, I’m getting a damned McFlurry on my way to work because I’m working nights after a stressful week of still not moving house so I think I deserve a fucking treat.
Lucked out and my train was cancelled. So I have to sit and watched Wicked: Part 1. Oh no, how terrible.
I guess someone had nothing but the highest hopes for some of us… 👀
I guess someone had nothing but the highest hopes for some of us… 👀
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Lucked out and my train was cancelled. So I have to sit and watched Wicked: Part 1. Oh no, how terrible.
I guess someone had nothing but the highest hopes for some of us… 👀
I guess someone had nothing but the highest hopes for some of us… 👀
Running the night tubes tonight, so I’m currently in bed for naptime with my hot water bottle.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Running the night tubes tonight, so I’m currently in bed for naptime with my hot water bottle.
My packing boxes finally arrived!
I have packed exactly one box of stationery.
I then proceeded to write (most of) my Christmas cards… but not all.
And now I’m feeling lazy so I’m gaming.
I have packed exactly one box of stationery.
I then proceeded to write (most of) my Christmas cards… but not all.
And now I’m feeling lazy so I’m gaming.
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My packing boxes finally arrived!
I have packed exactly one box of stationery.
I then proceeded to write (most of) my Christmas cards… but not all.
And now I’m feeling lazy so I’m gaming.
I have packed exactly one box of stationery.
I then proceeded to write (most of) my Christmas cards… but not all.
And now I’m feeling lazy so I’m gaming.
I removed the hair that sits / sat on my face. It is now cleanly shaven.
This is weird. I’m not as uncomfortable with it as I expected I’d be.
This is weird. I’m not as uncomfortable with it as I expected I’d be.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I removed the hair that sits / sat on my face. It is now cleanly shaven.
This is weird. I’m not as uncomfortable with it as I expected I’d be.
This is weird. I’m not as uncomfortable with it as I expected I’d be.
Reposted by Chris
Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
Walking through the train sheds, I did not expect to hear Stop by the Spice Girls…
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Walking through the train sheds, I did not expect to hear Stop by the Spice Girls…
I have spent too much of my life listening to Wicked.
I am now bilingual in Wicked. German or English, I can Wicked…
I am now bilingual in Wicked. German or English, I can Wicked…
November 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I have spent too much of my life listening to Wicked.
I am now bilingual in Wicked. German or English, I can Wicked…
I am now bilingual in Wicked. German or English, I can Wicked…
I have decided today to do an Aaron Samuels.
a man and a woman are sitting at a table with a coca cola bottle in front of them .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table with a coca cola bottle in front of them .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I have decided today to do an Aaron Samuels.
It’s 9:15am and I’m in London.
This is gross.
However I have had Tim Horton’s for breakfast.
This is gross.
However I have had Tim Horton’s for breakfast.
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It’s 9:15am and I’m in London.
This is gross.
However I have had Tim Horton’s for breakfast.
This is gross.
However I have had Tim Horton’s for breakfast.
Haven’t got out of bed and I’ve already spent almost a grand…
Moving house is bloody expensive.
Moving house is bloody expensive.
October 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Haven’t got out of bed and I’ve already spent almost a grand…
Moving house is bloody expensive.
Moving house is bloody expensive.
So… for no reason, I shaved my face today. First time in about 18 months(?) that I’ve been facial-hair free.
It’s strange… my chin is cold.
It’s strange… my chin is cold.
September 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So… for no reason, I shaved my face today. First time in about 18 months(?) that I’ve been facial-hair free.
It’s strange… my chin is cold.
It’s strange… my chin is cold.
Given that I finished work at 7:45am after a night shift, came home, walked the dogs and had about a 2 hour nap, I’m feeling surprisingly well and alive.
September 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Given that I finished work at 7:45am after a night shift, came home, walked the dogs and had about a 2 hour nap, I’m feeling surprisingly well and alive.
Reposted by Chris
Keir Starmer has appointed as his new Comms Director Tim Allan who was a board member of the hate group Sex Matters. It's no longer even pretending to adhere to its Manifesto promise to "remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition and acceptance."
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Keir Starmer has appointed as his new Comms Director Tim Allan who was a board member of the hate group Sex Matters. It's no longer even pretending to adhere to its Manifesto promise to "remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition and acceptance."
Annual leave started about 5 hours late because I was working nights.
So I will now spend Sunday replaying GTA Vice City, drinking tea, and thoroughly enjoying to the incredible soundtrack.
So I will now spend Sunday replaying GTA Vice City, drinking tea, and thoroughly enjoying to the incredible soundtrack.
August 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Annual leave started about 5 hours late because I was working nights.
So I will now spend Sunday replaying GTA Vice City, drinking tea, and thoroughly enjoying to the incredible soundtrack.
So I will now spend Sunday replaying GTA Vice City, drinking tea, and thoroughly enjoying to the incredible soundtrack.