Chris
@cajarvis31.bsky.social
32 | 🏳️🌈 #LGBwiththeT 🏳️⚧️| 🚇 tube driving instructor | 🐶 two pooches | former polyglot 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇫🇷 | 👨🏫 retired teacher | 🌙 night owl | he/him
Shaved and got myself looking half-decent for a coffee date with my ex-work husband 😇
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Shaved and got myself looking half-decent for a coffee date with my ex-work husband 😇
Oop! One of these things is not like the others…
Coming out overnight to play 👀
Coming out overnight to play 👀
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oop! One of these things is not like the others…
Coming out overnight to play 👀
Coming out overnight to play 👀
If you can’t beat the gammon, eat it. xoxox
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If you can’t beat the gammon, eat it. xoxox
Lucked out and my train was cancelled. So I have to sit and watched Wicked: Part 1. Oh no, how terrible.
I guess someone had nothing but the highest hopes for some of us… 👀
I guess someone had nothing but the highest hopes for some of us… 👀
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Lucked out and my train was cancelled. So I have to sit and watched Wicked: Part 1. Oh no, how terrible.
I guess someone had nothing but the highest hopes for some of us… 👀
I guess someone had nothing but the highest hopes for some of us… 👀
It’s 9:15am and I’m in London.
This is gross.
However I have had Tim Horton’s for breakfast.
This is gross.
However I have had Tim Horton’s for breakfast.
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It’s 9:15am and I’m in London.
This is gross.
However I have had Tim Horton’s for breakfast.
This is gross.
However I have had Tim Horton’s for breakfast.
Annual leave started about 5 hours late because I was working nights.
So I will now spend Sunday replaying GTA Vice City, drinking tea, and thoroughly enjoying to the incredible soundtrack.
So I will now spend Sunday replaying GTA Vice City, drinking tea, and thoroughly enjoying to the incredible soundtrack.
August 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Annual leave started about 5 hours late because I was working nights.
So I will now spend Sunday replaying GTA Vice City, drinking tea, and thoroughly enjoying to the incredible soundtrack.
So I will now spend Sunday replaying GTA Vice City, drinking tea, and thoroughly enjoying to the incredible soundtrack.
This train is trying to be Elphaba…
Off it goes to the train track in the sky! Bye bye, 122!
Off it goes to the train track in the sky! Bye bye, 122!
July 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This train is trying to be Elphaba…
Off it goes to the train track in the sky! Bye bye, 122!
Off it goes to the train track in the sky! Bye bye, 122!
Trans Rights are Human Rights.
(ft. @daxon.insanity.tube)
(ft. @daxon.insanity.tube)
July 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Trans Rights are Human Rights.
(ft. @daxon.insanity.tube)
(ft. @daxon.insanity.tube)
Also apparently happy 10 years since I graduated 👀
22 year old Chris wouldn’t have believed you if you’d told him he’d be a tube driving instructor in 10 years time (much less in 2), own a house, dogs, a therapist, and wasn’t really using his language degree.
Still. I thoroughly loved Aberystwyth.
22 year old Chris wouldn’t have believed you if you’d told him he’d be a tube driving instructor in 10 years time (much less in 2), own a house, dogs, a therapist, and wasn’t really using his language degree.
Still. I thoroughly loved Aberystwyth.
July 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Also apparently happy 10 years since I graduated 👀
22 year old Chris wouldn’t have believed you if you’d told him he’d be a tube driving instructor in 10 years time (much less in 2), own a house, dogs, a therapist, and wasn’t really using his language degree.
Still. I thoroughly loved Aberystwyth.
22 year old Chris wouldn’t have believed you if you’d told him he’d be a tube driving instructor in 10 years time (much less in 2), own a house, dogs, a therapist, and wasn’t really using his language degree.
Still. I thoroughly loved Aberystwyth.
Well… it’s registered on the wrong side of the Pennines, but it’s here, and it’s huge.
July 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Well… it’s registered on the wrong side of the Pennines, but it’s here, and it’s huge.
I’m coming out… and my pride flag is flying proudly on my trains all evening today.
Happy Pride, London! Be gay. Do no crime. Protect the dolls. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Happy Pride, London! Be gay. Do no crime. Protect the dolls. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
July 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m coming out… and my pride flag is flying proudly on my trains all evening today.
Happy Pride, London! Be gay. Do no crime. Protect the dolls. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Happy Pride, London! Be gay. Do no crime. Protect the dolls. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Gay powers restored.
feat. a terrible iced coffee at 9pm.
feat. a terrible iced coffee at 9pm.
May 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Gay powers restored.
feat. a terrible iced coffee at 9pm.
feat. a terrible iced coffee at 9pm.
Out for what they call a “walk” with my two furry devils.
May 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Out for what they call a “walk” with my two furry devils.
It was a nice day for a picnic in Regents Park
April 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It was a nice day for a picnic in Regents Park
Went to see Mean Girls on the west end so ofc I wore pink. And pushed my hair back.
April 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Went to see Mean Girls on the west end so ofc I wore pink. And pushed my hair back.
*Play Dolly Parton - 9 to 5*
It’s 9pm to 5am… but it counts?
It’s 9pm to 5am… but it counts?
March 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
*Play Dolly Parton - 9 to 5*
It’s 9pm to 5am… but it counts?
It’s 9pm to 5am… but it counts?
I really do have two handsome pooches 🖤
March 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I really do have two handsome pooches 🖤
This might actually be a good week to have off… and to still be waking up in a morning!
Might have to actually clean the car inside and out… and maybe go swimming…
Might have to actually clean the car inside and out… and maybe go swimming…
March 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This might actually be a good week to have off… and to still be waking up in a morning!
Might have to actually clean the car inside and out… and maybe go swimming…
Might have to actually clean the car inside and out… and maybe go swimming…
Hello from Amersham, trying to get to Cockfosters.
February 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Hello from Amersham, trying to get to Cockfosters.
Haircut achievement: unlocked.
February 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Haircut achievement: unlocked.
We made it through the year of January… and I’m still working and it’s February…
February 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We made it through the year of January… and I’m still working and it’s February…
Am I having a day where I fancy listening to soundtracks? Yes.
Do I want those soundtracks in English? No.
German? German.
Do I want those soundtracks in English? No.
German? German.
January 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Am I having a day where I fancy listening to soundtracks? Yes.
Do I want those soundtracks in English? No.
German? German.
Do I want those soundtracks in English? No.
German? German.
Tonight’s #ShippingForecast is awesome.
“Shannon. Cyclonic storm 10 to Hurricane Force 12, becoming west gale 8 to storm 10, decreasing 5 to 7 later; showers; good, occasionally poor.”
“Shannon. Cyclonic storm 10 to Hurricane Force 12, becoming west gale 8 to storm 10, decreasing 5 to 7 later; showers; good, occasionally poor.”
January 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Tonight’s #ShippingForecast is awesome.
“Shannon. Cyclonic storm 10 to Hurricane Force 12, becoming west gale 8 to storm 10, decreasing 5 to 7 later; showers; good, occasionally poor.”
“Shannon. Cyclonic storm 10 to Hurricane Force 12, becoming west gale 8 to storm 10, decreasing 5 to 7 later; showers; good, occasionally poor.”
“get in, loser, we’re posting lock screens”
January 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“get in, loser, we’re posting lock screens”