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@caelanaegana.bsky.social
Forget the audacity of hope; embrace the practicality of cynicism. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸. BLM, ALM, Antifacist, anticapitalist. Real-life professional void screamer, disaster expert, and beagle-chaser. https://linktr.ee/caelanaegana
'Murka.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Guys I think reality and The Onion have converged into a singularity.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
THIS WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN
Trump is talking about repealing the ACA, stealing insurance from tens of millions, bringing back pre-existing conditions, and killing the filibuster to do it (since there better not be a single Dem vote for this misery). And the press needs to explain that because the plan is to elide all that.
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say
Republicans say giving health care subsidies as cash to consumers would give Americans more control over their coverage. Critics say it could severely undermine the ACA marketplaces.
www.politico.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, OVER
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October 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
How those tariffs working out?
“.. there are signs that the boom could be fading.”

(The Biden-era, factory-construction boom, that is.)

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/b...
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Heeey look at my district, all deep blue for the first time ever!
Impacts to food access can have severe effects on public health. Find the latest #SNAP updates from DSHS. www.dshs.wa.gov/sites/defaul...
October 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Impacts to food access can have severe effects on public health. Find the latest #SNAP updates from DSHS. www.dshs.wa.gov/sites/defaul...
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
She's your leopard...
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump can't make up his mind on any of the big issues he cares about. He's rapid switching on Canadian tariffs, Ukraine, national guard deployments, and when on camera frequently forgets who people are and what he's talking about. I don't know how anyone sees this and thinks he's mentally fit.
October 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There are going to be hunger riots. To be clear, that is what they want. That's when the National Guard gets orders. The only uncertainty is if the National Guard is going hungry too.
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
1.Never served but badly wanted to play soldier
2.Mysogynistic af
3.Physical and mental faculties do not meet his own standards
4.Literally everyone thinks he's weird and unlikeable
5.True believer of the most heinous alt-reality shit
6.Trump delegates everything he finds boring and/or complicated
I've heard several people refer to Steven Miller as Trump's Goebbels but I really think in terms of personality and background he's more of a Himmler.

And yes, that's worse.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"Oh my god, did your dog attack one of the ferrets? There's blood everywhere!"
"No, just a puppy with a broken toenail and a sudden distrust of starch."
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I've heard several people refer to Steven Miller as Trump's Goebbels but I really think in terms of personality and background he's more of a Himmler.

And yes, that's worse.
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Headlines this morning are driving me crazy again. They're focusing on how inflation came out lower than expected at 3%, instead of the fact that 3% is still too high and the reason it's not higher is because lack of consumer spending is suppressing prices.
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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We’re only now, very belatedly, trying to rein in social media and all the harms it’s foisted on our societies. What many governments don’t seem to realize is that chatbots and image generators are repeating that cycle on steroids. Action must be taken now.

disconnect.blog/generative-a...
October 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
If you're wondering why it is so many of us are sour on the NYT nowadays, take a look at this headline. Then read the sub.
October 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Today's quote from @mattsheridan.bsky.social I'll be stealing for later use:

"They've been being fed this shit for so long that now their only two options are either admitting they've been eating shit this entire time, or spending the rest of their lives pretending they love the taste of shit."
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I hate to burst anyone's bubble but Cops vs Feds vs Fed Cops But Dumber is not likely to lead to a democratic utopia.
October 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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“New moderate coalition forming in WA Legislature”? Nope! The Seattle Times is promoting a Republican fantasy in its news pages

A Republican state representative who has been found to have repeatedly violated the House's workplace policies convinced Washington State's newspaper of record to run…
“New moderate coalition forming in WA Legislature”? Nope! The Seattle Times is promoting a Republican fantasy in its news pages
A Republican state representative who has been found to have repeatedly violated the House's workplace policies convinced Washington State's newspaper of record to run with her claim that there are Democratic senators ready to leave their caucus and join the Republicans if she's elected. It's a fabrication.
www.nwprogressive.org
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Well I don't feel comfortable with you building a robot army.
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Here's who's paying for the metaphorical and not-so destruction of American democracy. Do with it what you will. www.cnn.com/2025/10/23/p...
White House releases list of donors for Trump’s multi-million-dollar ballroom | CNN Politics
Apple, Amazon, Lockheed Martin, Microsoft, Google, Coinbase, Comcast and Meta are just some of the major companies who have made donations to build President Donald Trump’s proposed 90,000-square-foot...
www.cnn.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Stay calm and write it down for future generations. “We saw it and did nothing to stop him”

youtu.be/xCQ9IaDLJe0?...
Trump expands federal takeover of DC to include control of Union Station
YouTube video by WJACTV
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October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would like to ask KKKaroline Leavitt what I would have to do to demonstrate that my outrage is not fake. Go on, tell me, you vapid sycophant.
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM