Dysfunctional panic hardware
@caelanaegana.bsky.social
Forget the audacity of hope; embrace the practicality of cynicism. 🏳️🌈🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸. BLM, ALM, Antifacist, anticapitalist. Real-life professional void screamer, disaster expert, and beagle-chaser. https://linktr.ee/caelanaegana
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
The "blame the young for being poor and unemployed and destroying American culture" narrative has always been in the service of the self-important nihilists of the business class.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The "blame the young for being poor and unemployed and destroying American culture" narrative has always been in the service of the self-important nihilists of the business class.
Comforting my senior dog on a cold day.
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Comforting my senior dog on a cold day.
Lol, Abbott rolled over and all he got was even Trump's own judges calling him yellow.
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Lol, Abbott rolled over and all he got was even Trump's own judges calling him yellow.
'Murka.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
'Murka.
She's your leopard...
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
She's your leopard...
Now both dogs are wandering around in circles sniffing and licking up every molecule (they are scenthounds after all...), dislodging the scab, making new blood trails, repeat. Beagles are just 25-lb drama machines.
October 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Now both dogs are wandering around in circles sniffing and licking up every molecule (they are scenthounds after all...), dislodging the scab, making new blood trails, repeat. Beagles are just 25-lb drama machines.
If you're wondering why it is so many of us are sour on the NYT nowadays, take a look at this headline. Then read the sub.
October 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If you're wondering why it is so many of us are sour on the NYT nowadays, take a look at this headline. Then read the sub.
Well I don't feel comfortable with you building a robot army.
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Well I don't feel comfortable with you building a robot army.
Two pictures with the same energy:
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Two pictures with the same energy:
I try not to shame people for their ignorance, but what exactly did you expect when you voted for the guy that said he was going to get rid of regulations?
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I try not to shame people for their ignorance, but what exactly did you expect when you voted for the guy that said he was going to get rid of regulations?
@&#$! 💸40B
October 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
@&#$! 💸40B
I for one welcome our new microbial overlords.
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I for one welcome our new microbial overlords.
What in the ever loving fuck
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
What in the ever loving fuck
Get me some of what Fortune is smoking
October 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Get me some of what Fortune is smoking
Are those in addition to the DOGE checks? And don't we have that deficit we were going to pay down?
September 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Are those in addition to the DOGE checks? And don't we have that deficit we were going to pay down?
While we are all distracted talking about Tylenol and blaming the women
September 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
While we are all distracted talking about Tylenol and blaming the women
This passage sounds eerily like the account of the Clinton campaign in 16. The whole party has been incredibly out of touch with the realities of polling and politics since at least the Clinton vs Obama primary in 08 and I do not understand how they continued
to fuck up this bad.
to fuck up this bad.
September 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This passage sounds eerily like the account of the Clinton campaign in 16. The whole party has been incredibly out of touch with the realities of polling and politics since at least the Clinton vs Obama primary in 08 and I do not understand how they continued
to fuck up this bad.
to fuck up this bad.
I was trying to get a picture of them sitting nicely.
September 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I was trying to get a picture of them sitting nicely.
Hey, NYT, what in the name of heathen gods is this data abomination?
September 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hey, NYT, what in the name of heathen gods is this data abomination?
Pssst. Hey, Democratic Party: Time to actually represent your voters.
September 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Pssst. Hey, Democratic Party: Time to actually represent your voters.
They sure did, Billy. And hey, did you know red districts on average have higher rates of MedicAid and Food Stamp use? How crazy is that?
August 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
They sure did, Billy. And hey, did you know red districts on average have higher rates of MedicAid and Food Stamp use? How crazy is that?
Airport security has had it with ICE 😎
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Airport security has had it with ICE 😎
And it will make CHEESE!
August 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
And it will make CHEESE!