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Dysfunctional panic hardware
@caelanaegana.bsky.social
Forget the audacity of hope; embrace the practicality of cynicism. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸. BLM, ALM, Antifacist, anticapitalist. Real-life professional void screamer, disaster expert, and beagle-chaser. https://linktr.ee/caelanaegana
Pete seems like a fairly intelligent and analytical guy who has no idea how to determine cause and effect
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Run to the center? He never been anywhere else.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sing and you'll be sleeping with the snitches.
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It has big "Arsonist defends use of gasoline cans" energy
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I didn't miss it and this is exactly why their brand of anti-science fundamentalism is infuriatingly harmful.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social The most openly personality-disordered take on education I've seen in a while
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
True. But let's not let that stop them from putting it anywhere it would work, including on the 1p/co-op side of games with pvp.
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'd like to know why my friend, who is in intensive mental health counseling for a lifetime of trauma and working full time farm sitting for the temporary living space, and who has no working car because thieves destroyed the wiring, why she does not apparently qualify as "down and out".
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Reaction time calibration for players with medical conditions
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm shocked
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Senate is the only body in this country who thinks we are all friends who politely disagree about the tasting menu, rather than several million pinless hand grenades.
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
How about the Senate works how voters want it to work, because that's Democracy?

Yeah I've swung back to the burn it down mood.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is not a joke.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Flight from Orlando sat for 90 on the runway before takeoff. The children are angry and the guy in front of me keeps bouncing his seat to cheat an extra inch of recline and tips my devices onto the floor. It's a 6 hour flight. Send help.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm currently on a flight that sat on the runway for 90 minutes before takeoff, between a guy who's knocked devices out of my hands 12 times trying to cheat an extra inch of recline and a small child whose only volume is yelling and only ability is seat-kicking, and this news pissed me off more.
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I just got off a Disney 7-night cruise. It was fantastic but nobody else talk to me until literally next year.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We all need new bingo cards
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is also what the corrupt popes did to Roman monuments: ostentatious ornamentation to cover the real genius of the buildings' architecture. He can't help himself generating more gross metaphors.
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nuclear arms race is back on, yeehaw
October 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Bells Palsy doesn't come and go and has other symptoms that aren't evident.
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I once read about a study where a marine biologist fed captive octopuses ecstasy, after which they acted considerably more social. And yes that's the correct plural, the root words are Greek.
October 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM