Lawrence of Canadia
@cactuarlar.bsky.social
Film junkie. Fake writer. Punthusiast. Mostly harmless. Forever oscillating between hopeful and cynical.
Pinned
Locked into an introvert’s ouroboros of always wanting slightly more engagement on social media and then recoiling in terror from getting too much
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
Presenting the best utterance of the word “what” in all of film history
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Presenting the best utterance of the word “what” in all of film history
Showing the movie Empire Records to anyone born after the year 2000 would kill them as if they were a Victorian child
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Showing the movie Empire Records to anyone born after the year 2000 would kill them as if they were a Victorian child
In a Crocs store for the very first time and I’ve determined that these are just Funko Pops for your feet
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
In a Crocs store for the very first time and I’ve determined that these are just Funko Pops for your feet
In 2016 I saw a player in Pokemon Go named BIGCUMMER69 and I’ve thought about that guy at least a couple times a year every year since
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 AM
In 2016 I saw a player in Pokemon Go named BIGCUMMER69 and I’ve thought about that guy at least a couple times a year every year since
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Five Nights at Freddy’s dares to ask the question “what if a C-tier Goosebumps episode was two hours long”
October 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Five Nights at Freddy’s dares to ask the question “what if a C-tier Goosebumps episode was two hours long”
onlooker: watch out! there's a terminator after you!
me: (terrified) oh god!
onlooker: made by elon musk!
me: (relieved) oh, haha, that's nothing
me: (terrified) oh god!
onlooker: made by elon musk!
me: (relieved) oh, haha, that's nothing
So Elon Musk is trying to make Terminator real life now?
ELON MUSK: “If we build this robot army, do I have at least a strong influence over this robot army? … I don't feel comfortable building that robot army unless I have a strong influence.” Read the full piece from @aarianmarshall.bsky.social on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
onlooker: watch out! there's a terminator after you!
me: (terrified) oh god!
onlooker: made by elon musk!
me: (relieved) oh, haha, that's nothing
me: (terrified) oh god!
onlooker: made by elon musk!
me: (relieved) oh, haha, that's nothing
Had a dream last night about Robert Patrick opening a tea shop called Tea 1000, and then I woke up annoyed because that’s a better bit than anything my conscious brain has come up with all week
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Had a dream last night about Robert Patrick opening a tea shop called Tea 1000, and then I woke up annoyed because that’s a better bit than anything my conscious brain has come up with all week
Modern wisdom is seeing a new term go viral on social media and deciding you’re okay with never finding out what it means
October 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Modern wisdom is seeing a new term go viral on social media and deciding you’re okay with never finding out what it means
"you don't watch american news anymore?" nah man if I really want to see the world's biggest cunt do some more cunt things I'll just watch an episode of House
October 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"you don't watch american news anymore?" nah man if I really want to see the world's biggest cunt do some more cunt things I'll just watch an episode of House
a stoned bette midler, gently, to her sandwich:
🎵 did youu everrr knowwww that you’re my gyyyyyro 🎵
🎵 did youu everrr knowwww that you’re my gyyyyyro 🎵
October 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
a stoned bette midler, gently, to her sandwich:
🎵 did youu everrr knowwww that you’re my gyyyyyro 🎵
🎵 did youu everrr knowwww that you’re my gyyyyyro 🎵
I applied to a job tonight that I’m probably underqualified for, but it’s all good because I also wrote the world’s dumbest cover letter to prevent them from focusing too much on my qualifications
October 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I applied to a job tonight that I’m probably underqualified for, but it’s all good because I also wrote the world’s dumbest cover letter to prevent them from focusing too much on my qualifications
Change the company name to Forb and steal a bunch of office supplies on my way out
If You Were Ford CEO For One Day, What Would You Do?
If You Were Ford CEO For One Day, What Would You Do?
What would you do if you were Ford's chief executive for a day?
www.jalopnik.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Change the company name to Forb and steal a bunch of office supplies on my way out
Even after all the years of hype, starting to watch Deadwood for the first time does not disappoint. Really digging it so far.
October 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Even after all the years of hype, starting to watch Deadwood for the first time does not disappoint. Really digging it so far.
Sometimes I think about returning to libraries simply for the incomparable workplace vibe
October 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sometimes I think about returning to libraries simply for the incomparable workplace vibe
Everyone should have a cat that looks at them like this
October 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Everyone should have a cat that looks at them like this
Selling stuff on marketplace sucks, because a lot of the time either no one wants the thing, or exactly one person wants the thing and it always feels like an extraterrestrial weirdo using the interaction with you to practice how to pretend to appear human
September 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Selling stuff on marketplace sucks, because a lot of the time either no one wants the thing, or exactly one person wants the thing and it always feels like an extraterrestrial weirdo using the interaction with you to practice how to pretend to appear human
Now that bsky has bookmarks, I’m doing a very good job of saving a bunch of posts to look at later that I never remember to look at later
September 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Now that bsky has bookmarks, I’m doing a very good job of saving a bunch of posts to look at later that I never remember to look at later
Every time someone sends me a link to an Honest Trailer vid with a runtime of n minutes, I always think it's about n-1 minutes too long
September 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Every time someone sends me a link to an Honest Trailer vid with a runtime of n minutes, I always think it's about n-1 minutes too long
What video game do you consider perfect?
September 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
What video game do you consider perfect?
I said “no” so fast that a sonic boom blew out all my windows
September 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I said “no” so fast that a sonic boom blew out all my windows
I once described this show as being "the perfect amount of horny" and I continue to stand by my assessment
"DanDaDan" Season 3 production confirmed.
anime-dandadan.com/news/2313/
anime-dandadan.com/news/2313/
September 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I once described this show as being "the perfect amount of horny" and I continue to stand by my assessment
I won’t even say this movie doesn’t deserve the score it got. It does. It absolutely sucks and I like it anyway.
September 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I won’t even say this movie doesn’t deserve the score it got. It does. It absolutely sucks and I like it anyway.