Lawrence of Canadia
@cactuarlar.bsky.social
Film junkie. Fake writer. Punthusiast. Mostly harmless. Forever oscillating between hopeful and cynical.
Presenting the best utterance of the word “what” in all of film history
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Presenting the best utterance of the word “what” in all of film history
Everyone should have a cat that looks at them like this
October 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Everyone should have a cat that looks at them like this
I said “no” so fast that a sonic boom blew out all my windows
September 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I said “no” so fast that a sonic boom blew out all my windows
I won’t even say this movie doesn’t deserve the score it got. It does. It absolutely sucks and I like it anyway.
September 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I won’t even say this movie doesn’t deserve the score it got. It does. It absolutely sucks and I like it anyway.
I want this poster as a t-shirt
September 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I want this poster as a t-shirt
Was curious to see if the article would reach her in a public space, and it doesn’t appear to have made the slightest impact to how she sees herself as the righteous victim in all of this.
September 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Was curious to see if the article would reach her in a public space, and it doesn’t appear to have made the slightest impact to how she sees herself as the righteous victim in all of this.
I’m still in love with how well The Monkey’s opening scene sets expectations for both premise and tone. This contains everything you need to know *exactly* what kind of movie you’re about to watch.
September 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I’m still in love with how well The Monkey’s opening scene sets expectations for both premise and tone. This contains everything you need to know *exactly* what kind of movie you’re about to watch.
Last night I watched The Monkey. Today I watched Longlegs. This guy. This guy right here. I like his movies.
September 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Last night I watched The Monkey. Today I watched Longlegs. This guy. This guy right here. I like his movies.
this is the most upset I’ve been on social media since I left twitter
August 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
this is the most upset I’ve been on social media since I left twitter
Dear diary, today I was caught completely off guard by the choice of image displayed at the photo counter in a London Drugs and I couldn’t stop myself from laughing in public like a lunatic
August 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Dear diary, today I was caught completely off guard by the choice of image displayed at the photo counter in a London Drugs and I couldn’t stop myself from laughing in public like a lunatic
Never felt pity for a sign before, but this little guy tried so hard to keep it all together and still came up short
August 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Never felt pity for a sign before, but this little guy tried so hard to keep it all together and still came up short
“Touched up with AI”
August 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“Touched up with AI”
My chess specialty is also making intentional moves
July 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My chess specialty is also making intentional moves
Are any better than this?
July 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Are any better than this?
(writing my Greek mythology final exam) the tale of Orpheus is a simple, straightforward story about a man too stupid to remember basic instructions
July 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
(writing my Greek mythology final exam) the tale of Orpheus is a simple, straightforward story about a man too stupid to remember basic instructions
My new favorite part of an overtime playoff goal is watching the NHL site’s graphical replay where all the little dots from the bench start pouring onto the ice in celebration
June 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
My new favorite part of an overtime playoff goal is watching the NHL site’s graphical replay where all the little dots from the bench start pouring onto the ice in celebration
Insane that one of the methods to escape unharmed is to tell her she’s mid
June 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Insane that one of the methods to escape unharmed is to tell her she’s mid
My bi-weekly moment of zen
May 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My bi-weekly moment of zen
Finally started watching DB Super and it’s already delivering peak Vegeta right out of the gate
May 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Finally started watching DB Super and it’s already delivering peak Vegeta right out of the gate
New sex tape just dropped
May 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
New sex tape just dropped