KratosWithAGlock
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Best pallet Jack operator in the midwest. Full time jar opener. Mack daddy Stan account🤠 Here for astronomy, mma, the homies, and peace 💛
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this quote becomes more and more relevant each day
May 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
this quote becomes more and more relevant each day
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House Hunters be like:
"I hand out lost and found flyers, my husband makes dried leaf scrapbooks, We have a budget of $950,000"
"I hand out lost and found flyers, my husband makes dried leaf scrapbooks, We have a budget of $950,000"
April 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
House Hunters be like:
"I hand out lost and found flyers, my husband makes dried leaf scrapbooks, We have a budget of $950,000"
"I hand out lost and found flyers, my husband makes dried leaf scrapbooks, We have a budget of $950,000"
I wish nasa would send him and all flat earthers directly into the sun but id settle for seeing him knocked out into seizure again
April 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I wish nasa would send him and all flat earthers directly into the sun but id settle for seeing him knocked out into seizure again
Tbh I’d be happy with either volk or Lopes winning the main event. I got chandler, pitbull, Silva, (need Bryce to die) krylov probably. Lots of fun fights tho hopefully 🫡
April 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tbh I’d be happy with either volk or Lopes winning the main event. I got chandler, pitbull, Silva, (need Bryce to die) krylov probably. Lots of fun fights tho hopefully 🫡
What’s your picks for the main card tho👀
April 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
What’s your picks for the main card tho👀
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Idiocracy was meant to be a movie.
That’s all.
That’s all.
March 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Idiocracy was meant to be a movie.
That’s all.
That’s all.
Dropping and slurping all night with the boys 🫡
March 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dropping and slurping all night with the boys 🫡
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Next season on The Pitt should be Halloween
March 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Next season on The Pitt should be Halloween
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they should invent a weekend that is restful
March 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
they should invent a weekend that is restful
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What does this even mean?
January 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What does this even mean?
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"work family" are you out of your fucking mind
January 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"work family" are you out of your fucking mind
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I like that every 2-3 years there’s a major news event that causes Mark Zuckerberg to sit down in increasingly bad outfits and somberly talk to the camera saying the company is going to change everything for the worse from the last time they changed everything for the worse
January 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I like that every 2-3 years there’s a major news event that causes Mark Zuckerberg to sit down in increasingly bad outfits and somberly talk to the camera saying the company is going to change everything for the worse from the last time they changed everything for the worse
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josh allen killed jimmy carter
December 30, 2024 at 11:14 PM
josh allen killed jimmy carter
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December 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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It’s really funny that the streaming services realized that we like to binge tv series so they were like “what if every tv show was 7 episodes every 3 years? I’ll bet you would love that”
December 20, 2024 at 2:46 PM
It’s really funny that the streaming services realized that we like to binge tv series so they were like “what if every tv show was 7 episodes every 3 years? I’ll bet you would love that”
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"Nah, man. Night shift is pretty easy once you get used to it."
- Eric, age 24
- Eric, age 24
December 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
"Nah, man. Night shift is pretty easy once you get used to it."
- Eric, age 24
- Eric, age 24
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V for vendetta is such a good movie and I’m not bringing this up for any particular reason at this moment at all
December 10, 2024 at 10:19 PM
V for vendetta is such a good movie and I’m not bringing this up for any particular reason at this moment at all
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Never really occurred to me that there are Italian American ivy league grads but it does make sense that combination led to one of the most notorious whacks of the 21st century
December 10, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Never really occurred to me that there are Italian American ivy league grads but it does make sense that combination led to one of the most notorious whacks of the 21st century
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This might be the best callout in MMA history
December 9, 2024 at 7:10 PM
This might be the best callout in MMA history
I thought he had it. Randy Brown looked good
December 8, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I thought he had it. Randy Brown looked good
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UFC 310 tonight… I’ma be sitting on my couch high as hell like this when the main card starts
December 7, 2024 at 4:24 PM
UFC 310 tonight… I’ma be sitting on my couch high as hell like this when the main card starts
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