Macha Man Randy Savage
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This administration is openly breaking into the Watergate like 3 times a week
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When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 AM
When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files
News Networks: You know what we need right now? Speculation.
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
News Networks: You know what we need right now? Speculation.
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Just passed a Baskin Robbin’s that had a sign in the window that said “NO CASH KEPT IN STORE OVERNIGHT.” Please! Like I’d be breaking in for cash!
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Just passed a Baskin Robbin’s that had a sign in the window that said “NO CASH KEPT IN STORE OVERNIGHT.” Please! Like I’d be breaking in for cash!
Every tax dollar i gave to pay off brett ratner will be worth it
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Every tax dollar i gave to pay off brett ratner will be worth it
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Did not watch halftime show, am hearing Bad Bunny married all of us to him through the tv? Woke is too much now I fear
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Did not watch halftime show, am hearing Bad Bunny married all of us to him through the tv? Woke is too much now I fear
I'm hearing from X that "San Francisco" is actually a spanish word. That doesn't seem American at all to me
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I'm hearing from X that "San Francisco" is actually a spanish word. That doesn't seem American at all to me
So far my favorite super bowl commercial was for Jim's Heating and Cooling serving all of Sioux Falls and surrounding areas since 1994
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
So far my favorite super bowl commercial was for Jim's Heating and Cooling serving all of Sioux Falls and surrounding areas since 1994
The Democrats had a complex global conspiracy to steal an election so they could get rid of ticketmaster hidden fees
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The Democrats had a complex global conspiracy to steal an election so they could get rid of ticketmaster hidden fees
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They started a go fund me for Greg bovino
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
They started a go fund me for Greg bovino
Christian response to watching a guy help the helpless, turn the other cheek, then get executed by the government:
"Next time don't put yourself in that situation!"
"Next time don't put yourself in that situation!"
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Christian response to watching a guy help the helpless, turn the other cheek, then get executed by the government:
"Next time don't put yourself in that situation!"
"Next time don't put yourself in that situation!"
"Don't lose heart. Continue hating others, despite my teachings" was one of my favorite Jesus quotes
Joel Berry, Managing Editor of the Babylon Bee, wrote this AM that: “If we lose heart every time a feral Communist commits suicide by cop, our country isn’t gonna make it *** I’m so beyond letting my Christian compassion get weaponized by Leftist death-worshippers…” (His “Christian compassion”) 1/
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 AM
"Don't lose heart. Continue hating others, despite my teachings" was one of my favorite Jesus quotes
What if our dreams are just us generating shitty AI videos for our lord?
January 26, 2026 at 1:21 AM
What if our dreams are just us generating shitty AI videos for our lord?
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Landman starring Billy Bob Thornton? What’s next, Waterwoman asterisking Barry Weave Roseounce?!
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Landman starring Billy Bob Thornton? What’s next, Waterwoman asterisking Barry Weave Roseounce?!
This administration is doing a Kent State every other week
January 24, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This administration is doing a Kent State every other week
Trump is building a League of Nations to avoid a second World War
January 24, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Trump is building a League of Nations to avoid a second World War
First of all, the team is the Steelers, not the Stealers. Second of all, the Steelers* can't play the Patriots in the Super Bowl because they're both in the AFC. Now...
- me talking someone out of voting for trump in 2024
- me talking someone out of voting for trump in 2024
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 AM
First of all, the team is the Steelers, not the Stealers. Second of all, the Steelers* can't play the Patriots in the Super Bowl because they're both in the AFC. Now...
- me talking someone out of voting for trump in 2024
- me talking someone out of voting for trump in 2024
Sure, I'm absolutely certain senate Republicans will turn on Trump if he attacks Greenland. Because that would be reckless use of our military and would violate international law and senate Republicans have never allowed that in the past so
January 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Sure, I'm absolutely certain senate Republicans will turn on Trump if he attacks Greenland. Because that would be reckless use of our military and would violate international law and senate Republicans have never allowed that in the past so
Starting to think the best case scenario is this administration ends with another January 6th
January 12, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Starting to think the best case scenario is this administration ends with another January 6th
Just a reminder when you hear the people in this administration talk about the shooting of Good being justified...
Trump administration to pay nearly $5M in wrongful death lawsuit of Jan. 6 rioter shot by police
Lawyers reached an agreement last month for a settlement, but no final deal had been publicly disclosed until Friday.
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January 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Just a reminder when you hear the people in this administration talk about the shooting of Good being justified...
Speaking of an "American punchline"... CBS News
This is what state-regime media looks like.
CBS News ran a segment gushing over Rubio — calling this his “moment" and saying: “Florida, once an American punchline, has become a leader on the world stage. Marco Rubio, we salute you! You are the ultimate Florida Man!”
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CBS News ran a segment gushing over Rubio — calling this his “moment" and saying: “Florida, once an American punchline, has become a leader on the world stage. Marco Rubio, we salute you! You are the ultimate Florida Man!”
Enough. Join us: MeidasPlus.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Speaking of an "American punchline"... CBS News
They're tearing down a statue of Maduro
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
They're tearing down a statue of Maduro
We're striking a deal with tren de agua
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
We're striking a deal with tren de agua
We finally got our 51st state, boys!
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We finally got our 51st state, boys!
In America, pianos with signs that say "Please Do Not Touch The Piano" are unconstitutional
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
In America, pianos with signs that say "Please Do Not Touch The Piano" are unconstitutional