Macha Man Randy Savage
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This administration is openly breaking into the Watergate like 3 times a week
Just a reminder when you hear the people in this administration talk about the shooting of Good being justified...
Trump administration to pay nearly $5M in wrongful death lawsuit of Jan. 6 rioter shot by police
Lawyers reached an agreement last month for a settlement, but no final deal had been publicly disclosed until Friday.
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January 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Just a reminder when you hear the people in this administration talk about the shooting of Good being justified...
Speaking of an "American punchline"... CBS News
This is what state-regime media looks like.
CBS News ran a segment gushing over Rubio — calling this his “moment" and saying: “Florida, once an American punchline, has become a leader on the world stage. Marco Rubio, we salute you! You are the ultimate Florida Man!”
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CBS News ran a segment gushing over Rubio — calling this his “moment" and saying: “Florida, once an American punchline, has become a leader on the world stage. Marco Rubio, we salute you! You are the ultimate Florida Man!”
Enough. Join us: MeidasPlus.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Speaking of an "American punchline"... CBS News
They're tearing down a statue of Maduro
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
They're tearing down a statue of Maduro
We're striking a deal with tren de agua
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
We're striking a deal with tren de agua
We finally got our 51st state, boys!
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We finally got our 51st state, boys!
In America, pianos with signs that say "Please Do Not Touch The Piano" are unconstitutional
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
In America, pianos with signs that say "Please Do Not Touch The Piano" are unconstitutional
This is all a distraction from the $200 million costing $600 million now
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This is all a distraction from the $200 million costing $600 million now
Is it too early to say Rocky is a Christmas movie?
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Is it too early to say Rocky is a Christmas movie?
This helps me sleep now
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This helps me sleep now
Alternate rendering from the best and brightest designers of the Trump class battleship
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Alternate rendering from the best and brightest designers of the Trump class battleship
Great examples of both leg presses and calf raises
December 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Great examples of both leg presses and calf raises
There's gonna be two hits! Me hitting you and 1980s pop hit My Sharona!
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There's gonna be two hits! Me hitting you and 1980s pop hit My Sharona!
What the fuck is the eastern Pacific? California? Did they blow up a boat off the coast of San Pedro?!
The U.S. military said Wednesday that it attacked a boat accused of smuggling drugs in the eastern Pacific Ocean, killing four people on the same day the House rejected efforts to limit President Donald Trump’s power to use military force against drug cartels. https://to.pbs.org/4oZJPBa
U.S. says strike on alleged drug boat kills 4 in eastern Pacific, marking 26th known strike
The U.S. military said Wednesday that it attacked a boat accused of smuggling drugs in the eastern Pacific Ocean, killing four people on the same day the House rejected efforts to limit President Dona...
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December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
What the fuck is the eastern Pacific? California? Did they blow up a boat off the coast of San Pedro?!
They Orwelled MGT
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
They Orwelled MGT
People aren't told to "get a life" enough
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
People aren't told to "get a life" enough
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Birthright citizenship under the common law, a thread:
I have done this many times on social media, in print, and in media interviews, but not to be accused of taking others’ not seriously enough, by plainly stating the law and history of birthright citizenship, I’m taking the time here:
I have done this many times on social media, in print, and in media interviews, but not to be accused of taking others’ not seriously enough, by plainly stating the law and history of birthright citizenship, I’m taking the time here:
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Birthright citizenship under the common law, a thread:
I have done this many times on social media, in print, and in media interviews, but not to be accused of taking others’ not seriously enough, by plainly stating the law and history of birthright citizenship, I’m taking the time here:
I have done this many times on social media, in print, and in media interviews, but not to be accused of taking others’ not seriously enough, by plainly stating the law and history of birthright citizenship, I’m taking the time here:
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Mike Johnson being busy yesterday:
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Mike Johnson being busy yesterday:
"I'm not just a mouthpiece for Trump"
*literally just holds a mic while trump talks*
*literally just holds a mic while trump talks*
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"I'm not just a mouthpiece for Trump"
*literally just holds a mic while trump talks*
*literally just holds a mic while trump talks*
The average YouTube commenter in a real world scenario:
Great label but just so you know, you misspelled "unflammable". It's sup- [MASSIVE EXPLOSION]
Great label but just so you know, you misspelled "unflammable". It's sup- [MASSIVE EXPLOSION]
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The average YouTube commenter in a real world scenario:
Great label but just so you know, you misspelled "unflammable". It's sup- [MASSIVE EXPLOSION]
Great label but just so you know, you misspelled "unflammable". It's sup- [MASSIVE EXPLOSION]
Tesla owner, your car was undrivable for an hour and a half today. For a software update. For the dweebest numbnuttery in the automotive industry.
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tesla owner, your car was undrivable for an hour and a half today. For a software update. For the dweebest numbnuttery in the automotive industry.
Adding two whole bayleaves to something is like adding thoughts and prayers to something. It either does nothing or does a lot... depending on your convictions
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Adding two whole bayleaves to something is like adding thoughts and prayers to something. It either does nothing or does a lot... depending on your convictions
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getting my walmart thanksgiving box
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
getting my walmart thanksgiving box
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The experience of going on Facebook these days is equivalent of having a stroke
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The experience of going on Facebook these days is equivalent of having a stroke
It's another "i can't release my tax returns because of an audit" defense
Massie: "The president has been saying this is a hoax. Well, he's just now decided to investigate a hoax, if it's a hoax. And I have another concern about these investigations he's announced. If they have ongoing investigations, those documents can't be released. So this might be a big smokescreen."
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It's another "i can't release my tax returns because of an audit" defense