Bee
@bumblingbee.bsky.social
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posts so bad you're gonna miss twitter
posts so bad you're gonna miss twitter
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new music! my next EP titled "Fishtail" will be out on 6 march 2026 (the next bandcamp friday). five tracks of thundering drums and tremolo guitars, grinding textures and dreamlike forms, and strange atmospheres.
aidanthomastobin.bandcamp.com/album/fishtail
aidanthomastobin.bandcamp.com/album/fishtail
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
new music! my next EP titled "Fishtail" will be out on 6 march 2026 (the next bandcamp friday). five tracks of thundering drums and tremolo guitars, grinding textures and dreamlike forms, and strange atmospheres.
aidanthomastobin.bandcamp.com/album/fishtail
aidanthomastobin.bandcamp.com/album/fishtail
Just a little pokemon humor for the scald fans in chat
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Just a little pokemon humor for the scald fans in chat
Good news: you're 3 times more likely to be burned by your scalding hot shower than your flamethrower space heater
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Good news: you're 3 times more likely to be burned by your scalding hot shower than your flamethrower space heater
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my politics
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 AM
my politics
listen, from one person-who-has-a-heavily-back-and-yellow-wardrobe to a clown with a black & yellow profile pic:
you're literally so right
you're literally so right
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
listen, from one person-who-has-a-heavily-back-and-yellow-wardrobe to a clown with a black & yellow profile pic:
you're literally so right
you're literally so right
Bees and clowns really are natural comrades when you think about it. flower that sprays water? what if it fed a buge and also now it stings ya
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Bees and clowns really are natural comrades when you think about it. flower that sprays water? what if it fed a buge and also now it stings ya
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Btw I know this is preaching to the choir but reading these stupid high jump rules truly a great example of why dnd is a bad template for anything. If your player is like "can I jump that high" the answer should never be "let's compare the height of the wall in feet to blablabla"
They truly kickstarted this game for half a million dollars and then copypsted the PHB straight into a google doc
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Btw I know this is preaching to the choir but reading these stupid high jump rules truly a great example of why dnd is a bad template for anything. If your player is like "can I jump that high" the answer should never be "let's compare the height of the wall in feet to blablabla"
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
It's straight into the pizza blender with you, champ!
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
It's straight into the pizza blender with you, champ!
Sorry for this terrible post folks. The intern responsible has been sacked.
The message they were supposed to send was "kiss me like one of your flesh pizzas"
The message they were supposed to send was "kiss me like one of your flesh pizzas"
Paint me like one of your flesh pizzas
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Sorry for this terrible post folks. The intern responsible has been sacked.
The message they were supposed to send was "kiss me like one of your flesh pizzas"
The message they were supposed to send was "kiss me like one of your flesh pizzas"
Paint me like one of your flesh pizzas
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Paint me like one of your flesh pizzas
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i won’t say it again
January 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i won’t say it again
It's part of why I respect Nick Cage buying a big dumb pyramid to be buried in. Like oh the money has for sure melted your brain, but y'know I can't guarantee I wouldn't get too drunk and commit to the but of owning a pyramid in your shoes.
Makes more sense to me than a 6th yacht at least
Makes more sense to me than a 6th yacht at least
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
It's part of why I respect Nick Cage buying a big dumb pyramid to be buried in. Like oh the money has for sure melted your brain, but y'know I can't guarantee I wouldn't get too drunk and commit to the but of owning a pyramid in your shoes.
Makes more sense to me than a 6th yacht at least
Makes more sense to me than a 6th yacht at least
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it's so nuts how every gazillionaire saying shit like this never realizes that maybe stopping when you have enough money to buy all the cool shit that absolutely would make you happy instead of dedicating your entire life to the horrors in exchange for the GDP of a small country could be the move
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 10:47 AM
it's so nuts how every gazillionaire saying shit like this never realizes that maybe stopping when you have enough money to buy all the cool shit that absolutely would make you happy instead of dedicating your entire life to the horrors in exchange for the GDP of a small country could be the move
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A new tool lets you search the Epstein files for mentions of your LinkedIn contacts. Tried it out, does work. Outputs a report with links to the material on the DOJ website.
www.404media.co/this-tool-se...
www.404media.co/this-tool-se...
This Tool Searches the Epstein Files For Your LinkedIn Contacts
EpsteIN—as in, Epstein and LinkedIn—searches your connections on the social network for names that match those in the released files.
www.404media.co
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
A new tool lets you search the Epstein files for mentions of your LinkedIn contacts. Tried it out, does work. Outputs a report with links to the material on the DOJ website.
www.404media.co/this-tool-se...
www.404media.co/this-tool-se...
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I knew about the tow truck wars in Toronto but I did not know that MORE THAN 1 IN 8 bullets fired by guns anywhere in Toronto in the year 2024 were related to tow truck driver turf wars???
And the police force is not just complicit but LEAKING INFO TO HITMEN????
And the police force is not just complicit but LEAKING INFO TO HITMEN????
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I knew about the tow truck wars in Toronto but I did not know that MORE THAN 1 IN 8 bullets fired by guns anywhere in Toronto in the year 2024 were related to tow truck driver turf wars???
And the police force is not just complicit but LEAKING INFO TO HITMEN????
And the police force is not just complicit but LEAKING INFO TO HITMEN????
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He just tweeted it out …
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
He just tweeted it out …
Come on up to Toronto, that guy's here just about every week now - you could probably just hand it to him at this point.
(not at all motivated by wanting to buy some myself)
(not at all motivated by wanting to buy some myself)
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Come on up to Toronto, that guy's here just about every week now - you could probably just hand it to him at this point.
(not at all motivated by wanting to buy some myself)
(not at all motivated by wanting to buy some myself)
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we need to turn ottawa off until we can figure out what the fuck is going on
Canada did a consultation on a new national AI strategy, formed an expert task force to write 32 reports, then used AI to analyze the responses & reports. The result is a summary that strings together 100s of vague action items & flattens nuance and policy trade-offs into false consensus
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
we need to turn ottawa off until we can figure out what the fuck is going on
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There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
Well, if youre ever in town and want to complete the look, I got a free pair of "please go to a doctor your pee should not be that colour" yellow laces gathering dust
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Well, if youre ever in town and want to complete the look, I got a free pair of "please go to a doctor your pee should not be that colour" yellow laces gathering dust
Hey you want some high quality 8 eye boot laces?
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Hey you want some high quality 8 eye boot laces?
Who the fuck has a use for highlighter yellow? Who's wearing that?! Back in my day we could all get behind a good solid classic yellow but NO
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Who the fuck has a use for highlighter yellow? Who's wearing that?! Back in my day we could all get behind a good solid classic yellow but NO