Department of Bullshit
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They lied when they said 6 was afraid of 7 because I see them 67ing everywhere together.
Unless...6 is held against its will?
6! Blink twice if you need help!
Unless...6 is held against its will?
6! Blink twice if you need help!
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
They lied when they said 6 was afraid of 7 because I see them 67ing everywhere together.
Unless...6 is held against its will?
6! Blink twice if you need help!
Unless...6 is held against its will?
6! Blink twice if you need help!
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oh, you're stuck in an endless cycle of yearning? Have you tried doing some consumerism?
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
oh, you're stuck in an endless cycle of yearning? Have you tried doing some consumerism?
Where are the dolls with the 100% money-back haunting guarantee?
April 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Where are the dolls with the 100% money-back haunting guarantee?
I'm happy to report that, after years of R&D, we have failed to develop a self-driving golf ball.
We have, however, dramatically increased the ease of putts by enlarging the holes. Our department also filed a petition to reclassify sand traps as alternative goals. They denied it, but we dgaf.
We have, however, dramatically increased the ease of putts by enlarging the holes. Our department also filed a petition to reclassify sand traps as alternative goals. They denied it, but we dgaf.
March 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'm happy to report that, after years of R&D, we have failed to develop a self-driving golf ball.
We have, however, dramatically increased the ease of putts by enlarging the holes. Our department also filed a petition to reclassify sand traps as alternative goals. They denied it, but we dgaf.
We have, however, dramatically increased the ease of putts by enlarging the holes. Our department also filed a petition to reclassify sand traps as alternative goals. They denied it, but we dgaf.
The couch of my enemy is my lover
March 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The couch of my enemy is my lover
Me, specifically?
I'm showing this to someone else. It's their responsibility now.
I'm showing this to someone else. It's their responsibility now.
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me, specifically?
I'm showing this to someone else. It's their responsibility now.
I'm showing this to someone else. It's their responsibility now.
Rectum? I fucking amputated him!
February 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Rectum? I fucking amputated him!
Estoy en europa
la luna, no el continente
la luna, no el continente
lunar calendar? buddy, we're on earth
February 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Estoy en europa
la luna, no el continente
la luna, no el continente
We can now report that DOGE agents infiltrated our headquarters and installed spyware into all of our systems.
This operation decimated and demoralized them. To prevent this announcement on X, our secretary is now the biological father of all Elon's former children.
This operation decimated and demoralized them. To prevent this announcement on X, our secretary is now the biological father of all Elon's former children.
February 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We can now report that DOGE agents infiltrated our headquarters and installed spyware into all of our systems.
This operation decimated and demoralized them. To prevent this announcement on X, our secretary is now the biological father of all Elon's former children.
This operation decimated and demoralized them. To prevent this announcement on X, our secretary is now the biological father of all Elon's former children.
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The ultimate goal-
February 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The ultimate goal-
