The Guggenheim of Bluesky
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“The LOLomon R Blueggenheim Museum of Modern Fart” -Bluesky Louvre Review
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Parody account. Posts actual art too.
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Parody account. Posts actual art too.
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Sorry, the museum has been closed for renovations.*
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*the account owner had a mental breakdown
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extreme stress can cause cardiovascular problems
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
extreme stress can cause cardiovascular problems
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
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(zoomer voice) bluesky is aurora farming
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
(zoomer voice) bluesky is aurora farming
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Genesis (social media)
Genesis released "Land of Confusion" #OnThisDay in 1986 as a single from "Invisible Touch".
Genesis released "Land of Confusion" #OnThisDay in 1986 as a single from "Invisible Touch".
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Genesis (social media)
Genesis released "Land of Confusion" #OnThisDay in 1986 as a single from "Invisible Touch".
Genesis released "Land of Confusion" #OnThisDay in 1986 as a single from "Invisible Touch".
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
well i'm locked out of my main so if this is it
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
well i'm locked out of my main so if this is it
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If you’re struggling with the Sunday Scaries, remember that there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you’re struggling with the Sunday Scaries, remember that there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel
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if the worm you paid for falls off the hook do you get a rebait
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
if the worm you paid for falls off the hook do you get a rebait
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sushi boats imply the existence of a formidable sushi naval force
August 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
sushi boats imply the existence of a formidable sushi naval force
Sorry, the museum has been closed for renovations.*
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*the account owner had a mental breakdown
August 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sorry, the museum has been closed for renovations.*
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*the account owner had a mental breakdown
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What’s going on with my "boubas" and, in some cases, "kikis?”
July 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What’s going on with my "boubas" and, in some cases, "kikis?”
July 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Our curators have no words for this but now you have to see it too.
always hate that one asshole at the sleepover who dips your hand in hot cum to make you cum in your pants when you're asleep 🤬🤬🤬
July 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Our curators have no words for this but now you have to see it too.
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"pentashell snakehead three-legged turtle" pen and ink
July 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
"pentashell snakehead three-legged turtle" pen and ink
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Hey #portfolioday
Let the Helldivers devs and Game Grumps know I'm available in the late fall and after. For whatever :)
Let the Helldivers devs and Game Grumps know I'm available in the late fall and after. For whatever :)
July 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hey #portfolioday
Let the Helldivers devs and Game Grumps know I'm available in the late fall and after. For whatever :)
Let the Helldivers devs and Game Grumps know I'm available in the late fall and after. For whatever :)
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Never change, Blue Sky.
July 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Never change, Blue Sky.
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just said "fuck my dumb gay tranny life" while unmuted in a meeting fml
July 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
just said "fuck my dumb gay tranny life" while unmuted in a meeting fml
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Lucy Culliton, contemporary Australian artist, known for her paintings of landscapes and still lifes #WomensArt
July 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Lucy Culliton, contemporary Australian artist, known for her paintings of landscapes and still lifes #WomensArt
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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