Bryce Knittle
@bryceknittle.bsky.social
Formerly “The 6 AM Gamer”
He/Him
He/Him
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@muskratjohn.bsky.social just want to say thanks for sharing @katiecandraw.bsky.social art. It’s art that I need in my life. And probably wouldnt have found it without your sharing
Kinda’ weird to go right from posting art that’s a pleading editorial commentary to a piece of a slug that’s also a juggalo.
But, you know.
Art.
But, you know.
Art.
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
@muskratjohn.bsky.social just want to say thanks for sharing @katiecandraw.bsky.social art. It’s art that I need in my life. And probably wouldnt have found it without your sharing
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Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/
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Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
How I am walking out of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
How I am walking out of 2025
@tableflipsyou.bsky.social curious what your thoughts are on these? I assume you’ve tried them.
December 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@tableflipsyou.bsky.social curious what your thoughts are on these? I assume you’ve tried them.
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@trzewik.bsky.social I just read your most recent newsletter.
a smiley face is holding a red heart in its hands
ALT: a smiley face is holding a red heart in its hands
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
@trzewik.bsky.social I just read your most recent newsletter.
Trump: the affordability crisis is a democrat hoax!
Also trump: I and I alone have saved America and solved the affordability crisis!
Why don’t you like me!
Also trump: I and I alone have saved America and solved the affordability crisis!
Why don’t you like me!
In bizarre, self-pitying tirade, unraveling Trump admits his polling is actually pretty bad and not at record highs, as he keeps claiming
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Trump: the affordability crisis is a democrat hoax!
Also trump: I and I alone have saved America and solved the affordability crisis!
Why don’t you like me!
Also trump: I and I alone have saved America and solved the affordability crisis!
Why don’t you like me!
Saw a post on another platform:
“You are stuck in the universe of the last tv show you watched. What is it, and how screwed are you?”
Mine is *The West Wing*. I’d be so happy if that was my world right now.
“You are stuck in the universe of the last tv show you watched. What is it, and how screwed are you?”
Mine is *The West Wing*. I’d be so happy if that was my world right now.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Saw a post on another platform:
“You are stuck in the universe of the last tv show you watched. What is it, and how screwed are you?”
Mine is *The West Wing*. I’d be so happy if that was my world right now.
“You are stuck in the universe of the last tv show you watched. What is it, and how screwed are you?”
Mine is *The West Wing*. I’d be so happy if that was my world right now.
The first movie I watch at Christmas time is usually Home Alone. But then it’s on to Violent Night and Krampus. My new favorites!
a bearded man with blood on his face and the words violent night on the bottom
ALT: a bearded man with blood on his face and the words violent night on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The first movie I watch at Christmas time is usually Home Alone. But then it’s on to Violent Night and Krampus. My new favorites!
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Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/
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die hard: set at christmas. does not embody the spirit very much
a christmas carol: both!
into the spider verse: neither
the matrix: not set at christmas, but is about trans jesus neo. high marks in the y axis
a christmas carol: both!
into the spider verse: neither
the matrix: not set at christmas, but is about trans jesus neo. high marks in the y axis
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
die hard: set at christmas. does not embody the spirit very much
a christmas carol: both!
into the spider verse: neither
the matrix: not set at christmas, but is about trans jesus neo. high marks in the y axis
a christmas carol: both!
into the spider verse: neither
the matrix: not set at christmas, but is about trans jesus neo. high marks in the y axis
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
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While Trump’s goons are desperately trying to criminalize protests, there are ways to protest that don’t involve leaving your house.
Trump can’t make you shop.
Boycott Black Friday thru Cyber Monday.
November 28th-December 2
Don’t buy a damn thing besides necessities.
Hurt the billionaires.
Trump can’t make you shop.
Boycott Black Friday thru Cyber Monday.
November 28th-December 2
Don’t buy a damn thing besides necessities.
Hurt the billionaires.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
While Trump’s goons are desperately trying to criminalize protests, there are ways to protest that don’t involve leaving your house.
Trump can’t make you shop.
Boycott Black Friday thru Cyber Monday.
November 28th-December 2
Don’t buy a damn thing besides necessities.
Hurt the billionaires.
Trump can’t make you shop.
Boycott Black Friday thru Cyber Monday.
November 28th-December 2
Don’t buy a damn thing besides necessities.
Hurt the billionaires.
Started my annual journey through the series The West Wing. Still my favorite show all time.
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Started my annual journey through the series The West Wing. Still my favorite show all time.
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ohai it's @trzewik.bsky.social. he's such a nice man
October 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
ohai it's @trzewik.bsky.social. he's such a nice man
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PORTLAND — Robby Roadsteamer grabbed by ICE for singing… 🎵
October 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
PORTLAND — Robby Roadsteamer grabbed by ICE for singing… 🎵
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A gorgeous fall day here in the burning hellscape of Portland.
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A gorgeous fall day here in the burning hellscape of Portland.
Ah yes. The God that created the universe by merely speaking. Needs saving. 🙄
Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
October 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ah yes. The God that created the universe by merely speaking. Needs saving. 🙄
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Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day
September 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day
@trzewik.bsky.social wanted to let you know that I still enjoy your newsletter. It’s really the only way I get your news. It’s reaching at least, some people. Keep it coming! I imagine you don’t get much feedback on it.
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@trzewik.bsky.social wanted to let you know that I still enjoy your newsletter. It’s really the only way I get your news. It’s reaching at least, some people. Keep it coming! I imagine you don’t get much feedback on it.
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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
September 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
Ah yes. The Woke Manor. Where liberals have fancy dinners and murder mystery parties.
Trump says he doesn't want museums to talk about American history in a "woke manner"
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ah yes. The Woke Manor. Where liberals have fancy dinners and murder mystery parties.