bruhmastyr
@bruhmastyr.bsky.social
I am a magical all-knowing unicorn of death
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bruhmastyr
@bruhmastyr.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Mario has murdered my entire family.
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High five from Uni! :3
August 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
High five from Uni! :3
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you can't spell pineas and frerb without Penis in Bed ? did you you know
August 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
you can't spell pineas and frerb without Penis in Bed ? did you you know
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why do i feel excited right now there's literally nothing happening
August 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
why do i feel excited right now there's literally nothing happening
The ignore function in discord has changed my life tbh
August 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The ignore function in discord has changed my life tbh
My called me transphobic (and stupid) for using the wrong pronouns... FOR THE FUCKING MOUSE
A mouse ate one of my bags of potato chips. Minnie is gonna have to start preparing for his funeral
August 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My called me transphobic (and stupid) for using the wrong pronouns... FOR THE FUCKING MOUSE
A mouse ate one of my bags of potato chips. Minnie is gonna have to start preparing for his funeral
August 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A mouse ate one of my bags of potato chips. Minnie is gonna have to start preparing for his funeral
Ok who made this? Fess up.
August 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ok who made this? Fess up.
Out of context youtube quotes:
I need to circumcise Al Gore
I need to circumcise Al Gore
August 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Out of context youtube quotes:
I need to circumcise Al Gore
I need to circumcise Al Gore
Sometimes I'll be minding my own business and then I think of Dee from it's always sunny being tied to the bed thrashing about yelling "GROBAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!"
August 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Sometimes I'll be minding my own business and then I think of Dee from it's always sunny being tied to the bed thrashing about yelling "GROBAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!"
What if @alextrebekbot.bsky.social was funny?
August 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What if @alextrebekbot.bsky.social was funny?
My Instagram feed is nothing but dog videos and I am happy
August 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My Instagram feed is nothing but dog videos and I am happy
I beat gold stake for the first time in the funniest way possible... expect for the glass one, they are all at 9x
August 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I beat gold stake for the first time in the funniest way possible... expect for the glass one, they are all at 9x
Bruh moment
I am out of ideas
I am out of ideas
August 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Bruh moment
I am out of ideas
I am out of ideas
I just woke up and I already am having a bad day because one of my first thoughts of the day was of Crazy Town
August 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I just woke up and I already am having a bad day because one of my first thoughts of the day was of Crazy Town
@scoobisofficial.github.io
Oh I see how it is
Oh I see how it is
August 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
@scoobisofficial.github.io
Oh I see how it is
Oh I see how it is
Thanks to @amandaswhitt.bsky.social I'm now gonna refer to getting distracted while shopping as "side questing"
Also I feel like pinging her here would remind her that she has an account.
Also I feel like pinging her here would remind her that she has an account.
August 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Thanks to @amandaswhitt.bsky.social I'm now gonna refer to getting distracted while shopping as "side questing"
Also I feel like pinging her here would remind her that she has an account.
Also I feel like pinging her here would remind her that she has an account.
There are pansexuals, and then there are the desperate.
August 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
There are pansexuals, and then there are the desperate.
Shared this with my dad and he spit out his coffee while on a zoom call because of this.
Thanks to it's always sunny, I'm no longer calling him Channing Tatum. He's now Charming Taintman
August 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Shared this with my dad and he spit out his coffee while on a zoom call because of this.
Thanks to it's always sunny, I'm no longer calling him Channing Tatum. He's now Charming Taintman
August 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Thanks to it's always sunny, I'm no longer calling him Channing Tatum. He's now Charming Taintman
My camera roll is filled with poorly cropped memes that I don't find funny anymore.
August 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My camera roll is filled with poorly cropped memes that I don't find funny anymore.