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bruhmastyr
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I am a magical all-knowing unicorn of death
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A mouse ate one of my bags of potato chips. Minnie is gonna have to start preparing for his funeral
A bag of herr's sour cream and onion potato chips where the corner is nibbled open.
August 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Ok who made this? Fess up.
A bluesky account called Famsquad Drama. It currently only has one post that says "@theangrybird95.bsky.social slapped @scootscout.bsky.social" The account is only mere minutes old, it followed me and a couple other accounts related to this and this drama never happened because I don't think these two live in the same timezone. It was probably scoobisofficial who did this.
August 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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OOO OOO Let me in on this bit
A photoshopped pic of a sad Walter White over the roof pizza. The text says "what my brain cooks up at 3 am" Also I cropped it out, but this is a post from the official breaking bad youtube page.
August 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Shrimp be like:
A discord message that I cut off to make it say "yeah I hate the walmart"
August 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I beat gold stake for the first time in the funniest way possible... expect for the glass one, they are all at 9x
The balatro win screen. Not gonna explain everything, but the seed is AQ1UBCBY Balatro. The thing you want to pay attention too us the joker line up. From left to right is: gros michel, eternal glass joker, and three eternal madness, the first one being holographic... again the madnesses are all at 9x.
August 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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August 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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August 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Cat looking disgusted or weirded out
August 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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@scoobisofficial.github.io
Oh I see how it is
Scoobisofficial's list of friends and family for diarrheamegan obby. I am not on that list because he and everyone else are such big meaniepantses The day of reckoning is coming
August 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Ayo bruh check out my mixtape man
Filthy Frank in sunglasses putting his face very close to the camera on the left side. The remaining space is just his apartment. He's a spiritual lyrical individual
August 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Dee from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" screaming in a bathroom The caption says "[screaming]" You will not get any answers.
August 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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An out of context discord post of mine where I say "I LOVE BEING TOLERATED (edited)"
July 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Some asshole is hogging this seat
A chair in the office at my job where a packet of caesar dressing was just left there like this
July 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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My party is ready
The class selection screen of the original final fantasy. I named the characters Jerri (top left), Jiorj (top right), Kreimar (bottom left) and Ilayyne (bottom right) The joke is seinfeld
July 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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The meme of Obama wrapping a presidential medal around the neck of himself
June 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Wow... meaniepants
Roblox text saying I have joined followed by trashmarine saying no.
June 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Olive Garden for the Nintendo 64 (Rated M for Mbreadsticks)
June 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Squidward gogurt
Squidward gogurt
June 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Im not even gonna attempt to describe everything on this pic
May 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Cactus with a chicken face
May 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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May 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Megan
May 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Tiger woods. It is definitely the real tiger woods. It is definitely not Brain Butterfield from the sketch comedy show "The Peter Serafinowicz show" in a tiger oneise holding golf clubs. It is the real tiger woods. If you're reading this far then please watch that show. It's free on youtube and there only 7 episodes.
May 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Thanks, youtube
My youtube feed saying to "Explore more topics" Under the "Poppy Playtime lore" tab is the 2nd trailer for GTA 6.
May 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Chad Kroger of Nickleback smiling like a dumbass after asking you to look at this photograph I don't have a joke this time. It's honestly one of the funniest things I've seen.
May 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM