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Bruce Ciskie
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Award losing 21st yr VOX of UMD men's hockey on KDAL in Duluth. Member of the UMD Athletic Hall of Fame Committee. Bacon snob. Unpaid Kwik Trip enthusiast.
What.
So far, so lurid, but there is science behind the allegations.

Research from the scientific journal, Frontiers, published last October said that a 2cm change in a suit represented an extra 5.8 meters in the length of a jump.
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
In this instance, I think I'm OK not trying.
If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
NEW 9 THOUGHTS

Olympics arrive, UMD men and women both struggling a bit to get wins for different reasons, UND next for men, Bemidji for the women, more
9 Thoughts: Olympics Arrive as Crunch Time Hits
As you read this (thanks for that, by the way), the 2026 Winter Olympics are underway, with women's hockey amo...
northlandnewsradio.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
The closest UMD gets to having a tie on Team Canada. #iykyk
Seth Jarvis is replacing Brayden Point on Team Canada
February 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I don't like it. I can respect her choice, but it doesn't mean what she's doing is a good idea in any way, shape, or form. Hell, her winning doesn't mean it was a good idea.

And it doesn't mean that a pitcher should start Game 7 of the World Series after finding out he needs Tommy John surgery.
The way that so many people are glorifying Linsday Vonn is really upsetting to me in a way I don't have the exact words for.

She made her choice and I respect that. It's not about her doing what she's doing.

It's about people acting like this should be normalized and celebrated
February 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Isn't that a sign of aggression?
Dominika Lásková laughing in Abbey Murphy's face lol
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
🐐
4-1 USA....Hilary Knight, the 5-time Olympian, gained separation on the defender and outhustled her to the net for a beauty
February 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
PODCAST

UMD football coach Curt Wiese breaks down the Bulldogs' 2026 recruiting class and then breaks some news. Then we talk about the Vikings' big move last week with Matthew Coller of Purple Insider.

omny.fm/shows/the-br...
February 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
News broken by UMD football coach Curt Wiese on my radio show: Former UMD player and assistant coach Noah Pauley (from Duluth Central!) is the new wide receivers coach for the Green Bay Packers. Was set to follow Matt Campbell from Iowa State to Penn State.
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I am here for you talking shit to curling baby.
curling baby did you see your mom miss the hell out of that final shot of the end to give USA an easy open draw for 2. did you see it. how did it make you feel, curling baby.
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Thea Johansson finishes a great counterattack by Sweden to make it a 4-1 game in the third period. Sweden leads in shots 33-15 and has mostly controlled play.
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
LFG OLYMPIC HOCKEY
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Fittingly, two media timeouts right after this.

We'll be back after these messages.
Tarasenko banks it in off Blankenburg's skate and the Wild take the lead
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
What a great own goal by Nashville.
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Wait till they trade Skubal.
Spending some dough after a few playoff years that fell short of the ultimate goal? Hell yeah, Tigers.
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
If the NHL were a serious league, this would be a major penalty, an ejection, and a multi game suspension.

Instead, it was a minor penalty and the Bruins ended up shorthanded.

(I know I already pointed this out but it bears repeating.)
Charlie McAvoy has left the game following this hit from Sandis Vilmanis. Vilmanis received a two-minute illegal check to the head penalty.

(🎥: NHL on TNT
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Matt Boldy first period hat trick. Holy hell.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Instead, refs called a minor and the Panthers ended up getting a power play.
McAvoy just got elbowed in the head. Should be a game misconduct, suspension and a hefty fine.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
What in the actual hell.
February 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Elliotte Friedman said this week he thinks the NHL should move the Winter Classic to the weekend before the Super Bowl. A number this strong -- albeit for an amazing game -- only bolsters his case.
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Breadman goes Hollywood.
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Scott Sandelin also volunteered that he's reunited the Bulldogs' second line from the first half, with Kyle Gaffney centering Scout Truman and Cal Arnott.
February 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
UMD senior forward Scout Truman should be able to play this weekend vs UND, per head coach Scott Sandelin. Missed Saturday with an upper body injury.
February 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
HOW WAS THIS 20 YEARS AGO
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM