Brandon Schneider
@brschneider.com
Michigander turned Californian. Xennial. Dork. DemSocialist ✊🏻🌹.
@allegisgroup.bsky.social should be embarrassed. #openenrollment
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@allegisgroup.bsky.social should be embarrassed. #openenrollment
Having trouble un-hearing English speakers (including myself, of course) pronounce "for" like "fir" in casual conversation--all the time.
October 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Having trouble un-hearing English speakers (including myself, of course) pronounce "for" like "fir" in casual conversation--all the time.
At least there's *some* justice in this world.
Bolsonaro sentenced to 27 years in prison for plotting Brazil coup
Brazil's ex-president Bolsonaro sentenced to 27 years and three months in prison for plotting coup
www.bbc.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
At least there's *some* justice in this world.
How dare you... 😉
I see that @notion.com's built in dictionary has never met someone from southeast Michigan. 😅
I see that @notion.com's built in dictionary has never met someone from southeast Michigan. 😅
September 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
How dare you... 😉
I see that @notion.com's built in dictionary has never met someone from southeast Michigan. 😅
I see that @notion.com's built in dictionary has never met someone from southeast Michigan. 😅
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Tremendous crossover move right here:
August 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tremendous crossover move right here:
This is incredible.
Palantir and ICE employees are enabling a fascist government. So I'm releasing a tool (inspired by 5calls.org) that lets you email a random employee from each company—urging them to rethink their job. Just click “Generate Email” and hit send.
realtimefascism.com/companies
realtimefascism.com/companies
August 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is incredible.
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It’s very funny for tech guys to come over from jobs where someone is called the “Chief Imagination Officer” and discover that the Medicare office just wants to process the payments
“I personally was pretty surprised, actually, at how efficient the government was,” Sahil Lavingia told NPR's Juana Summers.
Former DOGE engineer says federal waste and fraud were 'relatively nonexistent'
NPR's Juana Summers talks with Sahil Lavingia, who worked for the Department of Government Efficiency as a software engineer assigned to the Department of Veterans Affairs, about his experience.
www.npr.org
June 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It’s very funny for tech guys to come over from jobs where someone is called the “Chief Imagination Officer” and discover that the Medicare office just wants to process the payments
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Follow and repost for a chance to win this DOOM: The Dark Ages Limited Edition Xbox Wireless Controller. #DOOMSweepstakes
For rules and eligibility: beth.games/3E8lqs4
For rules and eligibility: beth.games/3E8lqs4
April 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.
![[text from the Declaration of Independence]
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qvyj3hxm4opuuddzrhcbiio6/bafkreiahlp7acp6y2hakkfu5h66vg2ifckdo6b7fqaebenki3qoxswp73e@jpeg)
April 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.
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⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
March 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
⚡️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚡️
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
STARTING TOMORROW.
Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. ❤️💙
See you there 💪🏽🌞
First they came for the anti-Zionist protesters, and the Democrats did not speak out, because they were not anti-Zionist protesters.
Then they came for the Lebanese doctors, and the Democrats did not speak out, because they were not Lebanese doctors.
Then...
Then they came for the Lebanese doctors, and the Democrats did not speak out, because they were not Lebanese doctors.
Then...
March 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
First they came for the anti-Zionist protesters, and the Democrats did not speak out, because they were not anti-Zionist protesters.
Then they came for the Lebanese doctors, and the Democrats did not speak out, because they were not Lebanese doctors.
Then...
Then they came for the Lebanese doctors, and the Democrats did not speak out, because they were not Lebanese doctors.
Then...
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I shouldn't have laughed!!
I don't advocate violence, but I'm not beyond a caning on the Senate floor. There's historical precedence for that.
February 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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A nice refresher after a session of doom scrolling.
I never thought leopards would eat MY face
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering conseque...
www.reddit.com
February 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A nice refresher after a session of doom scrolling.
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Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
February 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
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February 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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COVID era apparently wiped away the remembrance of that time.
www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davi...
www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davi...
82 Stupid Things From The Trump Era You Probably Forgot About
The sun may have set on Trump's presidency, but we'll always remember the time he stared into it during an eclipse.
www.buzzfeednews.com
February 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
COVID era apparently wiped away the remembrance of that time.
www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davi...
www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davi...
@daveminca.bsky.social sending the most useless of emails. And this, after his support for dissolving due process via his vote on the Laken Riley Act. 🤦
Dude's gotta be primaried in '26.
Dude's gotta be primaried in '26.
February 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
@daveminca.bsky.social sending the most useless of emails. And this, after his support for dissolving due process via his vote on the Laken Riley Act. 🤦
Dude's gotta be primaried in '26.
Dude's gotta be primaried in '26.
@rokhanna.bsky.social, please explain yourself!
For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it
February 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@rokhanna.bsky.social, please explain yourself!
Been a very happy customer. 😁
This scrappy search upstart is getting thousands of people to give up Google
As Google results grow cluttered and AI runs rampant on the web, Kagi is winning over disillusioned searchers with an engine that puts them first.
www.fastcompany.com
February 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Been a very happy customer. 😁