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It's interesting that Batman, one of the superheros that can not fly, is named after one of the few animals that can fly. #fuckdonaldtrump
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It's interesting that Batman, one of the superheros that can not fly, is named after one of the few animals that can fly. #fuckdonaldtrump
That band I wanted to see is playing tonight, but eh... It's $12! That's a bit much.
Oh hey! If I add breadsticks my Doordash order is only $175 before tip.
Oh hey! If I add breadsticks my Doordash order is only $175 before tip.
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
That band I wanted to see is playing tonight, but eh... It's $12! That's a bit much.
Oh hey! If I add breadsticks my Doordash order is only $175 before tip.
Oh hey! If I add breadsticks my Doordash order is only $175 before tip.
In Midsummer Night's Dream, there's this conflict between the fairy king and queen Oberon and Titania. They're doing tricks on each other in attempts to get ownership of an 'Indian boy.' It's a bit weird, and not in a fun 'What if a man had a head like a donkey?' sort of weird.
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
In Midsummer Night's Dream, there's this conflict between the fairy king and queen Oberon and Titania. They're doing tricks on each other in attempts to get ownership of an 'Indian boy.' It's a bit weird, and not in a fun 'What if a man had a head like a donkey?' sort of weird.
Old TV shows:
What if a horse could talk?
What if the family next door were monsters?
What if a man found a genie in a bottle?
What if a man married a witch?
What if a man had three sons? No seriously. That's as wacky as we're getting.
What if a horse could talk?
What if the family next door were monsters?
What if a man found a genie in a bottle?
What if a man married a witch?
What if a man had three sons? No seriously. That's as wacky as we're getting.
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Old TV shows:
What if a horse could talk?
What if the family next door were monsters?
What if a man found a genie in a bottle?
What if a man married a witch?
What if a man had three sons? No seriously. That's as wacky as we're getting.
What if a horse could talk?
What if the family next door were monsters?
What if a man found a genie in a bottle?
What if a man married a witch?
What if a man had three sons? No seriously. That's as wacky as we're getting.
MAGA: The Democrats are Satanic communists who will stop at nothing to destroy America!
Actual Democrats: I know this hasn't worked the last thousand times we tried it, but what if we just do whatever Trump wants and see if it puts him in a better mood?
Actual Democrats: I know this hasn't worked the last thousand times we tried it, but what if we just do whatever Trump wants and see if it puts him in a better mood?
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
MAGA: The Democrats are Satanic communists who will stop at nothing to destroy America!
Actual Democrats: I know this hasn't worked the last thousand times we tried it, but what if we just do whatever Trump wants and see if it puts him in a better mood?
Actual Democrats: I know this hasn't worked the last thousand times we tried it, but what if we just do whatever Trump wants and see if it puts him in a better mood?
A dating website only for people with good taste in music. If you put 'I like all kinds of music except country and rap.' your account gets deleted.
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A dating website only for people with good taste in music. If you put 'I like all kinds of music except country and rap.' your account gets deleted.
Once I had a coworker who texted me 'I'm not coming in today LOL' and later I found out that she didn't come in because her dad died. Not every text needs to end in 'LOL' and frankly, sometimes 'LOL' is totally inappropriate.
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Once I had a coworker who texted me 'I'm not coming in today LOL' and later I found out that she didn't come in because her dad died. Not every text needs to end in 'LOL' and frankly, sometimes 'LOL' is totally inappropriate.
Protip: Bring a moth with you to the movies. Release it and it will fly in front of the projector and turn any movie into The Shadow of Mothra.
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Protip: Bring a moth with you to the movies. Release it and it will fly in front of the projector and turn any movie into The Shadow of Mothra.
Imagine if a guy said 'I'm going to beat you up once a day forever, and I'm going to beat up Phil twice a day forever.' and you said 'Well this guy's clearly on my side. I can't stand Phil.'
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Imagine if a guy said 'I'm going to beat you up once a day forever, and I'm going to beat up Phil twice a day forever.' and you said 'Well this guy's clearly on my side. I can't stand Phil.'
The Shanghai Zoo has a sizable aquarium. Read all about it at Charged LBH.
The Shanghai Zoo part 3: Aquarium
Soooo it turns out I have a photo of Lyds buying the tickets to the zoo. Here you go. The zoo starts out with lots of fish. To me, it seemed a little unusual to have so much of the zoo dedicated to…
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November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Shanghai Zoo has a sizable aquarium. Read all about it at Charged LBH.
I just heard someone say GOP party, so there's another one. ATM machine. PIN number. DC comics. GOP party.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I just heard someone say GOP party, so there's another one. ATM machine. PIN number. DC comics. GOP party.
If you are a teacher and you are writing a memoir, you could title it 'How I became a millionaire before I was 750 years old!' I'm not sure this joke works. It was funnier in my head.
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you are a teacher and you are writing a memoir, you could title it 'How I became a millionaire before I was 750 years old!' I'm not sure this joke works. It was funnier in my head.
"I guess it could hypothetically stop you from, say, using the word 'cisgender,' but I won't do that. Scouts honor."
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"I guess it could hypothetically stop you from, say, using the word 'cisgender,' but I won't do that. Scouts honor."
I completely forgot! I usually observe Veterans Day by getting drunk and marathoning all the Rambo movies.
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I completely forgot! I usually observe Veterans Day by getting drunk and marathoning all the Rambo movies.
If MILF stood for 'Masturbations I'd Like to Forget' it would refer to basically the same thing.
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If MILF stood for 'Masturbations I'd Like to Forget' it would refer to basically the same thing.
Once I was getting peanut M&Ms from a vending machine and two packages dropped down. It was beautiful and I felt such joy as I didn't know was possible. Other than that, life gets a big thumbs down from me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Once I was getting peanut M&Ms from a vending machine and two packages dropped down. It was beautiful and I felt such joy as I didn't know was possible. Other than that, life gets a big thumbs down from me.
I'm surprised I've never walked into Amoeba with someone's CD that I want to sell and run into the musician who put out that CD. That seems like the sort of awkwardness that generally happens to me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm surprised I've never walked into Amoeba with someone's CD that I want to sell and run into the musician who put out that CD. That seems like the sort of awkwardness that generally happens to me.
At my gym, the weight room is directly outside the stalls in the men's bathroom, and every time I go in I have to remind myself the grunting I hear is probably from people lifting weights outside and there probably isn't five or six guys who have come down with life altering constipation.
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
At my gym, the weight room is directly outside the stalls in the men's bathroom, and every time I go in I have to remind myself the grunting I hear is probably from people lifting weights outside and there probably isn't five or six guys who have come down with life altering constipation.
Going to the zoo! Things are really starting to get cooking here now!
The Shanghai Zoo part 2: Finding the Zoo
Good news folks, I have managed to obtain my date and can now begin the process of escorting her to the zoo. That part is a lot easier because the zoo has its own stop on the Shanghai metro. ItR…
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November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Going to the zoo! Things are really starting to get cooking here now!
As a paleo fan, I often feel conflicted about getting excited over fossils. If you found a bag of dead kittens in your back yard, you would be sad, but if you found a bunch of fossils from baby sabre-tooth tigers, shouldn't that also be sad? At least kinda? I know it was a long time ago, but still.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
As a paleo fan, I often feel conflicted about getting excited over fossils. If you found a bag of dead kittens in your back yard, you would be sad, but if you found a bunch of fossils from baby sabre-tooth tigers, shouldn't that also be sad? At least kinda? I know it was a long time ago, but still.
If your crush is an environmentalist who majored in theater, show up to a protest holding a sign that says 'The only rhinoceroses that like this policy are the green ones.' and you're in.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If your crush is an environmentalist who majored in theater, show up to a protest holding a sign that says 'The only rhinoceroses that like this policy are the green ones.' and you're in.
I want to be goth and flop around my big fat titties but my mom won't let me. 🙁
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I want to be goth and flop around my big fat titties but my mom won't let me. 🙁
Sometimes I can't find the book I'm reading and I have to go to the bathroom really bad, so I don't even wanna hear that you got problems.
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sometimes I can't find the book I'm reading and I have to go to the bathroom really bad, so I don't even wanna hear that you got problems.
For years I've wanted to start a stoner metal band named IDDQD and have all our songs be about pre-Quake computer games.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
For years I've wanted to start a stoner metal band named IDDQD and have all our songs be about pre-Quake computer games.