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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The fatter you are the easier you are to hug. Have you ever tried to hug a thin person? Your arms take forever to hit torso.
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What idiot decided to call it 'using alcohol to escape your problems' and not 'rum and hide.'
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The kids are making fun of Bob! They are bullying him! They are saying 'Ha! Ha! Bob is dumb and fat and gay!' What should Bob do?
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I'm looking for a gang to join on OG Cupid.
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hanson
Dead Kennedys has to be up there.
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Nasa's website has a Mad Libs section with no bad word filter. spaceplace.nasa.gov/loopy-legend...
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Y'know, the current political climate would be perfect for a Superman reboot. Superman's Achilles heel (other than kryptonite) is doing the right thing even when it's inconvenient or puts himself in jeopardy, and his archenemy is the president. Think about it.
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I feel like there should be an app that points you the nearest dentist that takes your insurance and has availability for today. DentalApp. Please support my kickstarter.
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Once I was at a restaurant in Beijing with my parents and my father told me I wasn't allowed to order the dish with yak meat. I think he was just put off by the idea of someone eating yak meat.
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Assuming a man is not attracted to cis women because he is attracted to trans women is officially known as biphobia lite™. To be clear, trans women are women. It's only called biphobia lite™ because it stems from the same worldview toward sexuality.
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
'I feel like a million bucks.' - depressed billionares
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If you told me he makes Melania wear a Donald Trump mask while he has sex with her I would believe you.
December 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My parents didn't grow up with shops where you could rent video tapes. My kids won't grow up with shops where you can rent video tapes. It was such a short lived thing and it permeated every facet of our culture.
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Me practicing guitar: Okay, I've been practicing this same lick for hours now. My fingers should have developed the muscle memory to do this very simple task.
My fingers: Nope. I'm going to go to that string for no reason LEEEROOOOY JEEENKIIINSSSS!
December 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I just made a new kind of joke. It's called the 'Your mother's quite corpulent. So corpulent in fact, that...' joke.
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The 'can we normalize' posts that are all the rage these days either make me say 'Yes! Thank you!' or 'Over my dead body!'
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I need to either get a backpack that offers more lumbar support or start reading lighter books.
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's officially December and I spent this morning before work in my underwear with the AC running, in case you're wondering how I'm liking Taiwan.
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Marvel boss: Okay, we're going to have a female clone of Wolverine. What should we call her?
Stan Lee: How about She-Wolverine?
Craig Kyle: How about X-23?
David Caruso: How about *puts on sunglasses* Vulvarine?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I've been listening to a lot of Luscious Jackson lately, and it makes me want to guess what bands probably performed at the first Lilith Fair without looking. Here we go:
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Tell someone you've created an AI doctor and it's free. The website responds to every inquiry with 'Oh, that's really bad. You don't have much time left. I would suggest being with loved ones right now.' Boom. Humans interacting with humans again.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A shot-for-shot remake of Psycho with all the parts played by puppies.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
One way to end climate change would be to do something about it, but sure, let's try your method.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM