briochebitch.bsky.social
@briochebitch.bsky.social
Eye Doctor: number one, or number two?
Me: I’m not sure, please leave the bathroom
December 2, 2024 at 5:17 PM
A store where everything is in the back
November 29, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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I was on to something in 1997
November 29, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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12 years ago today, New York City saw a rare day where no murders, shootings, stabbings or violent crimes were reported.

It marked the city’s most peaceful day in recent history.
November 28, 2024 at 6:33 PM
My refrigerator saw leftover Thai food from last week and has been holding space for that
November 22, 2024 at 6:41 AM
I am one entire homosexual going on a four day trip. I’m excited to see the shortlist for my wardrobe and the nominations to come
November 22, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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Millions of Tristate dads woke up this morning and said, in unison, "needed that rain"
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Surely saving this creative inspiration to my camera roll will ensure I’ll do something with it
November 21, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Desperate times call for desperate pleasures
November 19, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 9:20 PM