Chris Escalante
@brightdystopia.bsky.social
Voice Actor | No brain only soul | Amateur Enthusiast |Terminally Latino | Bi-flag | he/they | Guest of many places for TTRPGs
https://bio.link/chrisescalante
cescalante1128@gmail.com
https://bio.link/chrisescalante
cescalante1128@gmail.com
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We have 1 plot hook, 3 players, & 4 active edibles digesting in our systems. It's a race against the clock & our own metabolism! find out if:
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
I want to run an all Kenku game called "Flock around and Find out"
February 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I want to run an all Kenku game called "Flock around and Find out"
Can we get a remake of The Walking Dead where they don't change anything and give it to HBO?
January 26, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Can we get a remake of The Walking Dead where they don't change anything and give it to HBO?
Tell me your pet's name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Tell me your pet's name in a gif
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I Shoulda let the moment stand on its own...
It cool to have witnessed a part of history that doesn't suck. That pass by Caleb Williams is hall of fame highlight reel worthy
January 19, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I Shoulda let the moment stand on its own...
It cool to have witnessed a part of history that doesn't suck. That pass by Caleb Williams is hall of fame highlight reel worthy
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
It cool to have witnessed a part of history that doesn't suck. That pass by Caleb Williams is hall of fame highlight reel worthy
We have 1 plot hook, 3 players, & 4 active edibles digesting in our systems. It's a race against the clock & our own metabolism! find out if:
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 PM
We have 1 plot hook, 3 players, & 4 active edibles digesting in our systems. It's a race against the clock & our own metabolism! find out if:
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
I'm obsessed with Cyberella's sketches. If I ever hit the lotto, I'm gonna have a weekly newspaper illustrated by them.
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I'm obsessed with Cyberella's sketches. If I ever hit the lotto, I'm gonna have a weekly newspaper illustrated by them.
My fiancé is sick and laid on the couch to sleep, she threw a blanket over herself and our puppy grabs the blanket and drags it over her feet to tuck her in before lying down next to her!
😭😭😭😭😭
Shes such a sweet dog, I'm gonna THROW UP
😭😭😭😭😭
Shes such a sweet dog, I'm gonna THROW UP
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
My fiancé is sick and laid on the couch to sleep, she threw a blanket over herself and our puppy grabs the blanket and drags it over her feet to tuck her in before lying down next to her!
😭😭😭😭😭
Shes such a sweet dog, I'm gonna THROW UP
😭😭😭😭😭
Shes such a sweet dog, I'm gonna THROW UP
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[Alt Text: I have killed another year with my bare hands, 2025 lies dead and decaying at my feet as I ascend to another level of power, I hope in vain that 2026 will learn from the pathetic attempts of its predecessor]
![[Alt Text: I have killed another year with my bare hands, 2025 lies dead and decaying at my feet as I ascend to another level of power, I hope in vain that 2026 will learn from the pathetic attempts of its predecessor]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wcqucartycutyntos3pov77u/bafkreih2qdy4tlvpdiachwldaqy353ccdostmz3ztxdp22gfmjmk3g5jme@jpeg)
January 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
[Alt Text: I have killed another year with my bare hands, 2025 lies dead and decaying at my feet as I ascend to another level of power, I hope in vain that 2026 will learn from the pathetic attempts of its predecessor]
Me: What if Monsters came in gallons?
Friend: *huffs nasally*
Me: Ya know? like milk. Oh come on! THE DRINK, you fucking animal
Friend: *huffs nasally*
Me: Ya know? like milk. Oh come on! THE DRINK, you fucking animal
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Me: What if Monsters came in gallons?
Friend: *huffs nasally*
Me: Ya know? like milk. Oh come on! THE DRINK, you fucking animal
Friend: *huffs nasally*
Me: Ya know? like milk. Oh come on! THE DRINK, you fucking animal
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You don’t get this kind of quality from a Cis-Siberian orchestra I’ll tell you what
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You don’t get this kind of quality from a Cis-Siberian orchestra I’ll tell you what
There's an animated film adaptation of animal farm coming out. But, they changed the plot in the same tone as Lilo and Stitch, and is more capitalist friendly.
A book.
That Warned you about the rewriting of history.
Was rewritten.
A book.
That Warned you about the rewriting of history.
Was rewritten.
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
There's an animated film adaptation of animal farm coming out. But, they changed the plot in the same tone as Lilo and Stitch, and is more capitalist friendly.
A book.
That Warned you about the rewriting of history.
Was rewritten.
A book.
That Warned you about the rewriting of history.
Was rewritten.
Did he say Urine for a treat?!
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Did he say Urine for a treat?!
The day after my girlfriend and I upgraded our PCs, AMD announces a broad strokes GPU price increase.
Lol eat it
Lol eat it
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The day after my girlfriend and I upgraded our PCs, AMD announces a broad strokes GPU price increase.
Lol eat it
Lol eat it
I'm glad the people who waited in line at Target for Black Friday got royally FUCKED by their "doorbuster deal"
Serves you right for going to Target.
Serves you right for going to Target.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm glad the people who waited in line at Target for Black Friday got royally FUCKED by their "doorbuster deal"
Serves you right for going to Target.
Serves you right for going to Target.
CHICAGOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The bears are good again!!!
The bears are good again!!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
CHICAGOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The bears are good again!!!
The bears are good again!!!
Wrong answers only, what is this?
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Wrong answers only, what is this?
Broke: "I listen to everything."
Joke: "I like all music."
Woke: "I'm polyjamorous."
Joke: "I like all music."
Woke: "I'm polyjamorous."
October 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Broke: "I listen to everything."
Joke: "I like all music."
Woke: "I'm polyjamorous."
Joke: "I like all music."
Woke: "I'm polyjamorous."
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Seen in Wrigleyville
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Seen in Wrigleyville
Reposted by Chris Escalante
Forgive me, Chicago, I was not aware of your game
October 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Forgive me, Chicago, I was not aware of your game
Reposted by Chris Escalante
I don’t usually do the whole “go check out my latest video” thing but this might be the most important thing I’ve ever posted:
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I don’t usually do the whole “go check out my latest video” thing but this might be the most important thing I’ve ever posted:
If you watch the cow hoof videos on tiktok, you have a foot fetish. I don't make the rules
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you watch the cow hoof videos on tiktok, you have a foot fetish. I don't make the rules
Still thinking about the line my friend dropped on me the other day:
"It is a proud and storied American tradition to be intensely invested in one's own immigrant roots and to absolutely despise everyone who got off the boat even one minute after your people did."
"It is a proud and storied American tradition to be intensely invested in one's own immigrant roots and to absolutely despise everyone who got off the boat even one minute after your people did."
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Still thinking about the line my friend dropped on me the other day:
"It is a proud and storied American tradition to be intensely invested in one's own immigrant roots and to absolutely despise everyone who got off the boat even one minute after your people did."
"It is a proud and storied American tradition to be intensely invested in one's own immigrant roots and to absolutely despise everyone who got off the boat even one minute after your people did."