Chris Escalante
@brightdystopia.bsky.social
Voice Actor | No brain only soul | Amateur Enthusiast |Terminally Latino | Bi-flag | he/they | Guest of many places for TTRPGs
https://bio.link/chrisescalante
cescalante1128@gmail.com
https://bio.link/chrisescalante
cescalante1128@gmail.com
Pinned
We're all moving to this place so reminded that I am available for hire and/or commission
Wrong answers only, what is this?
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Wrong answers only, what is this?
Broke: "I listen to everything."
Joke: "I like all music."
Woke: "I'm polyjamorous."
Joke: "I like all music."
Woke: "I'm polyjamorous."
October 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Broke: "I listen to everything."
Joke: "I like all music."
Woke: "I'm polyjamorous."
Joke: "I like all music."
Woke: "I'm polyjamorous."
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Seen in Wrigleyville
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Seen in Wrigleyville
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Forgive me, Chicago, I was not aware of your game
October 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Forgive me, Chicago, I was not aware of your game
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I don’t usually do the whole “go check out my latest video” thing but this might be the most important thing I’ve ever posted:
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I don’t usually do the whole “go check out my latest video” thing but this might be the most important thing I’ve ever posted:
If you watch the cow hoof videos on tiktok, you have a foot fetish. I don't make the rules
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you watch the cow hoof videos on tiktok, you have a foot fetish. I don't make the rules
Still thinking about the line my friend dropped on me the other day:
"It is a proud and storied American tradition to be intensely invested in one's own immigrant roots and to absolutely despise everyone who got off the boat even one minute after your people did."
"It is a proud and storied American tradition to be intensely invested in one's own immigrant roots and to absolutely despise everyone who got off the boat even one minute after your people did."
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Still thinking about the line my friend dropped on me the other day:
"It is a proud and storied American tradition to be intensely invested in one's own immigrant roots and to absolutely despise everyone who got off the boat even one minute after your people did."
"It is a proud and storied American tradition to be intensely invested in one's own immigrant roots and to absolutely despise everyone who got off the boat even one minute after your people did."
"NOW YOU SEE ME" IS GETTING A THIRD INSTALLMENT?!?!? And after calling the last one "Now You See me 2" THIS ONE Is being titled Now you see me, Now you don't!?!!??! I'm going to have an absolute CRASHOUT over this. This trash movie series has me by the BALLS. I cannot wait.
October 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"NOW YOU SEE ME" IS GETTING A THIRD INSTALLMENT?!?!? And after calling the last one "Now You See me 2" THIS ONE Is being titled Now you see me, Now you don't!?!!??! I'm going to have an absolute CRASHOUT over this. This trash movie series has me by the BALLS. I cannot wait.
They spoiled some of the new mega evolutions in Pokémon, and Mega Starmie is just...
October 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
They spoiled some of the new mega evolutions in Pokémon, and Mega Starmie is just...
Timeline break for fluff and nonsense: The James Gunn Superman is Great. Furthermore, it's what Superman fans have wanted this WHOLE time. A Superman who's more empathetic and Human. a Luthor who drops BARS. And if the justice gang doesn't get their own movie I will fucking RIOT.
October 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Timeline break for fluff and nonsense: The James Gunn Superman is Great. Furthermore, it's what Superman fans have wanted this WHOLE time. A Superman who's more empathetic and Human. a Luthor who drops BARS. And if the justice gang doesn't get their own movie I will fucking RIOT.
Should you worry about getting hantavirus at your I.T. job? I hate it here...
October 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Should you worry about getting hantavirus at your I.T. job? I hate it here...
Should I do an unboxing on stream tn?
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Should I do an unboxing on stream tn?
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Happy International Holiday October 3rd to all who celebrate~!❤️🎉❤️⏱️📖
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Happy International Holiday October 3rd to all who celebrate~!❤️🎉❤️⏱️📖
Wasn't sure why this was supposed to be funny. Googled 56 in Japanese. That's a sensible chuckle right there.
October 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Wasn't sure why this was supposed to be funny. Googled 56 in Japanese. That's a sensible chuckle right there.
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I don't know much, but I do know I don't want to live in a place where authentic churros and horchata don't exist.
September 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I don't know much, but I do know I don't want to live in a place where authentic churros and horchata don't exist.
Idea for a shirt for creatives: ::sniff:: Who Arted?
September 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Idea for a shirt for creatives: ::sniff:: Who Arted?
Credit card stickers are millenial click bait, and im fully falling for it. Wanna guess my credit limit approximately?
September 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Credit card stickers are millenial click bait, and im fully falling for it. Wanna guess my credit limit approximately?
Gf said that watching me talk to friends feels like she's watching Dropout TV, and I've never been so flattered in my whole life
September 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Gf said that watching me talk to friends feels like she's watching Dropout TV, and I've never been so flattered in my whole life
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Faeries can’t possibly be worse than our current reality.
I’m about to go walk into a mushroom circle and scream out my whole government name.
I’m about to go walk into a mushroom circle and scream out my whole government name.
September 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Faeries can’t possibly be worse than our current reality.
I’m about to go walk into a mushroom circle and scream out my whole government name.
I’m about to go walk into a mushroom circle and scream out my whole government name.
Who here is not military but knows, for one reason or another, how to fly an F16, apache attack bird, or drive a Tiger II crank start?
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Who here is not military but knows, for one reason or another, how to fly an F16, apache attack bird, or drive a Tiger II crank start?
I sing in the shower but, but I do a whole backstory. I'm a diva who uses professional equipment, so I grab my dick and say "mic check one, two!" so my sound guy gets good levels
September 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I sing in the shower but, but I do a whole backstory. I'm a diva who uses professional equipment, so I grab my dick and say "mic check one, two!" so my sound guy gets good levels
Shelter told me she was a Dachshund/Spaniel Mix... Well fuck me I guess
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Shelter told me she was a Dachshund/Spaniel Mix... Well fuck me I guess
How's your night goin?
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
How's your night goin?
His last words were, "Some deaths are necessary for us to have a 2nd amendment."
...like I know I shouldn't laugh, but...
...like I know I shouldn't laugh, but...
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
His last words were, "Some deaths are necessary for us to have a 2nd amendment."
...like I know I shouldn't laugh, but...
...like I know I shouldn't laugh, but...