Chris Escalante
@brightdystopia.bsky.social
Voice Actor | No brain only soul | Amateur Enthusiast |Terminally Latino | Bi-flag | he/they | Guest of many places for TTRPGs
https://bio.link/chrisescalante
cescalante1128@gmail.com
https://bio.link/chrisescalante
cescalante1128@gmail.com
Wrong answers only, what is this?
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Wrong answers only, what is this?
They spoiled some of the new mega evolutions in Pokémon, and Mega Starmie is just...
October 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
They spoiled some of the new mega evolutions in Pokémon, and Mega Starmie is just...
Should I do an unboxing on stream tn?
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Should I do an unboxing on stream tn?
Wasn't sure why this was supposed to be funny. Googled 56 in Japanese. That's a sensible chuckle right there.
October 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Wasn't sure why this was supposed to be funny. Googled 56 in Japanese. That's a sensible chuckle right there.
Credit card stickers are millenial click bait, and im fully falling for it. Wanna guess my credit limit approximately?
September 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Credit card stickers are millenial click bait, and im fully falling for it. Wanna guess my credit limit approximately?
Shelter told me she was a Dachshund/Spaniel Mix... Well fuck me I guess
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Shelter told me she was a Dachshund/Spaniel Mix... Well fuck me I guess
How's your night goin?
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
How's your night goin?
At the end of this video DM Babe Dolan as the grandma screams when the piano falls on her. I need someone to tell me that it doesn't sound like Tom Kenny doing a Spongebob scream, and that I'm being crazy. But I also need YOU to believe it when you say it to me.
September 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
At the end of this video DM Babe Dolan as the grandma screams when the piano falls on her. I need someone to tell me that it doesn't sound like Tom Kenny doing a Spongebob scream, and that I'm being crazy. But I also need YOU to believe it when you say it to me.
Day 1 (2months old) --> Day 37.
I'm afraid I accidentally rescued a large dog. They said she was part Dachshund! WTF is this?!
I'm afraid I accidentally rescued a large dog. They said she was part Dachshund! WTF is this?!
August 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Day 1 (2months old) --> Day 37.
I'm afraid I accidentally rescued a large dog. They said she was part Dachshund! WTF is this?!
I'm afraid I accidentally rescued a large dog. They said she was part Dachshund! WTF is this?!
Does your dog play dead? Without incentives?
August 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Does your dog play dead? Without incentives?
I rescued 2 month old puppy this weekend, and her name is Princess Hotdog and she looks at you like this 90% of the time:
August 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I rescued 2 month old puppy this weekend, and her name is Princess Hotdog and she looks at you like this 90% of the time:
Hehe, she dreamin she supa man
August 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Hehe, she dreamin she supa man
Swimsuit calendar soon
August 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Swimsuit calendar soon
I was sad it didn't work out with scratch last week. His trainer said she'd end up taking him for herself since he's failed to function normally in 2 houses now. But I got convinced to try again, and so far, the exp. is a total 180. Meet Princess HotDog von Giardinera Chubbyfoot. HotDog for short.
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I was sad it didn't work out with scratch last week. His trainer said she'd end up taking him for herself since he's failed to function normally in 2 houses now. But I got convinced to try again, and so far, the exp. is a total 180. Meet Princess HotDog von Giardinera Chubbyfoot. HotDog for short.
Today marks the release of the Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball after a 6-7 year hiatus. I loved this show before but the first episode of the new season is a 25 minute long joke about eating the rich. I am riding this high for the rest of the morning.
July 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today marks the release of the Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball after a 6-7 year hiatus. I loved this show before but the first episode of the new season is a 25 minute long joke about eating the rich. I am riding this high for the rest of the morning.
Vacationing at my brother's home/farm
July 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Vacationing at my brother's home/farm
Going outside my usual haunts to do this
twitch.tv/ChristopiaVO
twitch.tv/ChristopiaVO
June 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Going outside my usual haunts to do this
twitch.tv/ChristopiaVO
twitch.tv/ChristopiaVO
Whoa, there Jimmy Johns. All that for MY birthday? You shouldn't have. Ope Ho ho hoooo waaait a minute, you almost got me to buy one of your lazily slapped together sandiwches just so I can eat a half inflated bag of those gatekept and oft craved stale mistakes you call chips. So close!
June 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Whoa, there Jimmy Johns. All that for MY birthday? You shouldn't have. Ope Ho ho hoooo waaait a minute, you almost got me to buy one of your lazily slapped together sandiwches just so I can eat a half inflated bag of those gatekept and oft craved stale mistakes you call chips. So close!
A penguin threw the first pitch at today's white Sox game
June 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A penguin threw the first pitch at today's white Sox game
This is DJ Zeetus Lapetus. Happy pride
June 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is DJ Zeetus Lapetus. Happy pride
Obvious Fae trap
June 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Obvious Fae trap
It's not a video game until they add fishing to it. #headliners
May 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It's not a video game until they add fishing to it. #headliners
I got it. I had fun, good end to a rough day. Matt Dinniman is a damn funny guy
May 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I got it. I had fun, good end to a rough day. Matt Dinniman is a damn funny guy
