Note to self: don’t use the word “succumb“ while using voice to text.
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Note to self: don’t use the word “succumb“ while using voice to text.
I can’t understand half the words they’re saying, but “Shoresy” is a delight.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I can’t understand half the words they’re saying, but “Shoresy” is a delight.
What is the worst Christmas song, and why is it “Christmas Wrapping”?
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What is the worst Christmas song, and why is it “Christmas Wrapping”?
Get yourself a partner that looks at you the way Mazzy looks at my breakfast.
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Get yourself a partner that looks at you the way Mazzy looks at my breakfast.
My name is Bridget and I brought the pecan pie.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My name is Bridget and I brought the pecan pie.
It always hurts to ask.
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It always hurts to ask.
Parent-teacher conference treats.
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Parent-teacher conference treats.
We found a place that was already selling live trees, so we decided to get a jump on things.
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We found a place that was already selling live trees, so we decided to get a jump on things.
It’s salmon-jumping season, y’all!
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It’s salmon-jumping season, y’all!
There is someone in this building with my name. I don’t like it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
There is someone in this building with my name. I don’t like it.
I watched “The Substance,” and I know I’m tardy to the party but I have a lot of opinions.
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I watched “The Substance,” and I know I’m tardy to the party but I have a lot of opinions.
Reposted by Bridget
Will I ever get over the novelty of texting people from a plane?
October 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Will I ever get over the novelty of texting people from a plane?
Just a reminder that the 1992 movie “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is dope.
Just try to forget that Kristy Swanson turned out to be a horrible person
Just try to forget that Kristy Swanson turned out to be a horrible person
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
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October 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just a reminder that the 1992 movie “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is dope.
Just try to forget that Kristy Swanson turned out to be a horrible person
Just try to forget that Kristy Swanson turned out to be a horrible person
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Weird Al
Fall Out Boy
The Monkees
End of list.
Weird Al
Fall Out Boy
The Monkees
End of list.
Define your music tatse in eight artists
Hmm okay:
Wu-Tang Clan
Dead Kennedys
The Clash
Mastodon
Kate Bush
Clipse
David Bowie
Merle Haggard
Hmm okay:
Wu-Tang Clan
Dead Kennedys
The Clash
Mastodon
Kate Bush
Clipse
David Bowie
Merle Haggard
Define your music taste in eight artists:
the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
October 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Weird Al
Fall Out Boy
The Monkees
End of list.
Weird Al
Fall Out Boy
The Monkees
End of list.
Mazzy is going as a Copywriter for Halloween.
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Mazzy is going as a Copywriter for Halloween.
Not me sobbing when Andy’s daughter came out to dance in DWTS and they changed the lyrics to “Jump in the Line” to include her name.
Who even am I anymore?!
Who even am I anymore?!
October 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Not me sobbing when Andy’s daughter came out to dance in DWTS and they changed the lyrics to “Jump in the Line” to include her name.
Who even am I anymore?!
Who even am I anymore?!
Me: I wonder if I would enjoy Studio Ghibli films…
She: They’re kinda cringe, so probably.
She: They’re kinda cringe, so probably.
October 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Me: I wonder if I would enjoy Studio Ghibli films…
She: They’re kinda cringe, so probably.
She: They’re kinda cringe, so probably.
I watched “Tammy & the T-Rex” today. I can’t say I would recommend it, but man I’m glad I watched it.
October 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I watched “Tammy & the T-Rex” today. I can’t say I would recommend it, but man I’m glad I watched it.
Watching David Lynch’s “Dune.” We’ll see if this is a live-skeeting type of film.
September 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Watching David Lynch’s “Dune.” We’ll see if this is a live-skeeting type of film.
When I was in college, I used to love playing @WWE video games on the PS2. I would create a character that looked like me (if in better shape), and then kick the ass of every professional wrestler available to me…and all my friends’ created characters.
September 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When I was in college, I used to love playing @WWE video games on the PS2. I would create a character that looked like me (if in better shape), and then kick the ass of every professional wrestler available to me…and all my friends’ created characters.
Mental health walks are terrible for my mental health.
Sent from my mental health walk.
Sent from my mental health walk.
September 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Mental health walks are terrible for my mental health.
Sent from my mental health walk.
Sent from my mental health walk.