My name is Bridget and I brought the garlic cheese rolls.

My name is Bridget and I brought the ham.

“I wonder how many other cunty trees there are with giant leopard-print bows this season,” my daughter mused.

I have chosen Option 1.

I know Johns and Jennys and Bobs and Britneys deal with this all the time. But NOT MEEEEEEEEE.

I have now also watched “Bugonia.” Another weird one. But much better.

How was it nominated for an Oscar? (Pretty women + unconventional choice = accolades)

Demi Moore was great, though.

Like, it would have been 1000x better if the budget was $2m. Then I could forgive a lot issues with the plot and the acting.

My husband and I have been watching shitty old horror movies lately, with ridiculous violence and gratuitous nudity. The Substance would have been perfect for that.