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So… I’m in Seattle and I have started getting ads for this and I am genuinely unsure what to make of it. pumpkinsutra.com
Pumpkinsutra – Tricks, Treats, and Things That Bump In The Night
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October 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
So… I’m in Seattle and I have started getting ads for this and I am genuinely unsure what to make of it. pumpkinsutra.com
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They look like they're about to demand the surrender of Paddington Bear to the authorities.
Steen claims the political consensus has never been so out of kilter with the grassroots desire for an alternative voice
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
They look like they're about to demand the surrender of Paddington Bear to the authorities.
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
Do I know any cool kids in Chicago?
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Do I know any cool kids in Chicago?
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it’s my favourite ship dynamic
July 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
it’s my favourite ship dynamic
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calm tf down, samsung washing machine
July 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
calm tf down, samsung washing machine
Just realized I have trans pride flag dice!
June 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Just realized I have trans pride flag dice!
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brian lehrer: what was your phone call with cuomo like last night?
zohran mamdani: [looooong pause] it was befitting of this moment
zohran mamdani: [looooong pause] it was befitting of this moment
June 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
brian lehrer: what was your phone call with cuomo like last night?
zohran mamdani: [looooong pause] it was befitting of this moment
zohran mamdani: [looooong pause] it was befitting of this moment
Cuck chair: Advanced Mode
May 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Cuck chair: Advanced Mode
Roughly 30 years ago, my high school psychology class conditioned us to salivate at the word “Pavlov”. It’s still effective.
May 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Roughly 30 years ago, my high school psychology class conditioned us to salivate at the word “Pavlov”. It’s still effective.
You do not belong there. You are not a plant.
March 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You do not belong there. You are not a plant.
So, I’m leaving the house when I spy this. I have never seen this thing before and have no idea where it came from.
February 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So, I’m leaving the house when I spy this. I have never seen this thing before and have no idea where it came from.
New plant shelf for the sunroom!
February 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
New plant shelf for the sunroom!
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girl flirting with the guy next to me: i need some fresh air, wanna come outside with me?
me, mysteriously: i need way fresher air than they have outside.
me, mysteriously: i need way fresher air than they have outside.
January 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
girl flirting with the guy next to me: i need some fresh air, wanna come outside with me?
me, mysteriously: i need way fresher air than they have outside.
me, mysteriously: i need way fresher air than they have outside.
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If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys
November 19, 2024 at 8:48 PM
If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys
This reminds me of the friend recounting his trip to Japan when he confused brothel and hostel.
tonight my friend said "bukkake" when she meant "seppuku" and let me tell you it was a SHARP plot twist in her story
April 24, 2024 at 5:11 PM
This reminds me of the friend recounting his trip to Japan when he confused brothel and hostel.
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August 22, 2023 at 11:01 PM
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I fuckin love this site
September 29, 2023 at 6:19 PM
I fuckin love this site
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as per ritual, all of Feinstein’s interns will be interred with her. That’s why they’re called interns.
September 29, 2023 at 12:54 PM
as per ritual, all of Feinstein’s interns will be interred with her. That’s why they’re called interns.
Sometimes I think about the amount of time I spent in IRC with Edward Snowden
Y'all ever have weird shit that happened online just pop into your brain for no reason? Today I remembered a guy on my world of Warcraft forum getting so mad he took a picture of him pointing a rifle at a printout of someone elses character's skill tree
September 29, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Sometimes I think about the amount of time I spent in IRC with Edward Snowden
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