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Brian Matzke
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Digital humanities librarian and literary historian. I enjoy books and movies, especially science fiction. Also website design, data visualization, digital preservation, and other similarly nerdy things.
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ctdh.io
September 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The shape of milk jugs recently changed slightly and I’m still a little thrown off every time I grab the milk, which I guess means that milk has gone woke?
August 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I hate the word “grooming.” I hate it when the right uses it & when the left uses it, like I’ve come to hate “woke” & “trigger warning” & so many other thought-killing cliches that are dropped in sentence-fragment comments on social media posts. I’m exhausted by the parataxis of internet discourse.
July 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“If you have a problem with management you can talk to HR.”

Management and HR:
July 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Stephen Colbert should join up with Conan O-Brien to create an unstoppable multimedia variety show hosting/podcasting empire.
Team ColCo?
Team Coco-Colbert (but in like the Coca-Cola font)?
July 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wild that "conscious uncoupling" is no longer the funniest piece of relationship drama that Chris Martin has been a part of.
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"Our research shows that students find running difficult and frequently avoid doing it, so we are offering wheelchairs that can easily be integrated into your curriculum."
"But I'm a gym teacher and this is a track & field class."

This is what talking to EdTech vendors about A.I. is like.
July 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Question for Academic Bluesky: Sorting Things Out is 25 years old--what is a more recent work that examines categories and classification, building on Bowker and Star?
June 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.
Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons: "If you look before January 20, and even after January 20, the men & women of ICE did not have to have masks on their face. Me personally, I don't want those officers having to wear masks bc it's hot, it's dangerous. But ICE agents are being doxxed at a horrible rate"
June 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
June 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A lot of D'Onofrio characters would probably endorse Cuomo. Gomer Pyle, Carl Rudolph Stargher, Vic Hoskins, Wilson Fisk....

Something tells me Abbie Hoffman would go a different way though.
June 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Not only an issue with programming--building, maintaining, & fixing systems are 3 mutually reinforcing processes, & when you outsource any 1 of those you undermine your ability to do the other 2, which is a fundamental danger that gen AI poses to some (not all! but probably many) kinds of work.
The *moment* chatgpt regurgitates some slop code, it becomes code the programmer has no mental model for, and definitely can't be fucked to read instead of giving it another pass through the bullshit machine.

The programmer cannot maintain code, which is like 90% of what programming *is*
June 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I've officially been granted tenure and promoted to the rank of Associate Librarian.
June 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Do me a favor and vote for Spike Lee here so my favorite movies podcast will cover his films.
MARCH MADNESS — BLANK CHECK
www.blankcheckpod.com
March 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism
Let’s see what motivates this guy to join DOG…oh
February 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!
February 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I’m celebrating my 41st birthday today and Trayvon Martin should be celebrating his 30th birthday today.
February 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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God bless
January 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If this were France we'd be on general strike and flooding the streets by now.
January 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It is definitely worth everyone's time to make a few quick phone calls. This is horrifying and must be loudly opposed.
January 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
See also: Roseanne’s recent rap song, “Daddy’s Home”. The world is burning because of the unresolved trauma of septuagenarian child abuse survivors.
On the one hand I think psychoanalysis is congenitally misogynist, and its popular reemergence is a symptom of backlash that will ultimately be wielded against the cause of women’s freedom. On the other hand, conservatives keep saying shit like this.
January 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Tom Morello was right.
And now, we are living in the bonafide Rage Against the Machine era.
It is time to organize.
Our government is not failing us, it is actively trying to destroy us.
#ResistForRealThisTIme
January 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Tip from @snowjob.bsky.social

If you have a whitehouse.gov link you want to access and it is down, try replacing "www.whitehouse.gov" with "bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov"

The national archives is still doing its job for now.
January 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM