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Will probably mostly post about nudism and tabletop RPG's. Ergo, nsfw at times, obviously. Occasionally streams video games nude at https://joystick.tv/t/u/breakfast?t=ddf9a439&c=bs
Fell down the stairs while getting ready for the spa today and got a compression fracture in my spine. Doctor says he'd expect a full recovery and it's minor, but I'll not be streaming for a few weeks.
Really puts a damper on my exercise progress!
Really puts a damper on my exercise progress!
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Fell down the stairs while getting ready for the spa today and got a compression fracture in my spine. Doctor says he'd expect a full recovery and it's minor, but I'll not be streaming for a few weeks.
Really puts a damper on my exercise progress!
Really puts a damper on my exercise progress!
I'm trying not to overwork myself and fizzle out, but I'm genuinely enjoying the gym so much. I used to be much more active in general, but I became more sedentary following my surgery.
Getting on the treadmill and elliptical machine feels amazing and I sweat so much but it feels so good.
Getting on the treadmill and elliptical machine feels amazing and I sweat so much but it feels so good.
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I'm trying not to overwork myself and fizzle out, but I'm genuinely enjoying the gym so much. I used to be much more active in general, but I became more sedentary following my surgery.
Getting on the treadmill and elliptical machine feels amazing and I sweat so much but it feels so good.
Getting on the treadmill and elliptical machine feels amazing and I sweat so much but it feels so good.
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“I wish I had a big dick” it definitely has its perks, but just to warn after you piss: you will shake your cock and shake your cock and shake your cock, but when you put your dick back in your pants, a little piss may dribble out in your underwear regardless.
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
“I wish I had a big dick” it definitely has its perks, but just to warn after you piss: you will shake your cock and shake your cock and shake your cock, but when you put your dick back in your pants, a little piss may dribble out in your underwear regardless.
Planet Fitness was really welcoming! Had new member orientation and then a strength class and some cardio!
Learned that ellipticals don't work for me 'cause of my long-ass legs. Also, I was kinda surprised how small the locker rooms are. Not unpleasant or crowded, just smaller than I'd envisioned.
Learned that ellipticals don't work for me 'cause of my long-ass legs. Also, I was kinda surprised how small the locker rooms are. Not unpleasant or crowded, just smaller than I'd envisioned.
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Planet Fitness was really welcoming! Had new member orientation and then a strength class and some cardio!
Learned that ellipticals don't work for me 'cause of my long-ass legs. Also, I was kinda surprised how small the locker rooms are. Not unpleasant or crowded, just smaller than I'd envisioned.
Learned that ellipticals don't work for me 'cause of my long-ass legs. Also, I was kinda surprised how small the locker rooms are. Not unpleasant or crowded, just smaller than I'd envisioned.
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In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
I wanna go to Mixers' Chistmas Eve Underwear Party so fucking BADDDDDDDD but I have a cold 😭
Christmas Eve won't fall on a Jocks and Socks night again until 2031.
Christmas Eve won't fall on a Jocks and Socks night again until 2031.
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I wanna go to Mixers' Chistmas Eve Underwear Party so fucking BADDDDDDDD but I have a cold 😭
Christmas Eve won't fall on a Jocks and Socks night again until 2031.
Christmas Eve won't fall on a Jocks and Socks night again until 2031.
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You rarely hear about the fourth ghost, who showed Scrooge how he’d look with bangs
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You rarely hear about the fourth ghost, who showed Scrooge how he’d look with bangs
Good to get naked after a long day visiting family!
December 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Good to get naked after a long day visiting family!
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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Whenever I say I’m getting a massage, guys nod sagely and say “happy ending?”
No bitch. If I want a half hearted hand job from someone who doesn’t like me - I’ll do it myself
No bitch. If I want a half hearted hand job from someone who doesn’t like me - I’ll do it myself
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Whenever I say I’m getting a massage, guys nod sagely and say “happy ending?”
No bitch. If I want a half hearted hand job from someone who doesn’t like me - I’ll do it myself
No bitch. If I want a half hearted hand job from someone who doesn’t like me - I’ll do it myself
Nothing is more damaging to my reputation as a top than the way I act in straight guys' rooms on Joystick.
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Nothing is more damaging to my reputation as a top than the way I act in straight guys' rooms on Joystick.
Today, I learned that the way I had always instinctively interpreted the old lady who swallowed the fly song is not the most common interpretation. While the interpretation I discovered tonight makes more sense (though is still obviously silly), mine is funnier, imho.
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Today, I learned that the way I had always instinctively interpreted the old lady who swallowed the fly song is not the most common interpretation. While the interpretation I discovered tonight makes more sense (though is still obviously silly), mine is funnier, imho.
I'll post a dick pic tomorrow or whatever, but this Kellogg's box has got me mad.
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I'll post a dick pic tomorrow or whatever, but this Kellogg's box has got me mad.
NO, it's fucking NOT! For a given volume, a sphere famously has the LEAST surface area to glaze!
Also, this is not the correct formula for the surface area of a torus!
Also, this is not the correct formula for the surface area of a torus!
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
NO, it's fucking NOT! For a given volume, a sphere famously has the LEAST surface area to glaze!
Also, this is not the correct formula for the surface area of a torus!
Also, this is not the correct formula for the surface area of a torus!
I'm a little nervous that the one stop my husband and I are making on our European trip where we don't speak the language at all is also the one place that we're not meeting someone who lives there and can help us out.
How do you say "Please don't hate me, I'll be on my way in 24 hours" in French?
How do you say "Please don't hate me, I'll be on my way in 24 hours" in French?
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm a little nervous that the one stop my husband and I are making on our European trip where we don't speak the language at all is also the one place that we're not meeting someone who lives there and can help us out.
How do you say "Please don't hate me, I'll be on my way in 24 hours" in French?
How do you say "Please don't hate me, I'll be on my way in 24 hours" in French?
Spent last night at a friend's house playing board games and snuggling, and this morning huffin' pits and lickin' hole and gettin' my dick sucked.
Just got back, and my husband ordered me Ethiopian food.
God is good.
Just got back, and my husband ordered me Ethiopian food.
God is good.
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Spent last night at a friend's house playing board games and snuggling, and this morning huffin' pits and lickin' hole and gettin' my dick sucked.
Just got back, and my husband ordered me Ethiopian food.
God is good.
Just got back, and my husband ordered me Ethiopian food.
God is good.
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No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
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in Europe there's something in the water that will make a complete stranger tell you that they can go doctor for free, and you should ask for public healthcare because it's clearly better. in America there's just poison in the water. we are all fighting our own battles
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
in Europe there's something in the water that will make a complete stranger tell you that they can go doctor for free, and you should ask for public healthcare because it's clearly better. in America there's just poison in the water. we are all fighting our own battles
Me gustó Lux. Voy a tener que escucharlo otra vez, pero entiendo por que a la gente gay le gusta Rosalía.
Estoy seguro de que si hable mas español, lo disfrutaría mas.
Tal vez lo puedo escuchar cada mes, y intentar entender mas mientras aprendo.
Estoy seguro de que si hable mas español, lo disfrutaría mas.
Tal vez lo puedo escuchar cada mes, y intentar entender mas mientras aprendo.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me gustó Lux. Voy a tener que escucharlo otra vez, pero entiendo por que a la gente gay le gusta Rosalía.
Estoy seguro de que si hable mas español, lo disfrutaría mas.
Tal vez lo puedo escuchar cada mes, y intentar entender mas mientras aprendo.
Estoy seguro de que si hable mas español, lo disfrutaría mas.
Tal vez lo puedo escuchar cada mes, y intentar entender mas mientras aprendo.
Home from the bar. Night night, everybody.
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Home from the bar. Night night, everybody.
I agree but I suspect it's for different reasons.
all posts should be Bluesky Labeled with how the poster currently smells. the phone should smell them and tell us
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I agree but I suspect it's for different reasons.
There's tons I disagree with Saagar Enjeti on, but some libs truly have a cardboard cutout of him in their heads that they project opinions onto.
Conservatives are not incapable of individual thought. They can disagree with Trump's actions.
Conservatives are not incapable of individual thought. They can disagree with Trump's actions.
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
There's tons I disagree with Saagar Enjeti on, but some libs truly have a cardboard cutout of him in their heads that they project opinions onto.
Conservatives are not incapable of individual thought. They can disagree with Trump's actions.
Conservatives are not incapable of individual thought. They can disagree with Trump's actions.
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if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post
November 6, 2024 at 4:45 PM
if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post
Leaving in a few minutes to go see my new massage therapist! I got a bandaid on my toe where I just had surgery and I packed a spare bandaid and my neosporin in case this one comes off.
I hope this guy is good, 'cause he's very local (like <2 miles from my house) and very reasonably priced!
I hope this guy is good, 'cause he's very local (like <2 miles from my house) and very reasonably priced!
October 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Leaving in a few minutes to go see my new massage therapist! I got a bandaid on my toe where I just had surgery and I packed a spare bandaid and my neosporin in case this one comes off.
I hope this guy is good, 'cause he's very local (like <2 miles from my house) and very reasonably priced!
I hope this guy is good, 'cause he's very local (like <2 miles from my house) and very reasonably priced!