breakfast
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breakfast
@breakfast.forteanphenom.net
Will probably mostly post about nudism and tabletop RPG's. Ergo, nsfw at times, obviously. Occasionally streams video games nude at https://joystick.tv/t/u/breakfast?t=ddf9a439&c=bs
Spent last night at a friend's house playing board games and snuggling, and this morning huffin' pits and lickin' hole and gettin' my dick sucked.

Just got back, and my husband ordered me Ethiopian food.

God is good.
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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in Europe there's something in the water that will make a complete stranger tell you that they can go doctor for free, and you should ask for public healthcare because it's clearly better. in America there's just poison in the water. we are all fighting our own battles
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Me gustó Lux. Voy a tener que escucharlo otra vez, pero entiendo por que a la gente gay le gusta Rosalía.

Estoy seguro de que si hable mas español, lo disfrutaría mas.

Tal vez lo puedo escuchar cada mes, y intentar entender mas mientras aprendo.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Home from the bar. Night night, everybody.
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I agree but I suspect it's for different reasons.
all posts should be Bluesky Labeled with how the poster currently smells. the phone should smell them and tell us
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There's tons I disagree with Saagar Enjeti on, but some libs truly have a cardboard cutout of him in their heads that they project opinions onto.

Conservatives are not incapable of individual thought. They can disagree with Trump's actions.
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post
November 6, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Leaving in a few minutes to go see my new massage therapist! I got a bandaid on my toe where I just had surgery and I packed a spare bandaid and my neosporin in case this one comes off.

I hope this guy is good, 'cause he's very local (like <2 miles from my house) and very reasonably priced!
October 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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This is how we free ourselves - INTERVENE
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm eating a hot dog wrapped in a flour tortilla with onion and spicy pickles and dijon mustard and i think that maybe love is real and human connection is the underlying magic that God spoke into existence when he said "Let there be light"
September 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I wanna get one of those facial massages where they put their hands inside your mouth and massage the insides of your cheeks.
September 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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The censorship will continue until free speech improves
September 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If the jacked 50-something I saw today at Eataliano Market and Deli with the broad aquiline nose and the white tank top sees this:

Sir, I would do things to your balls and hole that you've never dreamed of. Please.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I have long found Brian Tyler Cohen obnoxious.

I have little interest in the Chorus/1630 story, and none of my opinion of him is on moral grounds (except that some of his arguments are flimsy, but whatev.)

I just think he's annoying.
September 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Seems that recovering from a cold triggers the same reaction in my brain as recovering from a hangover:

A rare urge to bottom
August 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Roseland Gay Campground in West Virginia
August 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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never forget that a kind word can uplift someone you've never met, leaving the world better off than if you hadn't written it
August 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Still not in LOVE with how the barber did my beard, but it's not so bad as it was day 1.
August 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
One of the downsides of having cut my own hair for like a decade is that I don't know what magic words to say to barbers to get the haircut I want. They ask what I'm looking for and I don't know like....any of the terminology?

Anyway I'm still mad about what my barber did to my beard today.
August 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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“wisdom” tooth my ass this bitch dumb af trying to come out horizontally
July 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Posted an announcement about new Discord/Joystick.tv integration in their official server, same day as an underwear pic w/ visible shaft. Got more likes on the feature update than on the pic... SO tired of only being seen as some competent developer! When will I be respected for my cock?!
July 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
One thing about me, I love calling a person by their title.
July 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Got my outfit picked out for camping next month!
July 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
not TWO hot guys coming to my place after the bar and snugglin' on my bed!
June 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM