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Brandon Boyce
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Writer. Film: #BadSamaritan (now on Amazon) APT PUPIL, WICKER PARK, VENOM (Not that Venom).
TV: UNDER THE BANNER OF HEAVEN, LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
Novels: Wherever books are sold.
Lifelong intermediate guitar player.
MS Word jumped 30% to $99.99 a year. Can I dump it for Pages? Is there anything I won’t be able to do?
October 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This laid me out. English majors, ammirite?
July 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Look at me, going to the gym at 9pm like I’m 20.
July 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The world is burning down and my new script is at page 100 and I can't decide if it's "chainsaw" or "chain saw."

(Not a family film.)
July 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Can we all agree “unsubscribe” has been a failure?
July 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is the 40-minute Alex Garland interview I needed today.
Just watched this and gotdayum Alex Garland is brilliant. Dude is just next level with his story brain.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVbt...
Alex Garland Breaks Down His Most Iconic Films
YouTube video by GQ
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April 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
These are unserious people entrusted with serious jobs.
April 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You never hear about Writer Appreciation Day.
April 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thought I’d give Spirit Airline another shot.

Flight attendant just shut the doors then casually announced that the toilets don’t flush. “So don’t use them.”
April 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It means you know what you’re doing is bullshit. It also means you’re a coward.
I repeat. If you’re a police officer in America and you think you need to wear a mask to do your job, you shouldn’t be a police officer in America.

This is happening. This is insane. This is wrong.
March 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My Insta Reels these days are just people cleaning stuff with vinegar and baking soda.
March 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
1. Recognize that 30 days is a good start, but Reps don't take days off. They don't gear up for Midterms, or off-year elections or "swing states." They work every day, every year, in EVERY state to undermine democracy.
2. Recognize, as Reps do, that the laws that matter are made at the statehouse.
Curious what everyone thinks is the best way to have a positive or any impact on the country, during the first 30 days of the new administration.
January 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Yes. Never forget this. There are no “off-year” elections. Only elections.
Reminder that any action you take locally is a million times more impactful than worrying about Trump.
A list of LA leftist orgs you should join/support: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
January 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Now there's this new thing where you click the "unsubscribe" link on a spam email and it sends you to Google.

Anybody else experiencing this?
January 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
There are no four-letter words left to be invented.
January 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My dream is that one of the Coen Brothers rings my doorbell and tells me why Jerry Lundegaard needed the money.
January 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You never see a guy with an “O” and a fence sign.
December 25, 2024 at 7:14 PM
What about the people who thought it said “Diane Kruger effect” — because I’m in that group.
Fact. Dunning-Kruger effect.
December 11, 2024 at 6:01 PM
It doesn't matter if you were high school valedictorian, or went to an Ivy League school...if you still have the gun on you a week later, you're a fucking idiot.
December 10, 2024 at 9:04 PM
It’s hard to outrun “hand-written manifesto.”
December 9, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Being a writer means never getting a holiday bonus.
December 5, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Learn. Earn. Return.
theres cool, and then theres cool, and then theres Denzel
November 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I'm pretty sure the real goal of the great Bluesky migration is getting wanderers to stumble into this place to buy fancy notebooks. ... I've gone there nine times already.
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November 20, 2024 at 10:56 PM
This will forever be the week that:

1. I joined Bluesky and rediscovered some hope for social media.

2. Had 10,000 Maniacs stuck in my head I mean not just one song but the whole damn parade of hits which was longer than I realized anyway these are the days--
November 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
So many great images in Al Pacino’s new book, but the one I can’t shake is 70 -year-old Al just chillin with his fam at the Legoland Hotel in Denmark.
November 19, 2024 at 5:50 AM