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📍 an obama fashion show
📍 an obama fashion show
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sir brandon antony
@brandonantony.co
· Dec 2
i will not eat green eggs and ham from an opp bitch named sam!!!
when the curbside check in attendant gets out of pocket:
A friend sent me this video: A car crashed into the Delta Airlines baggage check-in area at Detroit Metro Airport
January 24, 2026 at 3:07 AM
when the curbside check in attendant gets out of pocket:
am i blanchin’
girl, we blanchin’
i live up in a mansion
girl, we blanchin’
i live up in a mansion
January 22, 2026 at 5:37 AM
am i blanchin’
girl, we blanchin’
i live up in a mansion
girl, we blanchin’
i live up in a mansion
whoever put together the sainthoax post on the beckham’s:
💐
all of the bouquets. outstanding work.
💐
all of the bouquets. outstanding work.
January 20, 2026 at 5:10 PM
whoever put together the sainthoax post on the beckham’s:
💐
all of the bouquets. outstanding work.
💐
all of the bouquets. outstanding work.
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Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away
thezebra.org
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
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Not my first time in Milan however my first time participating in Fashion Week in Milan. ❄️
Styled by @vincsmith.bsky.social
Styled by @vincsmith.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Not my first time in Milan however my first time participating in Fashion Week in Milan. ❄️
Styled by @vincsmith.bsky.social
Styled by @vincsmith.bsky.social
the goal this weekend:
clean and reorganize my desktop and downloads folders. oof.
clean and reorganize my desktop and downloads folders. oof.
January 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
the goal this weekend:
clean and reorganize my desktop and downloads folders. oof.
clean and reorganize my desktop and downloads folders. oof.
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My daily affirmation: Not only am I going to survive this regime, I’m going to come out on the other side even better than when I went in.
January 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
My daily affirmation: Not only am I going to survive this regime, I’m going to come out on the other side even better than when I went in.
i *just* said last week that i felt deep down in my spirit that newsom was going to pull another idiotic stunt.
…and look tf at that.
…and look tf at that.
January 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
i *just* said last week that i felt deep down in my spirit that newsom was going to pull another idiotic stunt.
…and look tf at that.
…and look tf at that.
the new neighbors have a newborn baby and they keep bringing it outside to cry in the front yard as if it’s a neighborhood responsibility. 😪
hold my calls. my turn.
hold my calls. my turn.
![A screenshot of Meryl Streep as Mary Louise in “Big Little Lies” screaming at the dinner table. The image also has text that says “[screams]”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uxpdddsekpozjqdkjnhlowbw/bafkreieskhfpwzfpqu4abzar57gzs5jt6p45lbxjmedttk7jz74yo2ktki@jpeg)
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
the new neighbors have a newborn baby and they keep bringing it outside to cry in the front yard as if it’s a neighborhood responsibility. 😪
hold my calls. my turn.
hold my calls. my turn.
thumbs up to verizon for this insane outage. 😑
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
thumbs up to verizon for this insane outage. 😑
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"Sinners" just won at the Golden Globes for Cinematic and Box Office Achievement
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
"Sinners" just won at the Golden Globes for Cinematic and Box Office Achievement
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2025 was a stretch + release year. i’m claiming 2026 as a year of ease + increase.
January 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
2025 was a stretch + release year. i’m claiming 2026 as a year of ease + increase.
if you want it
if you want it
if you want it
🗣️ YEAHHHH!!!
if you want it
if you want it
🗣️ YEAHHHH!!!
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
if you want it
if you want it
if you want it
🗣️ YEAHHHH!!!
if you want it
if you want it
🗣️ YEAHHHH!!!
“i’m never spending $300 on glasses. look at this two pack of…”
wrong girl, tiktok.
wrong. girl.
wrong girl, tiktok.
wrong. girl.
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
“i’m never spending $300 on glasses. look at this two pack of…”
wrong girl, tiktok.
wrong. girl.
wrong girl, tiktok.
wrong. girl.
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20 years ago
rings rather true.
rings rather true.
Special Alert: Horoscope U.S.A.
A planetary configuration not seen since 1776 is coming our way, heralding chaos, revolution, and rebirth.
www.vanityfair.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
20 years ago
rings rather true.
rings rather true.
tehran is back on apple tv. 🤯
the pitt is back on hbo max. 🤯
industry comes back on 1/11. 😌
hijack comes back 1/14. 🥹
i am rich in pending viewing hours.
the pitt is back on hbo max. 🤯
industry comes back on 1/11. 😌
hijack comes back 1/14. 🥹
i am rich in pending viewing hours.
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
tehran is back on apple tv. 🤯
the pitt is back on hbo max. 🤯
industry comes back on 1/11. 😌
hijack comes back 1/14. 🥹
i am rich in pending viewing hours.
the pitt is back on hbo max. 🤯
industry comes back on 1/11. 😌
hijack comes back 1/14. 🥹
i am rich in pending viewing hours.
the universe is hilarious and i appreciate it.
heard. ☝🏽
heard. ☝🏽
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
the universe is hilarious and i appreciate it.
heard. ☝🏽
heard. ☝🏽
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i think the worst bug of our current societal landscape
is how we've normalized individualism + isolation to a degree that we forget (or are unable to weigh in full perspective) just how much life is beating EVERYBODY's ass, and not just our own.
is how we've normalized individualism + isolation to a degree that we forget (or are unable to weigh in full perspective) just how much life is beating EVERYBODY's ass, and not just our own.
January 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
i think the worst bug of our current societal landscape
is how we've normalized individualism + isolation to a degree that we forget (or are unable to weigh in full perspective) just how much life is beating EVERYBODY's ass, and not just our own.
is how we've normalized individualism + isolation to a degree that we forget (or are unable to weigh in full perspective) just how much life is beating EVERYBODY's ass, and not just our own.
re: cecred’s edge restoration and revival juice
she grabbed me by my beard and the scalp of my cheeks and said, “🗣️ CONNECT!”
☝🏽 18 days so far.
she grabbed me by my beard and the scalp of my cheeks and said, “🗣️ CONNECT!”
☝🏽 18 days so far.
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
re: cecred’s edge restoration and revival juice
she grabbed me by my beard and the scalp of my cheeks and said, “🗣️ CONNECT!”
☝🏽 18 days so far.
she grabbed me by my beard and the scalp of my cheeks and said, “🗣️ CONNECT!”
☝🏽 18 days so far.
well, this right here *hurts*.
wegman’s was one of the many things i was excited to return to when i move back.
wegman’s was one of the many things i was excited to return to when i move back.
Wegmans in New York City has begun collecting biometric data on shoppers' eyes, voices and faces from anyone who enters its supermarkets
NYC Wegmans is storing biometric data on shoppers' eyes, voices and faces
The supermarket chain says it’s a move to ensure shopper safety. Surveillance experts warn of privacy risks.
gothamist.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
well, this right here *hurts*.
wegman’s was one of the many things i was excited to return to when i move back.
wegman’s was one of the many things i was excited to return to when i move back.
“you came in.. in your herman munster shoes…”
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
“you came in.. in your herman munster shoes…”
i just watched a video of two disney cruise ships doing a horn battle.
the way i started *crying* when “we don’t talk about bruno” started playing?! because why’d they do bruno like that?!?
the way i started *crying* when “we don’t talk about bruno” started playing?! because why’d they do bruno like that?!?
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 AM
i just watched a video of two disney cruise ships doing a horn battle.
the way i started *crying* when “we don’t talk about bruno” started playing?! because why’d they do bruno like that?!?
the way i started *crying* when “we don’t talk about bruno” started playing?! because why’d they do bruno like that?!?
“we have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for us!”
permanent mood unless i’ve submitted papers saying otherwise. thank you.
permanent mood unless i’ve submitted papers saying otherwise. thank you.
December 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“we have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for us!”
permanent mood unless i’ve submitted papers saying otherwise. thank you.
permanent mood unless i’ve submitted papers saying otherwise. thank you.
“i was just thinking about karen huger. you know, she’s a friend of mine…… i did call her ‘karen hunger’ for a long time, but she is a real friend of mine.”
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
December 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“i was just thinking about karen huger. you know, she’s a friend of mine…… i did call her ‘karen hunger’ for a long time, but she is a real friend of mine.”
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
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what a sneaky way to evoke voter suppression.
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
share.google
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
what a sneaky way to evoke voter suppression.