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don’t be an idiot.

📍 seattle
missed out on the trader joe’s mystery bag sets. 😭

i did, however, find this burlap bag that features this cute retro graphic design. 😌
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
big mf mood. 🙂‍↔️
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i used to have this one hanging in my old apt.
September 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
so, you can now send payments via venmo, debit/gift card, or paypal… to the federal government… to help pay off and reduce the national public debt…….

i—
July 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
🤏🏽 thangkyaaaa. 🐝

this was a really fun one.
July 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
“you’d like to say goodbyes? mm, unfortunately the board has decided against that and they’ve already ended the call. leave your belongings and we’ll send it all to you within 90 days.”
July 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“hey, cierra? heyyy, yeahhh, wake up! we have a van outside waiting for you… you asked ‘for what?!’… well, we have a van and it’s outside waiting for you. yeah, it’s time for you to go.”
July 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
lol
May 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
me rn.
January 6, 2025 at 7:30 AM
and mine reveals what to you? sn: love that i’m a fire sign, hate that my chart is so earth and air dominant.
December 28, 2024 at 6:45 PM
????? whoa, whoa, whoa. idk, shutup?
December 26, 2024 at 10:17 PM
December 23, 2024 at 5:34 PM
sunny day onna sunday. 👋🏽😌
December 15, 2024 at 8:50 PM
OH. JANICE SOPRANO.
December 15, 2024 at 4:02 AM
me: ouuuu, i can’t wait to read tonight!

the edible:
December 14, 2024 at 6:06 AM
HELLO?!
December 13, 2024 at 9:41 PM
“you in a durag…”

it’s me, duragdaddy. ♥️
December 12, 2024 at 10:21 PM
YEAH, BITCH!
December 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM
i need to take a nap before i go to the movies… where i’ll likely take another, completely unintentional nap during the movie… mm.

yeah.
December 11, 2024 at 8:36 PM
this video of lil kim discussing k. michelle on the breakfast club will *forever* be a favorite of mine.
December 10, 2024 at 4:42 PM
two things:

1. well, yes, duo!
2. i expected lily to interrupt this moment. i was actually waiting for it to happen.
December 10, 2024 at 5:34 AM
December 8, 2024 at 2:39 AM
happy saturday. ♥️😌
November 30, 2024 at 6:47 PM
options, baby.

sometimes i wanna drink only water or tea or coffee… sometimes i want all three simultaneously. ☝🏽
November 30, 2024 at 6:23 PM
November 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM