Brad Masters.
@bradmasters.bsky.social
Trump's economy has left me unemployed and broke.
I'm getting back by selling things that mock him. Buy some stuff?
"Journalist." Satirist. Reductio ad absurdum.
TheMastersReport.com
https://buymeacoffee.com/themastersreport
I'm getting back by selling things that mock him. Buy some stuff?
"Journalist." Satirist. Reductio ad absurdum.
TheMastersReport.com
https://buymeacoffee.com/themastersreport
Well, fuck. This sucks. @paulkrugman.substack.com.web.brid.gy.
In the meantime, he doesn't even have the manners to do the world a favor and choke on a Big Mac. Sigh... "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt is avails at TheMastersReport.com
In the meantime, he doesn't even have the manners to do the world a favor and choke on a Big Mac. Sigh... "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt is avails at TheMastersReport.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Well, fuck. This sucks. @paulkrugman.substack.com.web.brid.gy.
In the meantime, he doesn't even have the manners to do the world a favor and choke on a Big Mac. Sigh... "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt is avails at TheMastersReport.com
In the meantime, he doesn't even have the manners to do the world a favor and choke on a Big Mac. Sigh... "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt is avails at TheMastersReport.com
Smart people. Don't invest in a market that you can't crash if you want to. #FML Sigh.... How much longer can the nation put up with this? "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt and other gear at TheMastersReport.com #IsHeDeadYet
January 20, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Smart people. Don't invest in a market that you can't crash if you want to. #FML Sigh.... How much longer can the nation put up with this? "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt and other gear at TheMastersReport.com #IsHeDeadYet
I have always felt that he's an abusive parent. Every time he speaks, he says, "I'll give you something to cry about."
In the meantime, "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt is avails at TheMastersReport.com
www.independent.co.uk/voices/donal...
In the meantime, "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt is avails at TheMastersReport.com
www.independent.co.uk/voices/donal...
January 20, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I have always felt that he's an abusive parent. Every time he speaks, he says, "I'll give you something to cry about."
In the meantime, "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt is avails at TheMastersReport.com
www.independent.co.uk/voices/donal...
In the meantime, "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt is avails at TheMastersReport.com
www.independent.co.uk/voices/donal...
In the voice of Morgan Freeman, "No, the President is nit capable of running the US."
Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask: If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate and House to start to take control of political power... With this erratic and mad behaviour, you have to ask... Is the President capable of running the US?
January 20, 2026 at 6:47 AM
In the voice of Morgan Freeman, "No, the President is nit capable of running the US."
The 25th Amendment! The 25th!
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January 20, 2026 at 6:26 AM
The 25th Amendment! The 25th!
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January 20, 2026 at 6:22 AM
It's an epic showdown and @donlemonofficial.bsky.social just took his hoops off for a street fight. Don't piss off the gays, we'll come for you.
#BoycotNickiMinaj
#BoycotNickiMinaj
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 AM
It's an epic showdown and @donlemonofficial.bsky.social just took his hoops off for a street fight. Don't piss off the gays, we'll come for you.
#BoycotNickiMinaj
#BoycotNickiMinaj
Every morning, I look for it.
In the meantime, "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt, mug, and other gear is avails at TheMastersReport.com
Or, buymeacoffee.com/themastersreport :)
In the meantime, "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt, mug, and other gear is avails at TheMastersReport.com
Or, buymeacoffee.com/themastersreport :)
January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Every morning, I look for it.
In the meantime, "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt, mug, and other gear is avails at TheMastersReport.com
Or, buymeacoffee.com/themastersreport :)
In the meantime, "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt, mug, and other gear is avails at TheMastersReport.com
Or, buymeacoffee.com/themastersreport :)
Trump's correspondence with Norway indicates:
1) US foreign policy is based on his feels
2) He is insane
3) He probably doesn't realize Denmark and Norway are not the same country
4) The US is completely screwed as long as he is in office
1) US foreign policy is based on his feels
2) He is insane
3) He probably doesn't realize Denmark and Norway are not the same country
4) The US is completely screwed as long as he is in office
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
States rights, states rights!
#StatesRighs
Ow, quoting Repub'ican talking points literally hurt like pounding an raspberry blue Icee on a late-August, Indian Summer evening. Never say again that I don't love Democracy, bitch.
#StatesRighs
Ow, quoting Repub'ican talking points literally hurt like pounding an raspberry blue Icee on a late-August, Indian Summer evening. Never say again that I don't love Democracy, bitch.
FUN FACT: Even if Trump pardons his entire administration and ICE goons, they can still be charged criminally by individual states.
January 17, 2026 at 4:01 AM
States rights, states rights!
#StatesRighs
Ow, quoting Repub'ican talking points literally hurt like pounding an raspberry blue Icee on a late-August, Indian Summer evening. Never say again that I don't love Democracy, bitch.
#StatesRighs
Ow, quoting Repub'ican talking points literally hurt like pounding an raspberry blue Icee on a late-August, Indian Summer evening. Never say again that I don't love Democracy, bitch.
Fed’l judge tells the administration to stop violating the rights of people in Minnesota www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
January 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
So we have more to look forward to. Sigh...
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January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
So we have more to look forward to. Sigh...
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Reposted by Brad Masters.
“No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
#FuckICE #MinnesotaStrong #MinnesotaNice #ImpeachKristiNoem
#FuckICE #MinnesotaStrong #MinnesotaNice #ImpeachKristiNoem
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
“No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
#FuckICE #MinnesotaStrong #MinnesotaNice #ImpeachKristiNoem
#FuckICE #MinnesotaStrong #MinnesotaNice #ImpeachKristiNoem
I'm mobbed up for #TeamPowell #FTW Suck it, #Trump.
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www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
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www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
January 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I'm mobbed up for #TeamPowell #FTW Suck it, #Trump.
"Is he dead yet?" t-shirt and gear at TheMastersReport.com
www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
"Is he dead yet?" t-shirt and gear at TheMastersReport.com
www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
"Ding-dong, #ICE calling..."
Reporting from #Minneapolis, an average American responds to to military ICE dropping by: I just shit my pants.
#ICECivilRightsViolations #ImpeachKristiNoem
Reporting from #Minneapolis, an average American responds to to military ICE dropping by: I just shit my pants.
#ICECivilRightsViolations #ImpeachKristiNoem
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
"Ding-dong, #ICE calling..."
Reporting from #Minneapolis, an average American responds to to military ICE dropping by: I just shit my pants.
#ICECivilRightsViolations #ImpeachKristiNoem
Reporting from #Minneapolis, an average American responds to to military ICE dropping by: I just shit my pants.
#ICECivilRightsViolations #ImpeachKristiNoem
"ICE AGENTS VERBALLY ASSAULTED AT MN RESTAURANT"
Here I fixed it for you:
"RACIST TRASH KICKED OUT OF MN RESTAURANT BY BETTER PEOPLE"
The restaurants motto:
"No ethics, no morals, no service-- since 1989"
Here I fixed it for you:
"RACIST TRASH KICKED OUT OF MN RESTAURANT BY BETTER PEOPLE"
The restaurants motto:
"No ethics, no morals, no service-- since 1989"
January 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
"ICE AGENTS VERBALLY ASSAULTED AT MN RESTAURANT"
Here I fixed it for you:
"RACIST TRASH KICKED OUT OF MN RESTAURANT BY BETTER PEOPLE"
The restaurants motto:
"No ethics, no morals, no service-- since 1989"
Here I fixed it for you:
"RACIST TRASH KICKED OUT OF MN RESTAURANT BY BETTER PEOPLE"
The restaurants motto:
"No ethics, no morals, no service-- since 1989"
If you watched what I watched and did not think that Mon Mothma was the strongest, most principled, righteous leader in that story arc, then you're the ones undervaluing women and downplaying their accomplishments. #MonMothma #Andor #StrongWomen
@johngwintroub @lavacastle #weak
@johngwintroub @lavacastle #weak
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If you watched what I watched and did not think that Mon Mothma was the strongest, most principled, righteous leader in that story arc, then you're the ones undervaluing women and downplaying their accomplishments. #MonMothma #Andor #StrongWomen
@johngwintroub @lavacastle #weak
@johngwintroub @lavacastle #weak
Nope! Coz' I'm the shallow, self-absorbed, caricature you think I am one of my hobbies is #KeepingItTight and not dying early. To accomplish this, I make all of my own meals and have years of receipts of #mealprep. NOT possible to make a #healthymeal for a full-sized adult for only $3. #Workout4Life
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Nope! Coz' I'm the shallow, self-absorbed, caricature you think I am one of my hobbies is #KeepingItTight and not dying early. To accomplish this, I make all of my own meals and have years of receipts of #mealprep. NOT possible to make a #healthymeal for a full-sized adult for only $3. #Workout4Life
January 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Hang with stupid friends, and people will think you're stupid, too. I didn't make the rules. Shrug.
January 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Hang with stupid friends, and people will think you're stupid, too. I didn't make the rules. Shrug.
Gov. Pritzker's explanation is an example of why we should be listening to smarter, better people.
#Leadership @govpritzker.illinois.gov #ICE #ImpeachKristiNoem
#Leadership @govpritzker.illinois.gov #ICE #ImpeachKristiNoem
Pritzker: The Insurrection Act is designed for circumstances where your rights can’t be protected by local authorities
This is exactly the opposite.
Your civil rights are being infringed upon by CBP and ICE, and then they want to call in troops claiming that they’re protecting CBP and ICE.
This is exactly the opposite.
Your civil rights are being infringed upon by CBP and ICE, and then they want to call in troops claiming that they’re protecting CBP and ICE.
January 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Gov. Pritzker's explanation is an example of why we should be listening to smarter, better people.
#Leadership @govpritzker.illinois.gov #ICE #ImpeachKristiNoem
#Leadership @govpritzker.illinois.gov #ICE #ImpeachKristiNoem
Oh! So, it wasn't slow during some plot points and navel-gazing in others, we're all just simple-minded. Got it. Why didn't you just say so earlier?!
Jeeze, and people call me condescending... #smh
@indigfro.bsky.social @lavacastle.bsky.social @tealbookmark.bsky.social @johngwintroub.bsky.social
Jeeze, and people call me condescending... #smh
@indigfro.bsky.social @lavacastle.bsky.social @tealbookmark.bsky.social @johngwintroub.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Oh! So, it wasn't slow during some plot points and navel-gazing in others, we're all just simple-minded. Got it. Why didn't you just say so earlier?!
Jeeze, and people call me condescending... #smh
@indigfro.bsky.social @lavacastle.bsky.social @tealbookmark.bsky.social @johngwintroub.bsky.social
Jeeze, and people call me condescending... #smh
@indigfro.bsky.social @lavacastle.bsky.social @tealbookmark.bsky.social @johngwintroub.bsky.social