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Brad Masters.
@bradmasters.bsky.social
Trump's economy has left me unemployed and broke.
I'm getting back by selling things that mock him. Buy some stuff?
"Journalist." Satirist. Reductio ad absurdum.
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@jaredkushner.bsky.social nearly loses his head when
Steve Witkoff brags that they have been developing a plan to gentrify #Gaza-- for the last two years. The Trump Administration treats everything like a shade real estate deal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If only politics worked this way.
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Tell Sawyer my dog says, "Hi!"
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"...Whenever someone says 'release the Epstein List', someone on the right will go, 'Well, Bill Clinton's on there, too.' Comedian

Is that supposed to ruin it for us?! Oh, no! Not Bill Clinton!"
#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinList @DanDocimo IG
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"He's moved the goalposts on how incompetent you can be and still keep your job."
It is impressive how #Trump and his supporters have immunized themselves from mockery by being stupider than the satirist could ever hope. #satire @cunkonlife.bsky.social

Is he dead yet?
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October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Crowd Politely Cheers Dottering Senior Citizen's Dance
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trump admits struggling on a test that detects mild cognitive impairment. “Those are very hard—they’re really aptitude tests, I guess, in a certain way, but they’re cognitive tests."
Is he dead yet? Fingers crossed.
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
October 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Trump says he received an MRI during trip to Walter Reed medical center, but-- for WHAT?
Is he dead yet? Fingers crossed. @cnn.com @cnn-news.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LIf...
October 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I keep wondering when that @mcdonaldsjp.bsky.social diet is going to catch up with him.
Is he dead yet? Fingers crossed.
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October 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Deranged senior citizen shouting medical advice at 4am.
Is he dead yet?
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October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Every morning: Is he dead yet? Fingers crossed.
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October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Is he dead yet? Fingers crossed.
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October 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Every morning: Is he dead yet? Fingers crossed.
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October 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Every morning: Is he dead yet? Fingers crossed.
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October 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Is he dead yet? Fingers crossed.
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October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Is he dead yet? Fingers crossed.
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October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How it feels trying to figure out if a #Trump supporter is just misled, or just genuinely a bad person.
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
October 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Trump supporter, Trump supporter, Trump supporter...
Violence comes from the MAGA Right.
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Not enough blood flowing to his brain, so he's crazy talking? Is he dead yet?
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www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
October 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Vice President JD Vance hosts the #CharlieKirkShow-- from the WH Ceremonial Office-- creating zero separation between Kirk's propaganda and the #DonaldTrump #MAGA Administration's official position. Zero. Goose-stepping into dictatorship...
@vp.govpeeps.us @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
September 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I don't know what this "OWO" means; I'm too busy being handsome, popular, successful, and having actual sex.
September 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Me: Excuse me, do you serve crackers here?
@crackerbarrell.bsky.social: We serve all kinds of folks here.
Oh, I love me. #crackerbarrell
August 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I have a feeling we both have an appreciation for Hieronymus Bosch.
August 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
August 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM