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Balint Rose
@br2.bsky.social
“The H.R. Giger of Food Photography.” Abstract painter. Experimental/surrealist photographer. Poet. Writer. Lazy housewife.

https://balintrose.crevado.com/

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This is Rebecca’s husband Chris.

I’m heartbroken to have to say this, but my wife Rebecca passed away suddenly yesterday morning.

Rebecca was a vibrant, passionate, funny, and caring person that lived and loved boldly and made everyone and everything around her shine.
This is Rebecca’s husband Chris.

I’m heartbroken to have to say this, but my wife Rebecca passed away suddenly yesterday morning.

Rebecca was a vibrant, passionate, funny, and caring person that lived and loved boldly and made everyone and everything around her shine.
June 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Did the Internet take a massive plunge towards Hell after the first time someone posted “actually, the animal is in distress” in response to a cute/funny puppy/cat pic or am I imagining it?
June 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Rather than having all of the streaming services at once, we rotate. It saves a bunch of money especially bc I don’t have to recap or care so much about following along with the “conversation” about shows. So yep I’m just now sitting down and watching season four of only murders in the building.
June 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hardest part about being an artist, part 240 700,698:

Picking out what pieces to submit for a show.
June 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
That lady who wrote a book went a year without sex and realized it wasn’t a big deal and like being and loving yourself is the key to happiness? Girl. Please.

They are out here just publishing anybody lmao
June 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
FYI: I’m not interested in selling my art as an NFT. Bo matter how much you offer, it’s a pass. Thanks.
June 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Went to check indeed to see if there were any local freelance/part-time photography jobs and they now require you to give them your phone number just to look through jobs. Go fuck yourself, indeed.
June 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
June 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Please enjoy and share my portfolio!

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June 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Watching House Hunters International like
Jim is a level 29 dark mage and Hazel has uploaded her consciousness to the metaverse. Their budget is 14 million dollars
June 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Jim is a level 29 dark mage and Hazel has uploaded her consciousness to the metaverse. Their budget is 14 million dollars
June 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hot take (photography edition): I like taking photos with my iPhone better than my DSLR. It’s easier, less invasive, and I like the images better. That’s just a personal preference after 20+ years
June 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Yes, behold me the world’s greatest food photojournalist. No, not for the bottle of wine. The caption, folks. Behold my caption. (Thank you. Thank you very much. Please hold your applause)
June 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My poor neighbors tried to cook (normal) and the stupid smoke detector that we have no power to turn off manually (not normal) went off and set off the building’s smoke alarm (extremely not normal) so how is your Sunday going? 🔥 🚨 🤷‍♀️🫠
June 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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This one goes out to COVID-19 Variant NB.1.8.1.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflk...
Dolly Parton - Here You Come Again (Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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June 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hi y’all! I am working on an art project and I would like to solicit your help. This is all you have to do:

Describe what you think I look like. If you had to describe me to someone who has never seen me. Doesn’t matter if you know me IRL or it’s just based on my avatar(s)/selfies I’ve shared #art
June 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Does anyone remember when they used to have those apps where you could say anything you wanted totally anonymously and then they found out that actually nope it wasn’t anonymous? People were posting the wildest shit like “I killed my brother and everyone thinks my mom did it and now she’s in prison”
June 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I got rejected from a publication for some of my photography, which is fine/normal/to be expected. And then I pulled up some past issues (which I looked at before bc I always do before submitting) and wow, I’m being so judgy right now. Oh I AM NOT WORTHY OF YOUR PAGES? But this is? Huh. OK!!!
June 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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We hear a lot from blue-governed counties about how they're standing up to ICE, but...
San Diego County received $542,734* in SCAPP Funds in 2024, which "provide federal payments to states and localities for...incarcerating undocumented criminal aliens", per the BJA.

ttps://bja.oijp.gov/funding/scaap-fy24 awards.pdf

@boltsmag.org talks about its impact up north in this article
May 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Video has been leaked showing how Elon Musk really got a black eye.
May 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I have a perfect Boomer friend who never reads her texts messages. When I call her to get a response to something I texted, she reads my texts out loud to me. Perfect; 10/10 no notes 🧑‍🍳 💋 👌
May 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Calisthenics 89
May 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Everyone should read this article bc it highlights a real issue. The Vanessas only care about Carol bc she was good at assimilating. She was a dutiful and pleasant service worker who converted to Catholicism. It’s not about being a “mom”’ it’s about Carol making her identify invisible to whites.
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
May 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Me: What if I took a picture of a woman and super imposed her face onto a man’s crotch and then put that man’s crotch on top of a woman’s vulva as she was giving birth?

Husband [deep sigh]: Honey, it’s a picture for my mom‘s birthday. Maybe just like a nice flower or something?

Me: Got it:
May 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I think I’m a great photographer, artist, and digital editor. But I’m sorry (not sorry), image resolution and sizing is still like Sanskrit to me.

new_height = (target_area / new_width)

Like. WAAAAT. Also:

width divided by height; ie 1024 width / 768 height = 1.33 or 4:3.

Double WAAAT.
May 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM