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the last king of scotrail
I say this with the full weight of developing multi billion pound megaprojects and 20 years of expertise in the field of rail engineering behind me:

this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen
Absolutely tremendous work here, no notes.

(Apart from to say that this proposal is by the actual president of RIBA)
February 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
put Mandelson in the jail
February 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 12:36 AM
there is absolutely no way these jokers are running a tram across Portobello Junction
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 5:02 AM
there's a north, south and east Ayrshire, but west is sadly not represented

that's why I'm pleased to announce I'm starting a campaign to Make Kintyre West Ayrshire, finally giving Ayrshire the four cardinal directions it deserves
January 27, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Lee Anderson! Robert Jennick! Nadhim Zahawi! Nadine Dorres! Suella Braverman!

All the stars are here!
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 PM
if Trump invades Greenland just as the AI bubble pops we enter the Really Cool Zone
January 20, 2026 at 6:42 PM
this is going to get graffiti on it so fast the paint won't have even dried
NEW: Glasgow City Council has just approved a massive AI-generated mural to be painted in the city centre.

The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle.

The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
"as a railway signalling engineer, I know plenty about red flags and you're showing too many"
What would be the thing YOU revealed about yourself halfway through The Traitors in an attempt to make yourself look cleverer than you are?

I think mine would be, "I've kept this to myself, but I'm actually an author of popular non-fiction. So I know a thing or two about... the truth."
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
the sky
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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The Scottish Government has agreed to both key
@scottishgreens.org tax proposals:

✈️ A new tax on the 12,000 private jet flights taken in Scotland every year

🏰 A 'Mansion Tax' on £1 million+ homes

This will raise millions for services like schools and our NHS.
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
this is the only part of economics that is actually true, rest is fortune telling with maths
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
don't speak to me or my son ever again
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
complimented on my @slimecitymusic.bsky.social t-shirt in the Stewarton co-op buying 4 cans of Stella. no other t-shirt gets this level of attention
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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and as a video
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
traitors remains class
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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absolutely liquid traitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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magical
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
guy from my IT department dealing with the ticket is called "Joseph Stalin"

send computer to gulag pls boss
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
once again returning to the Old Gods of Grain, Grape and Fire, so made some flatbreads

now having a glass of wine
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
oh no I'm 40 this year
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
two blue parents on wikipedia means fuck off
The government is being squeezed between twin populisms of the right and of the left.

We need to confront both, and to deliver bold change that improves lives and tackles inequality.

Good to speak to @guardianheather.bsky.social at @theguardian.com about our work at @thefabians.bsky.social.
December 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I am a 20 something writer who's deep hatred of authority makes him question his faith and even his own nation. And I've decided to fuck off outta there

I am James Joyce's A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
I'm the head magic teacher at a British boarding school.

Emily Tesh, "The Incandescent"
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
abolish the treasury, ban accountants
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM