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demon twink/leather boy/daddy sommelier in NYC
Who wants to be my sea witch
Your deal with the sea witch goes exactly according to plan, and now you have gorgeous legs with which to woo princes 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

"Fishbutt Fandango" exhibited at Home Gallery, Manchester in 2020, by Sarah Hingley 😁

We ❤️ this so much, we made it a notecard shop.ashmolean.org/collections/...
January 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The reactions to my last show have been a mix of confusion, discomfort and tepid praise of my singing
January 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
the boy is back
January 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Long time no see, here’s me doing a cage check at work
February 7, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I just got an invitation to join the Illuminati on Facebook messenger, what should I do????
December 8, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Waiting for the hookup to show up means playtime with the autotimer 😝
December 1, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Drunk vocal pedagogy skeet! Match yer coloratura air pressure to the obbligato instrument; more tapered for string instruments and more even for wind/brass instruments, I hope this reaches opera Bluesky????
November 29, 2023 at 1:50 AM
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Lots of people ask what they can do to help with climate change. The answers are simple and empowering!

- Demonic ritual asking for emissions reductions
- Arguments on website
- Just say you did it. Atmosphere is a fool and easily tricked
- Instead of going on long distance holiday, lie motionless
October 18, 2023 at 5:18 PM
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Apparently there’s an influx of far right nazi arseholes.

Remember the rules.

Do not engage.
Do not quote post to dunk.
Block early, block often.
Starve them of oxygen.
October 20, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Taking the train home with a loose fuck machine
November 7, 2023 at 1:38 AM
We. Are. Broke.
November 6, 2023 at 10:05 PM
I’m just happy my leather sibs and I were able to finally figure out to put this vintage harness back together again 🖤🖤🖤 @lilcub.bsky.social @lonewolfbklyn.bsky.social
October 19, 2023 at 5:20 AM
& I forgot it was FCF 😝
October 13, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Kicking the weekend off properly 🖤
October 13, 2023 at 10:38 PM
They finally started asking if I’m Jewish in NYC, I have reached peak ethnic ambiguity
October 5, 2023 at 9:37 PM
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it's so humiliating to write an invoice. please pay me money for services rendered. you can reference this request with the number "001"
October 2, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Is Bluesky like half German speakers or did I do something
October 1, 2023 at 12:17 PM
I was the one goth kid in choir. I sang Jack Skellington for the school talent show. I got straight As
I can’t imagine any Bsky early adopter was cool in high school, so what kind of loser were you?
October 1, 2023 at 12:14 PM
Well I’m drunk at 14th St. and got catcalled on the train platform by someone who told me to “just take a compliment.” Top era is going great
September 27, 2023 at 12:20 AM
I’m joining the ass thread obviously
September 26, 2023 at 2:57 PM
I coulda told you I was a rogue without a chart
Ranger. it checks out.
September 22, 2023 at 1:59 PM
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Polar bears have taken over an ancient abandoned village in eastern Russia.

Incredible photographs by Dmitry Kokh who won the Urban Wildlife category award in the Wildlife Photographer of the Year competition.
September 21, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Y’all I came back later in my shift and the bartender just gave me my drink for free and took a shot with me???
September 20, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Not gonna miss this hump day. Where is bondage Bluesky??? Need some inspo for when I’m recovered
September 20, 2023 at 9:23 PM
They always try and get me at happy hour cuz they know I’m here on the clock
September 20, 2023 at 9:20 PM